Chapter 41 King Pesticide Mailbox
Tencent TiMi, the game interface of Honor of Kings.
Ye Fan just entered the game, and the latest skin of "Marco Polo" that occupied the screen of his mobile phone jumped in front of Ye Fan, although Marco Polo is not Ye Fan's dish, but Ye Fan is now a big money, why do you have money on call, right, where is there a reason to ignore it, buy it directly!
System mailbox, Ye Fan looked at the mailbox kept flashing information, clicked on the mailbox letter, this look frightened Ye Fan, densely added countless friend applications, all kinds of avatars, among which the number of girls' avatars is not less than that of boys, it seems that the female players of this game are more emotional!
Ye Fan looked at these avatars one by one, purely as a bright and sparkling artistic photo, there are many photos of beautiful beauties, the age level is uneven, all kinds of little beauties, big beauties, Lori, royal sisters, white-collar workers............ It's all a bunch of interfaces crammed with mailboxes.
Ye Fan had a little Jiujiu in his heart, he wanted to pick on the girl to add, and finally the small flame of the girl's desire was extinguished by Ye Fan himself, not because of anything else, but Ye Fan had expected that playing games in the future would be troublesome, replying to messages every day, and being harassed every day and asking Ye Fan, the old driver, to drive a team.
Everything is fate, masters have the compulsion of masters, not to mention Ye Fan's dignified Heavenly Dao of the universe!
However, after the handsome Ye Fan thought about it for the last time, he finally selected from thousands of additional emails, and finally chose to choose 7 girls with very beautiful photos.
Wow wow, wow, these 7 girls, with Ye Fan's many years of otaku experience, they must all be very beautiful, thinking of the "Oba" they opened and closed their mouths in the future...... Oba's ......" call for the band, begging for the expression of driving.
Ye Fan smiled, although his smile at this time was handsome, how to say it? It's a bit like the cheap smile of a child hiding under the covers and secretly reading pornographic novels.
"Hey, there's news so soon? Hehe......" There is a beautiful woman's avatar flashing in the information column, looking at Ye Fanna is very excited.
"Great God, Hello Great God Li Bai, my name is a fish!" The content of the message.
"Well, girl, hello, your name is interesting and meaningful, and you know that you have ideas and personality at a glance!" Ye Fan typed and replied.
"Huh? God, you're mistaken, I'm a boy! The message replied.
Ye Fan looked at it, Nima, the old driver also looked away, this ladyboy dared to deceive Uncle Ben with a picture of a beautiful woman,
Ye Fan was not interested at all, and immediately prepared the plane ticket, and typed a word before deleting his friend, "I'm sorry, I added the wrong person, I have a good friend who added me, and I pressed the wrong one with a shake of my hand!" Haha, why don't you have anything, we'll talk about it later! ”
"Great God, this is my sister's avatar, I have my sister's QQ and WeChat, and I also have a phone number! Wait, I'll send it to you! The other party's message was sent quickly.
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Ye Fan was speechless and almost shook his fingers, and really deleted him, this Nima's words are really thunderous, little friend, is it really no problem for you to betray your sister like this?
Aren't you afraid of being beaten to death by your own sister?
After a while, sure enough, a string of phone numbers, QQ, and WeChat were all sent, and Ye Fan was told his sister's age of 18.
"Okay, little friend, the way you betrayed your sister in a chic way, you should have to pass the test and be qualified to occupy a position as a friend of mine!" Ye Fan replied.
"Great God, Great God, can you take me to play the game with you? I really like to play Honor of Kings, but my skills are too poor, and I'm still in gold 5! "There was another message from the other party in the message column.
"No! I don't have time to play games with my kids! Ye Fan refused directly, extremely simply, just kidding! I play with you, and I don't have any fruits of my labor!
"Great God, 36D, 67, 74." A series of numbers appeared in the information bar, making Ye Fan think that he was going to type but accidentally pressed the numeric keypad.
"What is this? I can't understand it inexplicably! Ye Fan directly wanted to close the chat interface and was ready to play the game.
"Great God, this is my sister's three-dimensional!" Quick response in the message bar.
"Puff!! ......" Ye Fan almost threw the mobile phone out of his hand, and almost choked to death with his own saliva!
"Great God, can you take me to play? I still have my own sister's fierce material! The message column replied again.
"Come on, I see that you have a good eye, nice guy, you have successfully attracted my attention, let's team up to open the black!" Ye Fan choked on the photo and thought about some words.
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A string of speechless ones appeared in the message bar... symbol and a sweaty expression on the forehead.
"Oh, my black convoy is full, 5 people!" Ye Fan looked at the reply that seemed to be despised, and said directly.
"Great God, brother-in-law, my sister is wearing a lilac suit today......" The avatar information bar of the beautiful woman kept flashing.
"You've won!" Ye Fan replied.
"Brother-in-law, brother-in-law......" The message of the beauty's avatar called out again.
"Hey, the black convoy has gone, come on, now there is a place again!" Ye Fan typed a reply.
"Brother-in-law, pull me!"
"Okay, brother-in-law!"
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(Postscript 1: This 13-year-old child who betrayed his own sister, used his beautiful sister's avatar every day to deceive, this virtue was finally discovered by his sister in the next 5 days, and the trial that greeted him was a violent beating by his sister!) The shout was extremely miserable, the two panda eyes were already hanging on the face of this little guy, and in desperation, he finally admitted his crime, using the picture of his beautiful sister to swagger and deceive, but he only recognized one brother-in-law "Bodhi Tree, Xiamen" is true, that Li Bai Dashen is a person he really admires, and in the future, he only recognizes this brother-in-law! )
(Postscript 2: The anger of the 18-year-old sister is burning, 18 years old is a good time for youth, far from the age of marriage, and now his own brother is a brother-in-law, and he recognizes a brother-in-law one by one...... )
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(ps: Dear readers and friends, because Xiaoshu went out to play today, I didn't have time to type, so now I finally finished writing a chapter at 21:58, I just don't want to break the update!) A chapter, I hope everyone is happy to watch, easy to watch, and the most important thing is to smile slightly! )
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