Extra: Twenty-two
At the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, the sunset was just right, Wukong fished a durian, lazily drilled out of the cave, sat down on the stone at the entrance of the cave, leaned on the lotus, put the durian in front, and then hey, split the durian with his hand, and then touched the durian to eat, while squinting his eyes and basking in the sun.
A body of monkey hair has been knotted because it has not been taken care of for too long.
Wukong touched it casually, its hairy claws seemed to have recovered the ability of Huaguo Mountain, very sensitive, brushed it on the body, caught a lice, pinched it to death with his hand, spread it on his right hand and suffered, and counted while grabbing it: "One, two, three...... 10"
Now it doesn't look like Monkey King, but like an unknown wild monkey in the countryside.
"Yo! Monkey King still catches lice for himself? The Tiger Fist touched Goku at some point and sneered.
Xuanzang came to Wuzhi Mountain, as if nothing had changed, but in fact, the impact he caused had already fermented unconsciously. Originally, no one could find Sun Wukong, so the name of this demon king did not bring anything to the world of exorcists, but now, the news of the appearance of Sun Wukong, the king of demons, has alarmed many exorcists.
"This wild monkey is Monkey King?" A big black man had a rough voice, looked at Wukong for a long time, and sneered: "He can still kill the heavenly crippled feet?" Tiger Fist, you're not lying to our brothers! ”
Another white-faced scholar also looked at it for a while, and smacked his tongue: "It's not like, it's not like!" There is no domineering at all...... Kill it, who will believe it? ”
"I asked someone, this is Wuzhi Mountain, and it is Sun Wukong. Don't look at it listless now, when it kills the sky and cripples its feet, it's called a majesty! Tiger Fist hurriedly explained, "Kill him, and we will be the first exorcist." You're welcome! ”
"Hey!" The black and thick man said politely: "You are Sun Wukong?" ”
Wukong was lazy, turned over and said: "No, there is the Monkey King below-Sun Wukong!" ”
"You are like this, some people believe that it is a wild monkey in the countryside, and it is said that it is the king of demons, Sun Wukong, who believes it?" The black man turned back impatiently and said, "Do you want to groom and dress it, lest others say that we caught a monkey casually and said that it is the king of demons, and the world will laugh at it!" ”
Wukong pointed around helplessly: "Don't talk about Monkey King." You called the Buddha to live here for 500 years, and you are also an Indian Asan! You can't just look at the surface ......"
"So be it!" The tiger-shaped fist suddenly shook out a drape from the side, the golden golden chain mail, and Chang'an's new lotus silk cloud boots, as well as the purple gold crown of two high-raised pheasants, which has been circulated for a long time, the Monkey King.
Tiger Fist said: "Fortunately, I was prepared, you can wear this body and fight us!" ”
Wukong glanced back, suddenly touched the material, and said with a deflated mouth: "This chain gold armor, the weight of the gold is not right, the weaving is also very rough, at a glance, I know that it is the work of a country blacksmith, the gilt is not good, failure!" The shape of the lotus silk Buyun boots is too ugly, and it is still an inferior silk material, you touch the warp and weft loosely, and the material will be rotten as soon as you pull it...... Fail! ”
"Damn!"
"The phoenix wings are purple and gold, and the phoenix wings are made of chicken feathers, and the on it is still there!" Wukong pointed to the yellow-brown spots on the feathers and brought them to the tiger-shaped fist and said, "What about Zijin?" Who are you trying to deceive with copper? ”
Tiger Fist lowered his head in shame, Wukong pointed at his nose and said with disdain: "My old grandson's original version, that is the treasure of the Dragon King of the Four Seas, the Dragon King of the Four Seas is rich and rivals the country, so he can come up with that set." Who are you deceiving with this inferior pirated goods that Chang'an is imitation of? The thief light of this golden armor nouveau riche is dazzling, and the pheasant crown feather is actually crooked, and the lotus silk step cloud shoes are broken as soon as they are worn. In comparison, my dress can be called simple and low-key, with connotation! ”
"And this golden rod!" Wukong easily snatched the golden hoop stick carried by the tiger-shaped fist, fell to the ground, pointed at it and said, "You call it, does it dare to agree?" ”
"Broken iron is a dead thing! Who have you deceived? Goku asked.
The three exorcists who came all bowed their heads in shame, and Wukong sighed with emotion: "What about your sincerity? When I came here, I first despised it, what happened to my grandson catching lice? Can't my grandson have a hobby? Is it normal for monkeys to scratch lice? Although I am a Monkey King, I have never thought that I am special, I come from the masses and go to the masses. ”
"I catch lice and call it - with the light and dust, deep into the masses!"
"Taishang Laojun, Lao Tzu Dade, isn't it powerful? The honor of the three Qings, the saint came to the world, when I caught lice for his old man, your grandfather's grandfather was still in the mother's womb! ”
"I'm so low-key here, is it your turn to despise me?" Wukong pointed to himself and leaned in front of the three of them: "Who are you going to show these broken things?" Yes, my hair is knotted! I'm also dropping slag on my body, and I'm covered in dirt, right? But Monkey King, it's covered in dirt, can it be the same as you? ”
"That's called Fan'er!" Goku said with a thumbs up to himself.
