185. If you lose, learn to bark quickly
"Yes, Dad, not Baba, read it with me, Dad." Shu Yi taught seriously and patiently.
Shu Yi teaches so seriously, not because she is called Baba, but simply because of her sense of responsibility.
As a responsible man, I must teach Hanazawa Yueeko Chinese.
Especially this word.
"I know, it's Baba, it's not Daddy, isn't it, Baba Oni-chan." Hanazawa Etsuko didn't smile on the other side, and Baba Oni-chan taught another word.
That's nice.
There is a word in Huaxia called "accumulate a little into a lot", and when she learns more Chinese words, won't she learn Chinese.
There's nothing wrong with this logic.
"Forget it, you better call me Oni-chan, don't call me poop." Shu Yi felt a little brain pain.
He felt that the task of teaching Hanazawa Yueko Chinese was more difficult than eating ten chickens.
"Okay, Baba Oni-chan."
Shu Yi: ". (?_?) ”
...
"Baba Oni-chan, look, look! I'll sail. Etsuko Hanazawa screamed very happily.
Shu Yi felt that this was why he was idle, so he had to do things!
Why fool her into calling her dad!
Well, Dad didn't call, but turned into poop...
God's special poop...
He went from being a man to a sho!
Excessively!
"Well, Hanazawa-chan is very talented, and he learned to drive a boat in such a short period of time." Shu Yi said with a smile.
This will make her sail less crooked at last.
Though... Still not so skilled, but at least not bumped isn't it?
That's a big step forward!
Look at the boat that is twisting and twisting as if it is doing a square dance.
Shu Yi comforted himself like this.
"Go ashore." Shu Yi looked at a house in front of him and said.
This will not work for their equipment, and they will have to continue to search.
"Eh, aren't we going to keep sailing? Are you going ashore? Hearing Shu Yi's words, Hanazawa Yueeko felt a little pity.
I can't continue to sail the ship.
She had just experienced the joy of sailing, and she was about to give up sailing before her hands were hot. It's a shame.
"You like going to the sea so much." Shu Yi said with a smile.
After finishing speaking, he suddenly felt that this sentence was not very right.
Many words are not as pure as they used to be.
For example, the word "going into the sea" is not as simple as simply entering the sea, but-
But... It's about going into the sea to catch fish, it's that simple.
It's not what some unscrupulous people think.
"It's not that I like to go to sea, I just like the feeling of going to sea and driving a boat." Etsuko Hanazawa said with a smile.
"Then you just like to go to the sea?" Shu Yi smiled a little evilly.
"You can say that." Etsuko Hanazawa nodded.
The two went ashore.
Walk towards the room.
"There's no one here, right?" When Etsuko Hanazawa ran up, she asked curiously.
"How can there be people in such a small place." Shu Yi said.
Now it is the second poison circle, and this small place on the shore is estimated to have been searched a long time ago.
So Shu Yi can be sure that there will definitely be no one in this kind of place.
If there were still people here, it would be really mad.
"Really?" Etsuko Hanazawa said with a smile.
"There must be no one, and if there are people in this kind of place, my name will be written backwards." Shu Yi was sure that there was no one here.
"Okay, Baba Oni..."Etsuko Hanazawa smiled and was about to say something, but suddenly she felt that something was wrong.
Isn't it still baba written upside down?
Etsuko Hanazawa: ???
Spicy Chicken Oni Sauce!
"Baba Oni-chan bullies." Etsuko Hanazawa puffed out her mouth and said angrily: "Oni-chan, bad guy!" hentai! Yaga! No Road Race! ”
Shu Yi felt very hurt.
A bad guy is a bad guy, he can accept it, after all, he is a killer who has no feelings.
But how did he become a hentai?
This small change is deeply poisoned by the nail palace.
"Don't worry, there must not be here—" Shu Yi said confidently.
Instantly.
"Wow, blahh—"
Slight footsteps sounded in his headphones.
Hanazawa Yueeko blinked her eyes wide, turned her head, and looked at Shu Yi with a smile: "Baba Oni sauce, there are people here." ”
Shu Yi was stunned.
It was as if there was a slap in his face.
Embarrassed.
This guy -
What's going on?
Why do you have to come out and do something when he sets the flag!
Is it deliberately targeting him fat tiger?
Excessively!
Although Shu Yi was very embarrassed, his expression remained unchanged, and he looked at Hanazawa Yueyuezi and asked, "Hanazawa-chan, you said that there are people here, right?" ”
Hanazawa Yueeko stared at Shu Yi with big eyes and puzzled, this Oni-chan's ears were blocked by earwax!
Isn't it obvious that there are people here?
"That's for sure, Baba Oni-chan, didn't you hear the sound in the headphones?" Etsuko Hanazawa asked.
"Of course I heard that." The corners of Shu Yi's mouth hooked up with a smile and said, "Let's make a bet." ”
"Oh, what a bet?" Etsuko Hanazawa came to be interested.
"Let's bet on anyone here." Shu Yi smiled.
"Huh? Isn't it obvious that someone is there? Hanazawa Yueeko was even more puzzled, and then immediately reacted, "Baba Oni sauce, are you going to deliberately lose to me?" ”
Shu Yi felt that she was thinking about fart.
"Why don't you come?" Shu Yi smiled: "Those who lose must meet one requirement." ”
Etsuko Hanazawa understood.
This little brother is deliberately making her happy.
This little brother is also too good.
"Come on, come on." Etsuko Hanazawa nodded happily.
Why don't you agree to something that you are sure to win?
"Hmm, Baba Oni-chan... I want you to learn the little pig bark, you don't need to bark more, just bark. Hee-hee~Come on, Ernie sauce~" Etsuko Hanazawa pondered for a moment and said happily.
Shu Yi looked at her and said slowly, "I didn't lose." ”
This young lady is a bit excessive.
Do you want him to learn to bark as a pig?
Look.
He just asked her to learn the little pig bark!
"Huh?" Etsuko Hanazawa looked confused at this time.
This Ernie sauce is peeled!
Isn't it obvious that there are people!
At this time, in their headphones, the sound of footsteps became thicker and thicker.
This man is about to appear before them!
"Ernie sauce, you are a skin!" Hanazawa Yueeko puffed out her mouth and looked at Shu Yi unpleasantly.
This girl is originally a cute girl with big eyes and a very kawaii, which will puff out her mouth and be cute.
Shu Yi would be tempted to reach out and poke her.
However, the desire to survive told him that there would be no consequences if he did so, at most she would call the police, go to the bureau for a while, and pick up a soap.
"I don't have a laipi." Shu Yi smiled and said, "Let's bet if there is someone else here?" ”
Etsuko Hanazawa nodded suspiciously.
Didn't Ernie Sauce blow itself up?
He knew what he was betting on.
There's someone else here.
You see—
It's all in front of them.
A player appears around the corner of the house, revealing their field of vision.
Shu Yi smiled and said, "Yes, I did say that there is no one else here, but if he is gone, it means that there is no one here." ”
Da-da-da-da!
Gunfire was intense.
Shu Yi raised the AKM in his hand, and the bullet exploded.
The player's body suddenly burst into green blood.
Instantly turned into a box.
He has no teammates.
"19yixiansheng uses AKM to kill hashiqi."
"Hanazawa-chan, do you see someone here? It's not like it's gone. Shu Yi turned his head and looked at Shu Yi with a smile: "So, I won." ”
"Come on, my request is very simple, just learn to bark."