The first time I stepped into Xiaoyu's house, I couldn't stop crying and laughing.

A small dilapidated house of more than ten square meters, not even a bungalow, but just a basement?

There is no kitchen, no division between the living room and bedroom, just a curtain, and the bathroom does, but it is so small that it is ...... A meter in diameter?

"Is this what you call a bidet?" I said, staring at the light rain.

It's just a basin, isn't it? It's smaller than normal, I can't even sit on my ass, how can Xiaoyu take a bath?

"Well, dip a towel in some water and wipe your body. Xiaoyu scratched her head in embarrassment.

But the problem is that Jing Jing is in a big trouble, not to mention the basin, even the entire bathroom, it is difficult for me to put Jing Jing in, at most I am half lying down.

Let Xiaoyu fetch some well water, and I poured a basin on Jingjing's body, but my heart throbbed.

In the Mermaid Strait, Jing Jing always left me the best fish, but in the human world, I couldn't even give her a bath, and I regretted pulling her up in the first place.

I knew that no matter how tired I was, I would have to desperately jump into the extreme cold current and send her back to the deep sea!

Jing Jing still didn't wake up, the little face was already red and purple, obviously a precursor to serious illness, but Jing Jing said that mermaids rarely get sick, because of their strength, so she just can't adapt to the environment, right?

"Can you help me find a bigger bath?" I begged Xiaoyu with red eyes.

The girl can't do it, it's not that she doesn't want to help me, but ......

A girl like her, who goes to the city from the countryside, is actually quite a luxury to be able to rent a basement, you must know that when she first arrived, she had squeezed the bunk bed in the snail house.

"The Emperor will keep everybody, but if you want to buy luxury goods, you have to spend money. ”

Damn, the bathtub is also considered a luxury?Xiaoyu nodded, and I was speechless.

"Can you help me find a job and make money?" I asked again.

For the sake of quietness, whatever I am asked to do, even if it is to move bricks like before!

But Xiaoyu shook her head again and again, it is not difficult to find a job, the problem is that the money earned is too little.

It's not difficult to buy a bathtub, it's rare to rent a room that can be put into the bathtub, even if her dwelling is demolished, she can't squeeze into the bathtub, right?

"Actually, if you want to raise this mermaid in the Imperial City, you have to spend a lot of money, and the food is also a problem. Xiaoyu sighed.

"What's wrong with the food? Doesn't the Austrian Emperor feed everyone for free?"

"That's right, but the Emperor of the Austrian Law won't help you raise war beasts, raising war beasts is a very luxurious thing in the imperial city. ”

“......”

"Besides, mermaids want to eat fish, right? But the price of fish in the imperial city is extremely high! A pound of fish can be exchanged for dozens of catties of other food. ”

“......”

Because, the sea and land of this world are completely cut off, and the damn cold currents are so damn that the fish that I and Jing Jing don't eat at all at the bottom of the sea are as expensive as luxuries in human cities.

One pound of fish can be exchanged for forty to fifty pounds of staple food, one pound of fish can be exchanged for twenty pounds of ordinary livestock meat, and one pound of fish can even be exchanged for about five pounds of tyrannosaurus meat!

You must know that the tyrannosaurus is a very strong war beast, crimson level, and using the powerful war beast as food can improve its strength very well, so the tyrannosaurus meat can be regarded as a top ingredient, similar to abalone?

It is for this reason that Wang Qinjing fought with the exhibitionist sister paper, of course, because Wang Qinjing was too arrogant.

But even the meat of the tyrannosaurus is not as good as that of fish, and it has reached a terrifying ratio of one for five......

What is the most valuable?

Xiaoyu said that if I sell Jingjing ruthlessly, I will definitely be able to get rich overnight, and it is possible to live in a villa.

But how could I sell Jingjing, sell me as a slave or sell me to a restaurant?

"Anyway, if you want to raise her, you'll have to spend a lot of money. Xiaoyu said with a sad face.

Generally, it is not possible to work part-time, and the income is not enough for the quiet medical expenses, at most, it is enough...... Rent?

After all, I can't live in Xiaoyu's house all the time, and I always have to move out in the future.

Housing prices are exactly the same terrible as on the earth, and an outsider has to spend nearly half of his part-time income just by renting a house, so the Austrian Emperor provides everyone with food for free, right?

Because if it is not supplied, I don't know how many dick silk girls like Xiaoyu will starve to death.

"Then what should I do, help me!" I didn't know anything about the world, so I could only ask for help from Xiaoyu.

The silly girl scratched her head again and again, and only after a while did she answer me: "Zhou Kai, why don't you try to sign up for the academy of the Austrian Imperial Capital!"

The best way to get ahead is the best way to get ahead!

Whether I want to learn magic or not, as long as I want to earn money to support Jingjing, I have to go this way.

Because Xiaoyu said that as long as you sign up for the college, you can have a good income, at least enough to buy fish.