In a word, the three exorcists were about to kneel. The three of them had stiff expressions and dull faces, lined up in a row, kneeling in front of Goku. Wukong asked, "Have you ever caught lice for Taishang Laojun?" ”
The three of them shook their heads neatly.
Wukong said again: "Then are you Monkey King?" ”
The trio shook their heads again.
Wukong sneered: "Then why do you dare to follow me as a cow?" Let me tell you, Monkey King catches lice, that is a model of demons, do not forget his heart. It is a model of Taoism and Buddha, and a means of immortals. Leave me aside, cow! After that, he slapped it and beat the tiger-shaped fist and said, "Follow me in this cow!" ”
Only then did Tiger Fist come to his senses, pointed to Wukong's nose and said, "I'll tell you...... Don't fight! ”
Wukong slapped him with a backhand: "Monkey King wants to hit you, how dare you?" ”
"I said stop fighting! If you hit me again, you'll turn your face! "The tiger-shaped fist pretended to be fierce.
"What are you doing? Do you dare to fight back? Wukong continued to slap his backhand, staggered a few steps with a tiger-shaped fist, and raised his hand to protect his head: "I said you don't fight...... If you still fight, no matter how big it is, I'll fight it back! Ahhh I turned my face! Brothers, let's go together! Kill this coward! ”
The tiger-shaped fist roared angrily, put on a posture, among the limbs, there was a rolling thunder sound in the torso, it was the thunder sound of the tiger and leopard, he pinched his fingers into claws, like a tiger and leopard popping out of the claws, the qi sank into the dantian, the force penetrated the fingertips, between the shots, tearing the wind and thunder, the evil qi was hidden and faint, compared to the past when he did it with Miss Duan, it was more fierce.
The black thick man's legs are rooted in the earth, his arms are open, like two horns, faintly and Wuzhi Mountain are integrated, people borrow the mountain, the mountain helps manpower, the whole body is full of qi and veins, the muscles are swollen, and the invisible momentum will expel the air, forming a bad aura like a black cloud, that posture Wukong looked familiar, and suddenly said: "Isn't this the posture of the old ox pulling the cart?" ”
And the white-faced scholar writhed twice as if he had no bones, his body was incredibly flexible, and he put on a posture that was definitely not a human habit, not to see that he didn't have the muscles of the two in front of him, but Wukong could sense that his seemingly weak and weak body flexibility was accumulating amazing strength.
His true qi was entangled and twisted like a snake, as if it could eject at any moment.
Wukong felt the different characteristics of the three of them, and suddenly nodded and said: "It turned out to be the dead leftover species of the Star Elephant Gate, I said that you are a Hebei person, what kind of tiger boxing do you practice." It turned out that it was not the tiger shape of Nanquan, but the tiger shape of the mountain monarch, the head of the twelve stars of the Star Gate. The two men you brought with you should be the bull-elephant and the serpent-elephant. ”
"You can guess where we come from!" The Snake Monarch smiled predictively: "It is worthy of being the king of demons, the Monkey King of the year." ”
"Why did the twelve stars come, you three miscellaneous fish?" Goku asked calmly.
Tiger Fist said angrily: "What do you call us three miscellaneous fish? ”
"Don't get me wrong." Wukong said slowly: "I'm not lifting up others, I mean, twelve miscellaneous fish, why don't you come neatly." A family, who should die neatly. It's just the three of you, what's the matter? ”
Niu Jun shouted violently: "Don't be ashamed! And he pressed himself up.
Under the combined attack of the three astrological signs, it is a little interesting, but in Wukong's feeling, it is like a grasshopper, so that it can't lift its spirits and can't get serious, but it has to deal with it, so it has to pinch a handprint with both hands, and still sit on the stone, just sitting upright.
It seemed to say slowly but calmly in the ears of the three people who hurriedly made a move: "Since you are a person of the twelve stars, don't you know the palm technique that falls from the sky?" ”
Say it - stretch out your arms, raise your hands, and hit the mudra printed on the front.
The unimaginably huge aura instantly froze the entire Wuzhi Mountain, and where Wukong was located, it was above the palms of the huge reclining Buddha, a huge Buddha gate swastika symbol appeared behind Wukong, looking at the familiar starting hand, tiger-shaped fist, or Shanjun's eyes widened, and said in disbelief: "This is ......"
But it was too late, and with the strength of the qi strong enough to tear the entire Wuzhi Mountain collided head-on with the three of them, they didn't say a word, and in the blink of an eye, they turned into flying ashes, and together with the ashes, they were photographed on the mountain and merged into the Wuzhi Mountain.
Wukong slowly withdrew the Divine Palm and said, "That's right, it's the Divine Palm." In the world, apart from Rulai, who else can know more about Rulai than me? ”
"This is the Nyorai Divine Palm that smeared your ashes on the ground!"
In the distance, Xuanzang looked up at Wuzhi Mountain on the mountain consciously, he didn't know where the touch in his heart came from, so he had to turn back and say to the reincarnators who were climbing: "Come on, everyone, there are still seven days, and we will be able to reach the boundary of Wuzhi Mountain!" After that, continue to climb up the difficult mountain road.
The reincarnators below were speechless, and said in their hearts: "If it weren't for your drag, we would have arrived a long time ago." You still tell us to come on! ”