"Lao Chen, why did you old thing go into the water so quickly?"

"No way, God has given me a miracle medicine!" Chen Wang said triumphantly.

"Miracle medicine, what miracle medicine!" After several old men heard this, they couldn't help but be clever one by one!

"Home remedies miracle medicine!" Chen Wang said again to these old men.

"The magic medicine that my son asked someone to buy for me in the United States is not used, so your home remedies will definitely work?" At this time, an old man said to him.

Let me tell you, the things left by our ancestors are sometimes not necessarily worse than those things in the rice country. At least my home remedies are amazing!" Chen Wang said.

"Hmph, I see you've been deceived again. Next to him, an old man sneered and said.

They have heard this so-called home remedy many times, and they have tried it many times, and they have long distrusted it.

"Bullshit's home remedies, I don't believe it for a long time. I just believe in science and technology! Chinese medicine is awesome, why don't you treat cancer? Why don't you treat your urine inexhaustibly! Lao Tzu doesn't believe that! Lao Tzu can't take Chinese medicine if he eats!" Next to him, Old Man Zhu couldn't help but retort.

"Yes, I also believed in the old Chinese medicine doctor, but after pinching my nose and trying it several times, it had no effect at all, so I didn't believe it for a long time. ”

"You don't believe it. Chen Wang said angrily.

"Hey, Lao Chen, don't go, they don't believe it, I believe it! Come on, let me see, what kind of medicine is this?" said the old man rubbing his hands.

"Okay! I'll show you! However, I can tell you, you can't just eat it randomly! These things are specially equipped for me, and if you eat them, you are likely to have side effects! Traditional Chinese medicine is particular about special people and medicines, and prescribes the right medicine. ”

"Come on, you can bring it quickly, let me take a look!" Old Man He couldn't help but urge Chen Wang.

"I'll tell you %......""

"Why are you so verbose! Bring it!" Old Man He snatched the medicine directly from Chen Wang's hand!

"Is this the thing?" looked at the small black pill inside, and the old man frowned!

"Don't underestimate this thing, it's amazing!" Chen Wang said proudly to the man.

"Hey, I said, I won't let you eat it, you can't eat it!

Chen Wang saw Old Man He taking medicine in his mouth and hurriedly stopped him.

However, it was too late.

Old man He didn't care whether he had washed his hands or not, so he directly poured out two and ate them.

When the other old men saw Old Man He eating it, they stretched their necks one by one, wanting to see the effect.

"What a smell? It's so weird!" the old man squeezed his eyes, a little sour, a little bitter, and couldn't help but complain.

Seeing this, Chen Wang hurriedly took this thing back for him.

This thing is his own medicine, but Ye Chen said that he will not dispense another medicine for himself.

Now, this kid actually stole two of them.

"Lao He, you kid is not afraid that this is a rat medicine, in case you kick your legs here, it doesn't matter to us. Old man Zhu, who said that he didn't eat or Chinese medicine, said to Old Man He.

"I don't know if it's a rat pill, it doesn't have any effect anyway! Isn't he still standing here like us?"

Several old men sneered at Old Man He.

"I said, this is the medicine prescribed for me, and it won't work if you take it. Chen Wang retorted there!

"Sophistry. Lao Chen, you have been completely brainwashed. was sold, and he helped him count the money. Old man Zhu said to Chen Wang.

However, he had just finished speaking.

Drip, drip!

The sound of water droplets falling sounded, and everyone couldn't help but look towards Old Man He.

Rushing!

Then there was the sound of rushing water.

"Pee, pee! hahaha......" Old man He, who had just stolen two pills, was very happy at this moment!

One soak of pee!

"Comfortable! It's more comfortable than drinking 20 years of Moutai aging!" Old Man He's face was full of intoxication!

"Brothers, I'll withdraw first! You guys take your time here! Don't worry! Hehe......"

"Oh, by the way, Lao Zhu, what you just said, you'd rather eat than take that Chinese medicine again. I wrote it all down. ”

Looking at the people who had just been with them, and even more seriously ill than them, they were now ...... Walked out.

Several people were dumbfounded.

After a while, goosebump-inducing shouts came from inside the toilet.

"Lao Chen, come back."

"Old Chen, come back. ”

"Brother Chen, come back. ”

"What are you doing? Shouting souls, Lao Tzu is not dead!" Chen Wang replied angrily.

"I want to see that medicine of yours, I want to study it. Old man Hou said.

"Don't think about it! Lao He's old goods have already gotten two for me, it's no longer enough, and now there's nothing superfluous, don't think about it!" Lao Chen directly covered the pill tightly, lest it be taken away by others again.

"I said Lao Chen, aren't you just a few broken pills?" said the old man with some anger.

"That's right, it's just a few broken pills, why do you ask me?" Chen Wang said angrily.

"Besides, as I just said, this thing is specially configured for me according to my condition. You will have side effects if you eat it. Chen Wang said.

Ye Chen's words, he remembered them clearly. It's a three-point poison, and he doesn't dare to let these guys eat indiscriminately, and when the time comes, if something really happens, wouldn't he do bad things with good intentions.

"Bullshit! You just slam the door! Haven't Lao He already eaten it? There's nothing wrong at all! Let me tell you, Lao Chen, if you don't let me take this pill today, we'll break off our relationship! In the future, don't you want to sell those broken things from my channels?" Old man Hou threatened Chen Wang!

"And me! We will also break off our friendship! If you don't give me those pills, I'll let my son check on you when I go back in a while! Say you recruit child labor!" Lao Zhu also said.

"Bullshit! That's an apprentice! Not child labor!"

"I don't care, it's unqualified anyway, Lao Tzu wants you to suspend business for rectification!" retired Lao Zhu threatened Chen Wang.

When Chen Wang heard these words, he looked at Lao He next to him who had just taken this pill, and there was nothing wrong with him, and his heart was shaken!

He can see that if he doesn't let these guys urinate today, he will definitely not have good fruit to eat. “

"I can tell you, I worked hard to get this thing, and it was specially configured for me, if you have any problems eating, you can't blame me!" Chen Wang said again.

"As far as you talk the most, hurry up and bring it!" said Lao Hou.

Then he snatched the bottle of medicine.

Next, I swallowed two of them.

The same goes for everyone else!

About three minutes later!

The old Hou who was the first to take the medicine shouted!

"Pee, pee!"

"Ahh

"Shhhhhhhhhh

"Fuck it!"

After a while, the guys came out contentedly with their pants in their hands.