Chapter 573: Collecting Birds (94)
Hearing this, the old witch was stunned for a moment, and then looked at me, about seven or eight seconds, she suddenly laughed, laughing very happily, "Hahaha, there is indeed immortality in this world, and the dream of the deity is about to come true, and after more than ten years, it has finally come to an end." ”
Hearing her say this, I breathed a sigh of relief in my heart, if I had answered incorrectly just now, I would have been unlucky, but fortunately, I was lucky, and I was actually right. However, it's not Meng, my answer is based on the four words of heaven and earth righteousness, the thousand-year-old pine is an auspicious tree, but the old witch raised a group of cannibalistic swallows in the heart of the tree, which violates the principles of heaven and should have an impact.
Then the old witch was kinder to me, and asked me a few more things about immortality, and I told her all of them, but the questions I answered were generally similar to what she was doing now. Originally, I wanted to ask her about the person who looked like me, but when I mentioned that person, her attitude immediately changed, which made me almost not crazy.
We talked about a dozen sentences, and seeing that the old witch kept asking, I was a little impatient, so I urged her, "The ugly time has passed, and if you don't get married, I'm afraid that the escape will be invalid." ”
She was stunned for a moment, nodded hurriedly, and said, "You're right, it's time to get married." ”
I was overjoyed, how could this old witch suddenly become so talkative? Isn't his brain burned out by immortality?
With this doubt, I asked tentatively: "According to the three escapes, Su Xiaolin doesn't need to sacrifice, you see, can you let him go?" ”
As soon as the words fell, she raised her head and glanced at me, her face sank, "Three escapes are retreats, and Su Xiaolin is qi, three escapes are there, qi must be, otherwise, my immortal body will be affected." ”
As soon as I heard this, I didn't know what words to use to describe her, and I felt that the old witch had become a demon, and there was only one thought in her mind, immortality, and as for other things, I am afraid that it was not so important.
There is no way to do it, when a person is obsessed with something, no matter how dissuaded by the outside world, it is already confused. As a certain news said, a teenager, in order to play games online, chopped his biological parents to death with a kitchen knife, as the so-called dragon gave birth to nine sons, each of which is different, which may be due to his personality, or maybe something stimulates his heart to the depths of his heart, so he will commit such a heinous crime.
And Aunt Lian's situation is similar to that of a teenager on the news, who believes in immortality, or maybe her fortune teller told her when she was a child that only sixteen years of life made her personality change greatly. To be honest, I would love to know who told her fortune when she was a child, whether the fortune teller deliberately said this in order to cheat money, or is her numerology really only sixteen years old? This remains a mystery.
When the old witch saw that I didn't speak, she said again: "Chen Jiu, for the sake of you, like the deity, believe that there are old people in the world. The deity can consider letting you leave the Ten Thousand Towers, or even transfer all the property of the Su family to your name, in return, you must do your best to help the deity perform the three escapes, once the deity succeeds, the deity can resurrect Su Su for you in the same way. ”
I smiled, I didn't agree or object, I wasn't crazy, I wasn't stupid enough to believe that there was a resurrection and immortality in the world, so I said to her, "Let's get married first, and then discuss the rest." ”
She thought for a moment and said, "Okay!" ”
Since the old witch believed my words, we all began to hold a yin marriage, I first untied the rope on Qing Xuanzi's arm, and then asked the old witch to find a way to make up for Su Mengke's depression, and she immediately agreed without any hesitation. However, the method she used, but I was a little disgusted, she stuffed some Gu worms into Su Mengke's body, I asked her if this was defiling the corpse, she said that her Gu worms can better protect Su Mengke's human skin, I didn't believe it, but, she said something convincing to me, she said: "The reason why the mummy can be preserved for thousands of years is that there are some palms (zong, lv) in the corpse, and I, a Gu worm, are stronger than that palm." ”
All right! I lack this aspect, and she is a master of Gu, she should know better than me, besides, since she is ready to officially get married, she should not do anything on Su Mengke's corpse again.
Not to mention, after the old witch put the Gu worm in, the position above Su Mengke's head immediately protruded, and it looked no different from before. What bothered me was that the scar on Mengke's face, coupled with the previous gunshot wound, made her whole face look particularly hideous. And Su Mengke loved beauty before her death, if she married like this, it would definitely be a little inappropriate, so in desperation, I found some glue to glue the cut scar.
At first glance, it looks better than just now, but compared to Su Mengke's previous appearance, this face can only be described as miserable.
Seeing this, I felt a little astringent in my heart, and I felt an indescribable sadness, and I felt as if fate had played a joke on her, giving her a rich family, but not giving her a pair of normal parents. Perhaps, this is life, or perhaps, the unjust debts of the father's generation are transferred to her, as the so-called father's debts are repaid, maybe this is the truth!
After getting Su Mengke's face right, I was a little depressed, so I asked Chen Tiannan to help them arrange things like the altar, and I found a corner, squatted down, took out a cigarette, lit it quietly, and took a few deep breaths, until this time, I understood a sentence, men smoke, what they smoke is not taste, but trouble, but bitterness.
After smoking about three or four cigarettes, the Qing Xuanzi called out to me, "Xiao Jiu, the altar has been set up, and the ceremony can begin." ”
I threw away the cigarette butt, stood up, and looked at Qing Xuanzi, and saw a small table of eight immortals in front of him, on which were placed a few simple tributes, and at the front were two photos, one was a black and white photo, and the other was a color photo, the black and white photo was Su Mengke's appearance before his death, and the color photo was mine, and I was wearing a light blue shirt in the photo, which was what I looked like when I was in Quyang, presumably, this photo was taken by Su Mengke before.
Between the two photographs is an incense burner with three sticks of incense, which are not lit, and a red silk is placed next to it.
I sighed and walked towards Qing Xuanzi, and as soon as I arrived in front of him, he pointed to the red silk and said, "Xiao Jiu, tie the red silk to the photo, one on each side, don't tie the knot." ”
I understood what he meant, and tied the photo with red silk, which means that the old moon pulls the red thread, and I didn't want to tie the silk immediately, one end tied to my photo, and the other end tied to Su Mengke's photo,
To do this well, Qing Xuanzi handed me a live chicken and asked me to hold it in my hand, saying that it was to ward off evil spirits.
In this regard, the old witch complained a lot, took away the rooster, and without saying a word, directly twisted the rooster's neck, and then handed the rooster to me, saying: "Since it is a yin marriage, how can you use a living animal." ”
As soon as I heard this, I became angry, and I would hold a live rooster when I got married, so that one could ward off evil spirits, and the other would be that the rooster would be yang and could drive away some bad luck. After all, yin marriage is a mixture of red and white ceremonies, and to a large extent, it will be biased towards the white side, which leads to the fact that in the process of yin marriage, some strange things will be made, and even murder cases will be made, and the role of the rooster is to deter the lonely ghosts nearby, so that they dare not come to make trouble.
Now the rooster has been killed by the old witch, which makes me angry. At that moment, I asked her in a cold voice, "I am also a living creature, do you want to die with me?" ”