Chapter 370: Click, Bang, Bang
"The key you're talking about can't be the giant, bFg?"
Lying next to Ye Qianhu, by the way, he pulled one of his arms over as a pillow, and the fox asked softly.
"Well, that's him."
Ye Qianhu said: "At most, Dreamland only has a vague instinct, the two of us are outsiders to it and this world, and the appearance of the space barrier is an instinctive self-defense of Dreamland, but I don't feel real hostility in it." ”
"So, we just need to find someone who is identified with Dreamland to take us in."
After moving his body and changing into a more comfortable position, the fox asked, "It seems that you are not in a hurry to find bFg?" ”
Holding the fox's shoulder, Ye Qianhu closed his eyes slightly and said, "Tomorrow, he will bring Sophie here to wait for him." ”
"Are you sure he'll help us in?"
"Then make a deal with him and give him a reason he can't refuse."
Opening his eyes and looking at the starlight in the sky, Ye Qianhu smiled: "Although I can't enter the core of Dreamland yet, the scenery here is also good, and camping here tonight is also a good choice." ”
The fox hummed softly, didn't speak, just leaned into Ye Qianhu's arms, enjoying the rare warmth at this time.
Here they are enjoying the world of the two, and where they left before, in the home of bFg, Sophie is enjoying her nightmares.
Sophie, who has never dreamed, didn't even realize that she was dreaming, but suddenly woke up in the middle of the night, and when she found bFg lying asleep in the boat, she cautiously escaped from bFg's house, and then fled outside.
But she had barely gone far when a giant, much taller and stronger than bFg, suddenly emerged from the soil and grabbed her with ease.
No matter how frightened she was, no matter how much she screamed, she was still picked up by the giant and thrown into her mouth.
In a state of extreme fear, Sophie finally wakes up from her nightmare, and then suddenly finds herself still in bFg's house, at the top of the ship's mast. By this time the sky was already bright outside, and Sophie quickly got up and looked inside the boat, which was empty, but then Sophie found bFg sitting there in the huge chair in the room.
Angrily patting the board, Sophie said angrily, "You did it!" ”
With his back to Sophie, bFg heard Sophie's accusation and smiled, "You didn't misunderstand me this time. ”
"I told you, I don't dream, this fear is simply superfluous."
"Yes," bFg said to Sophie, getting up and earnestly, taking off the top of Sophie's boat with a tray made of billboards, and carrying Sophie on the tray to the table and saying to her, "You annoying little daredevils shouldn't quarrel with an old man like me who is about to lose his nose." ”
Sophie jumped from the tray to the table and continued to listen to bFg's admonition, "The giants are murderers and ogres, and they will swallow human beans like sugar cubes. ”
"It's a human being, not a human bean." Sophie corrects bFg's linguistic mistakes again.
Sitting at the table, bFg waved his hand and continued: "Whatever you say, they're going to eat you." ”
With that, bFg picked up the glass bottle on the table, which was a little taller than Sophie, and poured the green clear liquid into the bowl a little.
"What's this green drink?" Looking at the beautiful liquid inside the glass bottle, Sophie asked curiously.
"Fubo water", bFg put the glass bottle back and said loudly, "All giants will be with Fubo water." ”
Sophie lay in front of the glass bottle, looking at the green transparent liquid inside through the glass, and was surprised to find that the bubbles of this soda were actually bubbling downward!
"The bubble is in the wrong direction, and the bubble should be going up."
"Up?" bFg seems to be very unimpressed by the kind of bubbles that bubble up, "The bubbles up just make people burp, it's disgusting!" ”
"Hiccups aren't a big deal, are they?" Sophie stood up and said to bFg.
Hearing Sophie say this, bFg's wrinkles were almost like a bitter melon, and he said in disgust: "That's disgusting." ”
"But if bubbles come out from underneath......" Sophie said euphemistically, gesturing a certain process, imagining the image, "coming out of another exit, that would be even more disgusting." ”
"Click, bang, bang!" bFg said suddenly.
"Click, bang, bang?" Sophie tilted her head, unable to figure out what this onomatopoeia meant.
"Yes", bFg seems to have thought of a wonderful scene, and hehehe laughs, "It will be very happy in that case." ”
With that, bFg let Sophie see that very happy scene with her own eyes.
He put down the Fubo water in the bowl, directly picked up the large bottle of Fubo water on the table, unscrewed the stopper and poured it into his mouth.
"Oh no", looking at this terrible scene, Sophie couldn't help but push back, trying to escape what was coming.
I drank half a bottle of Fubo water in one go, and when I went to the glass bottle, bFg squinted and giggled as if he was high.
"It's so delicious!"
Before bFg's words fell, an earth-shattering fart suddenly exploded, and the green "air current" couldn't wait to rush out from a certain part, and the scene was as shocking as when a rocket was launched.
Sophie watched this terrible scene in amazement, and she finally knew what that "click, bang" meant, because now this terrible fart sound was echoing in her ears!
A large amount of green gas instantly filled bFg's side, and the air flow caused by that process caused Sophie's hair to spread out backwards, forcing her to cover her eyes with her hands. Later, he couldn't stand on his feet in this "strong wind" and fell directly on the table.
And bFg, who was the initiator of all this, was in an extremely excited state at this time, and it was really like a rocket was being launched under his buttocks, and the strong green air flow pushed his body off the bench and flew towards the roof!
In bFg's cheerful laughter, his body flew up to a height of four or five meters, like the last burst, and the last few particularly big farts even appeared with bright light like a bright tail flame, pushing bFg's body to pause up and down in the air.
When the disastrous scene for Sophie finally came to an end, bFg fell out of the air with a thud and slammed his hands on the table.
The shaking of his hands on the table made it look like there had been a big earthquake, everything on it shook violently, and half of the big-nosed melon on it rolled towards Sophie even more.
bFg, who was still laughing happily, stopped the big-nosed melon in time, so that Sophie, who had been pushed to the edge by the big-nosed melon, did not fall.