Chapter 656 Weekend Special Qi Shun Si True Story 7 Another stinky old man
"One thought becomes a demon, one thought becomes a Buddha, and I'd rather go to the ghost gate of the underworld than enter your spiritual mountain. Flowers bloom and fall, right and wrong, true love in the world, everything is empty. It is a thousand miles of interpersonal boundaries, like the edge of the sky hitting the sky. Two or two days on the clouds, four catties of underground love. What is written in this "Quotations from the Above"? If it weren't for my erudition and knowledge, I wouldn't have understood what it meant. Qi Xunsi was lying on the recliner looking at the "Quotations from the Above" that the master had asked him to recite, it was morning, and the good sun shone on the door plaque with two big characters on the house, and the golden light was flashing.
A Porsche stopped at the door of Wuju, and two people got out of the car, it was Xia Cijia and Lin Shiyue, and they directly pushed the door and walked into Wuju to find Qi Xunsi.
"I didn't expect you to wake up quite early." Lin Shiyue snorted as soon as they met, it's only 5 o'clock now, it's a little early.
"I'm insomnia, I haven't slept all night." Qi Xunsi didn't look at the two people, but still looked down at the book.
"Hey! What kind of book are you reading so devoted? Quotations from above...... Haven't heard of it. Xia Cijia snatched the book from Qi Xunsi's hand, glanced at it and said.
"Of course you haven't read it, this is a book from more than 3,000 years ago...... Qi Xunsi thought to himself, but he still asked Xia Cijia, "So early, what's the matter with me?" ”
"Uh, the cousin held an auction and invited the two of us, and we plan to take you with us by the way, will you go?" Xia Cijia explained, and out of the corner of his eye, he secretly looked at Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai who were still sleeping on Qi Xunsi's desk, but he had a fear of Xiao Hei.
"Don't? What kind of family? Haven't heard of it. Qi Xunsi replied lightly.
"What? Haven't you heard of it? Their family is also one of the four major families in Ningcheng, but the family property is a little smaller. Lin Shiyue looked at him suspiciously and said.
"Oh, that's okay, it's boring anyway, just go, wait for me to clean up." Qi Xunsi said, stood up and turned around, and said to Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai, "You two, listen up, I'm going to go out, you take care of your home, if something happens, such as losing something....... You get the idea. ”
"Woo woo...... Xiao Bai and Xiao Hei nodded hurriedly, especially Xiao Bai, who actually wagked his tail. ...... You're a wolf! Not a dog! Don't lose all your wolf dignity! Qi Xunsi complained in his heart, took a few pieces of rune paper and stuffed them into his pocket.
"Let's go, then." Qi Xunsi followed Xia Cijia and Lin Shiyue out of the door, locked the door of the house, and sat directly in the back seat of the car. Xia Cijia thought while getting into the driver's seat: "This guy really regards this car as his own." Lin Shiyue got on the co-pilot's master, and the car ran away.
Qi Xunsi was very bored in the car, so he simply played with his mobile phone to pass the time. But in his heart, he remembered another thing, an old man who was as unrighteous as his master, super super super.
——2000 years ago——
"Ahem, ahem......"
"Okay, don't cough, let's talk about it directly, it's still going around the bush." Qi Xunsi glanced at the old man beside him disdainfully. This old man took advantage of the fact that his master had just gone out to the mountain to collect medicine, and as soon as he went out with his front foot, he came up with his back foot, and the ghost knows if these two people had premeditated it!
"Ha, the kid is good, he's become smarter, he has the demeanor of your master back then......" The old man glanced at Qi Xunsi with a smirk.
"If you have something to say, let it go, if you don't have a word, get out!" Qi Xunsi was very unfriendly and rolled his eyes at the old man.
"Well, I'm here this time to ask you to help me find two things, I just calculated, a spoon, seven stars." The old man said slowly.
"Oh." Qi Xunsi responded casually, but he deeply despised it in his heart, and wanted to scold: "You won't look for it yourself!" Don't you also say that you are a god every day? Do you still need me to find something? It is rare for the master to go up the mountain to collect medicine, and Lao Tzu relaxes for a day! Can you give me some free space? Lao Tzu calls you uncle, can you be accommodating and throw this thing to be done? In fact, however, he would never dare to say that.
"Wait, old man, that's not right! You haven't told me what the spoon and star look like! Qi Xunsi grabbed the old man who got up and wanted to leave and asked.
"Actually, I don't know, I'll know when you meet naturally." The old man looked back and said with a smirk.
At this moment, there was a sound outside the door. "Huh? Old ginger, why are you here, come on, come on, drink two glasses before leaving. Saying that, Qi Xunsi's master Ghost Lao Dao walked in from outside the door.
"Ahh Old ghost? Not...... It's okay, since you're here, I'll go, and I'll make an appointment another day......" said the old man who looked like a thief and ran away.
"I said, old man, didn't you go up the mountain to collect medicine? Didn't you say it would take a whole day to come back from the mountain? Qi Xunsi stared at the old man with wide eyes.
"Oh, I see that the weather is pretty good today, and it's a bit of a waste to go up the mountain to collect medicine, so I'm back, is there any problem?" The old man replied as he put down the tools for collecting medicine and peeked at Qi Xunsi.
Qi Xunsi wanted to complain loudly at the master, and pointed to the sky and told the master: Is Nima cloudy today? Dark clouds are gathering wow! Where is the weather good?? But he still held back and didn't say anything.
"That's right, taking advantage of today's good weather, by the way, I'll test you again, you can memorize all the arguments between lines 357 and 471 of Chapter 13, Section 29 of the "Above Quotations", and copy which sentence is wrong 10,000 times!" The ghost old man wisped his goatee and looked at Qi Shunsi with a smile and said.
"What?! Master! Didn't you just say it last night, saying that these arguments will test me next week? Why did you take the test today! I haven't even seen it! Qi Xunsi shouted dissatisfiedly.
"Huh? Did I say that? , don't talk a bunch of nonsense, hurry up and memorize! The old man grimaced.
"But I didn't even look at it, I didn't know a word!" Qi Xunsi argued bitterly.
"Then I don't care, copy every sentence 10,000 times, and almost copy what I memorized a few days ago." The ghost said unceremoniously.
"What! It's not fair! I protest! Qi Xunsi's cheeks bulged into balls.
"Protests are ineffective! Dare to talk back? Copy it 10,000 more times! The old man said politely.
"Don't! Blame the old man! I...... I'm at odds with you! ”
"Ten thousand more times!"
Thinking back to the present, Qi Shunji in the back seat of the car looked at his phone and put his mind back, but he didn't know that in a quiet hill, there were two uninvited guests.
"Eat your horse!"
"Eat your cannon!"
"General! Wowhaha, it's me winning again! Old Jiang, your chess skills have declined! ”
"That'...... That's what I made you! If you have the ability, you can go to the next game, and ...... Play backgammon! ”
"Okay, come on."
"By the way, old ghost, that precious apprentice of yours you talk about every day, why don't you go down the mountain to find him?"
"Well, it's not that you don't know, it's not that I don't want to go down, but ...... He has this fate, I can't help him, hey......"
"Cataclysm?"
"Exactly, not to mention......" The old man glanced at a game of chess beside him, it was a brand new game, it had not been used yet, but it looked a little strange.
"What's more, this game of outlaw chess has not been finished yet, only if I win "it", I can go, and I haven't even played, and what do I say about going down the mountain to find an apprentice......"
"Well, that's right....... Ask for your own blessings. ”
(End of chapter)