"Ding - 'Second Order' task completed.

Rewards: 3,000 cash, 'Voice Ability' becomes 'Ventriloquist Mastery', any weapon in PUBG or League of Legends, and Hero Mastery. ”

"Ding-'Popularity worth 10,000' quest completed.

Reward: 10,000 in cash, 30% increase in car skills. ”

"Task release - the third order.

Task requirements: Take the third order, customer satisfaction can be rewarded with five stars, less than five stars, no reward. ”

"Voice turned into ventriloquism?" Jiang Chen, who used the toilet as an excuse to check the system reward in the toilet, was a little puzzled after seeing the system reward.

What is this ventriloquist?

Mo is not that kind of...

This reward reminded Jiang Chen of a classical Chinese he learned in junior high school: "There are people in Beijing who are good at ventriloquism, and the king will not be early in the dynasty from now on." ”

"Ventriloquism is a way to simulate a variety of sounds with the host's mouth, and it is an enhanced version of voice ability." The system explained.

"Oh? So powerful? ”

Jiang Chen tried it with the content of that text.

From time to time, different sounds sounded in the open toilet: 'children's cry', 'women's caressing', 'fire and screaming', and so on.

Then Jiang Chen tried to make the sound of various musical instruments, and the sound was as if it was made by a real musical instrument!

"It's a really powerful skill." Jiang Chen said sincerely.

With this skill, all kinds of false sounds are still a thing?

I have all the voices you want.

After completing this mission, you will get a cash reward of 1.3W, plus a 30% increase in driving skills.

The harvest is full.

Walking out of the toilet, Jiang Chen put on his headphones and looked at the gifts he kept brushing, very happy.

"Thank you bosses for the gifts, thank you."

Jiang Chen thought about it, now at 3 o'clock, he can continue to take an order.

"Looks like no one has placed an order?" Jiang Chen thought for a while, "Let's fight the landlord first, if no one orders within ten minutes, we will go alone." ”

Jiang Chen opened the happy landlord and began the journey of the happy landlord.

...

XX mile.

In a voice room called 'Brother Dumb's Jedi Happy Box Journey', two people are communicating.

"Ningning, is the code word finished?" A somewhat bold female voice sounded.

"Well, it's written." A cold female voice sounded.

"Jedi up?"

"Okay."

"By the way, where are you now?"

"At my cousin's house."

"Actually, you can come to my house."

"It's okay, cousin... It's OK. The cold female voice paused and said, "Have you started the live broadcast?" ”

"It's a little annoying to talk about this, there have been a lot of fans left recently, and there are not many fans who give gifts, so my head hurts a little." The bold female voice was a little uncomfortable talking about this.

"Is something wrong?"

"It's not, it's just that the live broadcast has been very poor recently, and it's not that interesting."

"Haven't you been looking for a companion lately? Can't play with them? ”

"That's the reason, the live broadcast effect was very good when I first clicked to play, but after a few days, the live broadcast effect was not as good as it was at the beginning.

Those who play with them are not very skilled but not very good at talking; It's just that the strength is not good, and it doesn't make sense to lick the dog when you speak. (There is no meaning of black men playing with him, the plot needs it)

Licking the dog was quite interesting at first, but after a few days, the audience felt that licking the dog was so boring. ”

"Are you still going to play with you today?"

"Find one, the three of us play together, can you accept it?"

After a few seconds of silence, the cold female voice said, "Yes." ”

"Okay, I'll go get one first... Ah, what? Yes? What about my games? Yes? That's it! Well..."

The bold female voice said quickly: "Ningning, I'm going to help my mother do something, it may take a few minutes, you can help me go and play with me." ”

The cold female voice was silent for a moment, and said, "Okay, what are the requirements?" ”

"PUBG, male, alive, with a lot of human skin, great skills, and the most important thing is not to lick the dog, but to have an interesting soul." After the bold female voice finished speaking, she put down her headphones, "Ningning, I'll go, you order, bring him to XX, and I'll send you the money later." ”

"No, I don't."

"Yes."

The bold female voice finished speaking and left.

...

"Everyone, this is definitely going to win, my hand is so good, as long as I play a single card and three, I will win immediately." Jiang Chen is fighting the landlord in full swing.

After seeing that there were still 'kings', '3 4', '3 5', '3 6' and three single cards left in his cards, Jiang Chen said confidently.

Can you lose with this hand?

The two farmers on the opposite side don't have a single card?

Impossible!

And he calculated, the probability of a bomb on the other side is very low, and it is impossible to blow it up directly because he has a king and a dozen cards left, right?

"Hurry up, I'm almost thankful for the flowers!" Jiang Chen saw that the peasants just didn't play cards, and sent a voice that sounded very cheap to the landlord. At the same time, one by one, tomatoes kept smashing into his face, smashing the farmer player's face full of tomato juice.

At the last second, the farmer on the opposite side finally played his card - 'Pair Three'!

Jiang Chen was stunned, this card - he really can't take it!

"I can't afford it!"

Jiang Chen had no choice but to say that he couldn't afford it.

It's okay, he doesn't believe that they add up to dozens of cards and not a single one!

A 'pair of 7' is connected to the opposite side, and then the two start to pick up each other's pairs.

Jiang Chen's head hurt when he saw it.

"Don't worry, this one will never lose, if I lose, I'll eat live - eat! I don't believe there's a single card on the other side! ”

[Don't be cowardly, lose the live broadcast and eat the thing you want to eat, what kind of food! ] 】

[Cheating and cheating anchors, pay attention! ] 】

[It's coming, it's coming again, this melon peel is definitely going to lose!] 】

"What do you know, I've calculated, after these pairs on the opposite side are played, there must be a single card left, and they must have a single card." Jiang Chen swore and said: "Those stinky hairs who say I can't win show me, and I will win later..."

Before Jiang Chen finished speaking, the screen changed suddenly, and the appearance of the landlord crying appeared.

On the opposite side of a farmer 'three 8, 9, 10', with two single cards directly out!

"I..." Jiang Chen opened his mouth, and the sound suddenly rang with a dingdong on his mobile phone.

'Your wives and husbands' suddenly sent a message-

"The PUBG list is being distributed, and the appropriate one can click to enter the dispatch hall."

Jiang Chen didn't say a word, with the hand speed of being single for twenty-one years, he clicked quickly, and the screen turned to the dispatch hall.