Even if you are still a student, the college will give you a salary subsidy to encourage everyone to become as strong as possible, and don't always rely on the imperial city to support you.

In addition, the college will also arrange some additional work to increase income, such as Xiaoyu and Wang Qinjing's patrol mission this time.

Of course, it is impossible for a freshman to go out on patrol, what should he do if he encounters a tyrannosaurus?

Of course, as long as my strength is restored, a mere Tyrannosaurus is a fart!

And once you graduate from the academy......

"Money, a lot of money!" Xiaoyu took out a piece of green paper from her pocket with a shy face.

This is the currency of the Austrian Imperial Capital, right? Although it only says ...... Five cents.

Xiaoyu can't tell how much money people can make after graduation, anyway, in her opinion, all graduates are local tyrants, because in the arcane royal capital, the ratio of arcane students to ordinary people is as high as 10,000 to 1!

It's just a cadet, not a graduate, and the graduates and non-graduates have reached one hundred to one!

In other words, only one out of 100 students can graduate? It's so difficult! No wonder Xiaoyu can't finish his studies......

In other words, once you graduate, you will be considered one out of a million?

"Even if Zhou Kai can't graduate, as long as you can settle in the academy, you can basically feed the war beasts. ”

At that moment, Xiaoyu's face was full of encouragement, but I squinted and smiled.

A strong man who can defeat the king of the sea devil in seconds, a guy who can freeze the dragon, won't he be unable to graduate, right?

"Okay, then you can take me to the academy to sign up, okay now?"

I couldn't even wait for the next day, and looked at the light rain pleadingly.

In fact, she was very tired, after all, she had just dragged a tyrannosaurus back to the city, but she only hesitated for a moment before nodding her head in agreement.

Xiaoyu is really kind and cute, although her facial features are not beautiful in many ways.

For example, the face is too round, a bit like a pancake, for example, the eyes are too big, a bit like a pancake with two xiaolongbao on it, for example, the eyebrows are too thick, a bit like xiaolongbao with two salted radish strips sandwiched on it.

To be honest, when I first saw this girl, my first reaction was to be hungry!

But all the facial features are put together, and people don't think she's ugly, especially with that often silly expression, which makes people think she's stupid and cute.

Such a cute girl made me instinctively feel good when I saw it for the first time, but the only regret was ......

Xiaoyu is really stupid!

"By the way, actually, you mermaid doesn't look like you're sick. Xiaoyu said suddenly.

"What does that look like?"

"I'm not sure, but I always felt like she was ...... Because when the war pigs raised in our village are raised, they are as red as she is. ”

! This stupid girl is a war pig, and their whole village is a war pig!

How could Jing Jing get pregnant? She's still a virgin, right?

By the way, all creatures in this world don't need to hey to have babies, they just accumulate strength and then give birth, including humans.

So Xiaoyu doesn't need to hey in the future, it's the same as laying eggs?

It's such a boring worldview, and it's no wonder that men and women live separately and are natural enemies of each other......

Because there is no concept of hey in the world! Marriage also has a meaning of yarn?

But Jing Jing still can't get pregnant, right? Her strength is not enough at all, and she is not very old.

"Forget it, I don't know, I'll take you to the academy first. Xiaoyu scratched her head and said.

But before that, Xiaoyu still has some things to tell me, such as changing my clothes first?

"Your clothes are so ugly. Xiaoyu sighed.

The Austrian Imperial Capital is dressed in a conservative style, not at all like the exhibitionist girls in the battle hall, and even my fishskin T-shirt and pants are very revealing to them.

But where do I get my clothes to change?

"Why don't you wear mine first? It's a little small, but it's still pretty good. Xiaoyu turned out a few long skirts.

If I want to kill someone, it's okay to mistake me for a woman, but I'd rather die in a dress?

"But I only have skirts. ”

So what?

"But you're not cute anymore. ”

Yes, compared to sister paper, I'm too big and three thick.

"And your name isn't cute. ”

Yes, when my dad named him, he didn't think about being cute.

"If the clothes are still so ugly, the first impression of the interview will be very bad. Xiaoyu shook her head again and again.

I'm depressed, and I suddenly want to go to the battle hall, but I guess it won't work, will I ask for a bra over there?

So the only solution to this matter is ......

At the Walmart grocery store, Xiaoyu pulled her hair in frustration, and I borrowed all her savings.

Because other clothes except skirts are very expensive, and because this stupid girl is too poor.

"Remember to give it back to me. Xiaoyu cried.

"Don't worry, don't you say that as long as the registration is successful, you will soon have the first income?"

"But you don't always get to sign up. Xiaoyu sighed.

Cut, my brother will fail to sign up? Ask the Queen, ask the King of the Sea Devils, go ask Queen Naga.

If the super strong people at the bottom of the sea can't even sign up for school after climbing onto land, who will believe it?

So when I walked to the school, I was absolutely confident.

Unfortunately, no one knows what will happen today......