063, you take 90 minutes for tuba? Won't you have hemorrhoids (1/15 of the third update)
[Stop now, this is not a car to kindergarten!] γ
[My mother, this young lady is too sassy! ] γ
[I can't stand it, I can't stand it! ] γ
[What a new and new friend, I can't look at these two words directly! γ
[I feel that the anchor may be warned by the overcrowd later, and the content of the live broadcast room does not conform to the core values of socialism. γ
Shu Yi was speechless, this young lady can't be normal.
These words were as pure as a blank sheet of paper, and he was defiled.
He endured knowledge points that should not be borne at this age.
Get out of the car, he's going back to kindergarten!
"Ahem, Sister Ahri, I'm on the number, what's your name?"
"I'm your mid-laner daddy."
"Ha ???" Shu Yi was stunned.
The name of this sassy boss really fits her sassy nature.
Yes, something.
"What's the matter, little brother, isn't this a good name~" Sister Ahri smiled.
"Okay." After Shu Yi logged in to Black Rose's account, he was slightly embarrassed when he saw that Zhang Chenyi was also there.
This won't work!
When he knew this, he couldn't say that he was killed, and he said that he was in a hurry, but he did things to summon the canyon?
Why do you want to play the number of Black Rose, and play your own three-district tuba!
Can't be discovered by him! Shu Yi thought.
There is only one way not to be discovered by him! Shu Yi clicked on a player named 'Dream of 900 Million Girls' and pressed the option to delete the player.
That wayβwouldn't it have been discovered?
He's such a clever little ghost.
"I've added you, boss."
"Is the little brother a dream called 900 million young men?"
"Yes, it's me."
"Little brother's name is so nice~"
"How good?"
Sister Ahri looked stunned.
This touched on her intellectual blind spot.
How did she know what was good about the name!
It's just a polite remark!
Besides, you're such a hairy name!
What is the 'dream of 900 million young men', why do you want to have a relationship with 900 million men!
The best proctology in the world can't save you!
Heaven gave you an iron rod, not for you to use to stir up!
"Ahem, what boss are we fighting?"
"Is it okay to qualify?"
Although she wants to be sultry, getting a score is what she wants to do the most.
"Single and double rows are still flexible." Shu Yi's account is platinum 2 in the single and double rows, or because it hasn't been long since the season started, he and Zhang Chenyi haven't played many games, otherwise according to the rank of the master in this district last season, it would be easy to score points.
"Let's go in a single or double row." Sister Ahri looked at her platinum 4,0 win point, and was a little panicked, because she would lose as long as she lost.
But thinking that this little brother has the strength of a Hanbok master, he is not very afraid.
If there is a Hanbok master who can't beat it, then she can't match other teammates either.
"Okay." After Shu Yi invited Sister Ahri into the room, he asked, "Boss, what position do you play?" β
"Baby, you have the final say~" Sister Ahri said softly.
"You can play whatever you want, it's useless for me to say."
Also baby... She's so sassy.
This woman is much more powerful than the previous female boss
"Then I'll play the mid-laner, can you choose the jungler to help me~ People are afraid that they can't beat the opposite mid-laner~" Sister Ahri said coquettishly.
"Yes." Shu Yi thought for a while and said, "Boss, your voice can be normal." β
"Baby, what's wrong with my voice~" Sister Ahri said charmingly and softly, and the flirtatious feeling was really strong.
"Boss, your voice is too sassy - so good, I'm afraid I'll fall in love with a fairy like you, and a fairy like you is not worthy of a mortal like me, please speak well, so that I don't fall deeper and deeper." Shu Yi looked helpless.
"I'm not honest, you mean to say that my voice is so uncomfortable~" Sister Ahri looked like she was about to cry.
"Where is it! I'm telling the truth, although your voice does have a little bit of an appeal, and it's a little hard for a boy like me to extricate myself. β
"Why are you extricating yourself so that your little brother won't hurt? Shouldn't it be gently soothed? Sister Ahri laughed.
[Invisible driving, the most deadly. γ
[The first time I saw it was difficult to extricate myself was explained in this way.] γ
[When the time comes, it will be your fault to turn the Xinhua dictionary into a banned book!] γ
γOvertube warning, please stop your speed!γ γ
"Damn..."Shu Yi was speechless.
This boss is so dirty!
I can't stand it, I can't stand it!
No, a person as pure as him will be ruined.
To - prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity, friendliness.
Be full of positive energy!
Just like Shu Yi read a novel called "God-level Play", the whole book was injected with milky white positive energy, which perfectly conformed to the core values of socialism.
"Boss, I'll go to the bathroom." I drank a little too much water in front of me, and my bladder began to protest.
The platinum game was not matched so quickly, after all, he did not choose to fill the position, and he should have time to go to the toilet.
"Okay." Sister Ahri nodded, and then smiled coquettishly: "Promise me, don't go to the toilet to do something shameful." β
"I- just going to the bathroom!" Shu Yi was almost speechless.
This boss was the most irresistible of the four bosses he had encountered.
How can you drive anytime, anywhere!
This female driver's speed is so fierce that she is not afraid of overturning?
Shu Yi went to the toilet.
A minute later, I put on my headphones and looked at the match, and said, "Boss, I'm back." β
"Wow! Little brother, are you done so soon? It's too fast~ It's not good for a man to be so fast~" Sister Ahri smiled.
"How long will it take to go to the toilet!" Shu Yi didn't have a good airway.
"And how long will it take you to do that?" Sister Ahri said.
"Boss, what's the matter with you, why are you asking such a personal question! Can't we play the game well? Shu Yi said angrily.
"Oh~ I know, it's because you're too fast, I'm embarrassed to say it~"
"! Who can keep not shooting, only my country's foot, and I have the same stamina as the national football team, you know? β
"Wow, little brother, you still need 90 minutes for tuba? Won't you get hemorrhoids on this? β
Shu Yi: "??? β
What the hell-