"I have five cents here, I'll give you another five." Jiang Chen said with a smile.

"Huh? What do you mean? Are you going to send me a red envelope for five cents? Ren Ziran was a little puzzled.

Send her a red envelope? This woman is trying to eat a fart!

"No, you are five cents, I am five cents, let's get together."

"Okay~" Ren Ziran said with a smile.

After searching the house, the drug circle also began to shrink, and Jiang Chen saw a three-wheeled car on the side of the road: "Let's go, let's drive away." ”

"Hmm~ I don't want to run, can you go and pick me up by car." Ren Ziran said coquettishly.

"Don't go, don't go, don't move around when you stand still, wait for me to pick you up." Jiang Chen said in an extremely doting tone.

"Okay~ Don't get too far away from me, I'm afraid."

"You look at me."

"Huh? What's wrong. ”

"As long as you look at me, so that you only have my shadow in your eyes, even if I run far away, I will always be in front of you."

"No, it's always in my heart."

[Brothers, where is the torch?] 】

[Here, I'm waiting for the head of the regiment to speak. 】

[Attention departments, listen to my command and set fire!] 】

Jiang Chen ran over, rode on a tricycle on the side of the road, and drove towards Ren Ziran.

The speed of the three rounds was not fast, and it drove slowly and leisurely, and it was only in front of Ren Ziran after a few seconds.

Just as Ren Ziran was about to get into the car, Jiang Chen drifted in a hurry, and then got out of the car, "Don't move." ”

"What's wrong?" Ren Ziran asked suspiciously.

Jiang Chen didn't answer in a hurry, ran to Ren Ziran's side, stood on her right hand, and put the two figures very close, and then said, "Come, hold my hand, I'm afraid you will lose it." ”

"Hmm~ you're so nice."

After getting into the car, Jiang Chen looked at the map and said, "Let's cross the bridge first." ”

"It's all up to you."

"Okay." Jiang Chen started the car, "I want to take you to a romantic... Self-shutting down. ”

[And then go to the courier together? 】

[Haha, upstairs sky show! ] 】

"Oh, by the way, can you sing?" Ren Ziran said suddenly.

"Yes!" Jiang Chen said confidently: "Do you want to hear it?" ”

"I want to~"

"Whatever you want to hear, it's up to you."

[Can melon peel still sing? ] Don't open your mouth. 】

【Please leave us alone!】 】

[Dead song is coming, everyone pay attention! 】

"You stinky hairs, I sing so well, if you don't believe it, show it to me." Jiang Chen looked at the barrage full of black lines.

"I want to... I'd like to hear... The paper is short and long. After Ren Ziran said this song, he fell into a deep silence. At the same time, her lips trembled a little, and the corners of her eyes were a little sour.

That day, when he first met her, he also sang this song, so they started a relationship.

Now, Ren Ziran wants to use this song to say goodbye to that relationship.

"Okay." Jiang Chen switched out, opened 'NetEase Cloud', and quickly played the accompaniment of 'Paper Short Love'.

"Ahem, I'm going to do it." Jiang Chen still knows this song.

"You accompany me..."

When he only sang the first sentence, even Ren Ziran, who felt that he would never feel uncomfortable again, felt sour again.

"How did you fall in love with him and decide to go home with him..."

Hearing this, Ren Ziran felt something cross the corner of her eye, which was very bitter and painful, but she didn't regret it, because that was youth. (I wish you all a reward)

[Damn, this... That's great, isn't it? 】

[Mom, Guapi's voice is good, but his singing is even better! 】

[Guapi, I want to marry you! 】

Jiang Chen happily glanced at the name of the audience who was going to marry him - 'Come to Miaomiaowu Van Hui'.

Immediately, his face darkened slightly.

This- the audience of this kind of philosophy ♂ can't stand it!

"Alright, alright, stop singing." Jiang Chen sang it again and stopped.

Then he glanced at the barrage and saw that they were all gifts that complimented him and crossed as quickly as water.

"At my level, it's not blowing, it's definitely going to be a big fire when I sing it." Jiang Chen said with a smile: "Just now those hangers who said that I didn't sing well stood up!" I feel like the relationship between us is broken, and it's not something that one gift can fix, ahem, unless two. ”

[I think Guapi you go to Xingxiu to pole dance, it is indeed absolutely popular. 】

[Upstairs, Lan five coupons for you. 】

[I really thought about the appearance of Guapi dancing pole dancing in my mind - hey, the picture is unimaginably beautiful, and it is even a little spicy to the eyes. 】

"You stinky hangers know how to mock me, I'd better go and talk to Xiaochangchang for a while." Jiang Chen opened the microphone and said, "Little princess, is it good?" ”

Wiping away the tears on his face, Ren Ziran said with a smile: "It's good!" This is the best "Paper Short Love" I've ever heard. ”

"Huh? Little princess, is your throat uncomfortable? Jiang Chen was keenly aware that Ren Ziran was trembling when he spoke.

"yes, it's a little uncomfortable, I'm going to get some saliva to drink. It may take a while, you have to protect me. Ren Ziran planned to get up and go to the bathroom to wash up.

"Wait a minute, let's change the car and get on the motorcycle in front, the three wheels are too slow." Jiang Chen saw a motorcycle about ten meters ahead.

These three rounds are slowly and leisurely tired...

Ren Ziran whispered 'um', waited for Jiang Chen to drive to the motorcycle, got into the car, and said to Jiang Chen: "I'll give myself to you~"

"You can go with peace of mind, I'm here." Jiang Chen patted his chest and said confidently.

Ren Ziran immediately got up and went to the bathroom.

"I'll show you what Jedi Jump is!" Jiang Chen cut out and searched for a song called: 'