Chapter 99: The Cock Gets Shorter

Soaking, Su Yunman fell asleep.

The man in black stretched out his hand and pushed Su Yunman, who had not woken up yet, and almost pushed her out.

The man in black had no choice but to pick up Su Yunman from Chiguoguo, go ashore, and change her clothes, his hands were moving throughout the whole process, and he accidentally touched a few handfuls of places that shouldn't be touched before he put her clothes on her.

Su Yunman slept extremely uncomfortably this night, and when he woke up, he didn't see the man in black.

Su Yunman sat up suddenly, looked around, there was nothing, and Su Yunman breathed a long sigh of relief.

Su Yunman slowly remembered what happened last night, she subconsciously touched her body, and her clothes were well dressed.

However, she clearly remembered that the clothes were not worn by herself.

I went into the water naked yesterday, and it was the man in black who picked her up.

Isn't that the light gone?

Su Yunman suddenly felt tired.

Moreover, the man in black saw that he ran away, which made her very angry, as if she had played with it and ran away, although she didn't do anything last night, and both of them were innocent.

If you really did something, it was impossible to have no discomfort on your body.

Therefore, Su Yunman knew that the man in black was very upright, at least he wouldn't really do anything obscene to her, otherwise, he would have done it a long time ago like himself last night, didn't he?

Su Yunman stood up, still covered with the black robe of the man in black.

Su Yunman's hand grabbed the corner of the black robe, "Could it be that he hasn't left yet." ”

Just as Su Yunman thought, the man in black did not leave, but picked some fruits and came back, and also fetched water.

As soon as Su Yunman saw the man in black, he stood up, "Why did you get out?" What if there is a snake or something at this time? ”

The man in black was stunned for a moment, "I just went out for a while, and I went to pick some fruit for you to satisfy your hunger." ”

Looking at the fruit in the hands of the man in black, Su Yunman was stunned for a moment, it turned out that the man in black was just afraid that he would be hungry, so he found something for himself to satisfy his hunger.

She misunderstood someone else!

"I'm sorry! When I woke up, I saw that the cave was empty, and I thought you had left me behind! Su Yunman looked at the man in black pitifully.

The man in black smiled unnaturally, "How is it possible, I'm not such an ungrateful person, after all, you were bitten by a night cat because of me, so I should be responsible." ”

Su Yunman agreed with this very seriously, "You are indeed responsible, how did you get me out of the water yesterday?" ”

The man in black almost choked on his own saliva, "I...... I...... I ......"

Su Yunman saw that the man in black was blushing and stammering, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly, "What are you!" Have you done anything bad to me? ”

"No, I didn't, you fell asleep at that time, I pushed you, you didn't move and almost rolled into the river, I had to carry you up, but it was too dark at that time, I didn't see anything, and then I went ashore and immediately dressed you." The man in black told what happened last night to show his innocence.

"I don't care! You must have seen it anyway, and you have to be responsible for me. Su Yunman was very serious, not like he was joking at all.

The man in black was a little depressed, but still said, "That's good! I'll marry you. ”

"Ah......" Su Yunman was dumbfounded, who asked you to marry me, I made you responsible, but I didn't let you marry me!

Su Yunman raised his forehead, "Actually, I didn't mean that. ”

The man in black was a little puzzled, "Didn't you put me in charge?" Don't worry! I'll be in charge. ”

"I made you responsible, and I didn't let you marry me!" Su Yunman is even more depressed than the man in black, why does the man in black always play his cards according to the rules!

In this way, she is really hard to deal with, okay?

Can you cooperate a little bit?

The man in black looked confused, "Uh...... If I don't marry you, how can I be responsible? ”

Su Yunman glared, "Who said that if you are responsible, you must marry me!" For example, you can also teach me martial arts! Let me become stronger myself, and no one will be able to bully me in the future, which is also a manifestation of responsibility, are you right? ”

The man in black looked stunned, this is the responsibility of that sect, it is clear that you asked me to teach you to learn martial arts!

The man in black was even more depressed, and he would rather marry her!

Su Yunman continued to stare at him, "What's the matter, don't you want to?" ”

The man in black shook his head, "No, do you really want to learn martial arts?" ”

"That's right!" After Su Yunman finished speaking, he felt that he was too eager to say this! So he changed his words: "Ahem... I don't particularly want to, but learning martial arts, after all, you can still strengthen your body! I think your martial arts are quite good, why don't you accept me as an apprentice! ”

The man in black: "However, if you don't have a foundation and talent, it is difficult for you to learn martial arts." ”

"What." Su Yunman was immediately unconvinced, "What are you talking about, I don't have a foundation, but there is such a thing as talent, how do you know that I don't have it?" When I was a child, I often said that I was a martial arts wizard! How can I come to you, it will be difficult for me to learn martial arts! Hmph, if you don't want to take this responsibility, just say it directly, why bother with any foundation and talent! Who is born to practice martial arts! ”

The man in black hurriedly said: "I didn't mean that, I just ......"

Su Yunman interrupted the man in black aggrievedly, "You just don't want to teach me to practice martial arts, right?" ”

Man in Black: "......"

"If you don't want to teach me, just say it! Why say such hurtful things! Everyone has a heart, everyone's heart is flesh, everyone is born of a mother, and everyone has a mother's pain......"

The man in black was already a black line, and hurriedly interrupted Su Yunman to continue, "Okay, I'll teach you, I'll teach you." ”

Su Yunman immediately showed a fox-like smile, "What you said, you agreed, you want to teach me martial arts, and the people of the rivers and lakes will be counted when they speak!" If you don't talk enough, the cock will get shorter. ”

"What is a cock?" The man in black heard a very strange word, he could understand the first few sentences, but he couldn't understand the latter sentence.

"Ahem...... Haha......" Su Yunman suddenly laughed.

The man in black looked inexplicable.

Su Yunman pointed to the man in black, "Cock is somewhere for you men, you know." ”

Su Yunman winked playfully at the man in black.

Man in Black: "......"

This woman is really... The man in black couldn't find an adjective to describe Su Yunman.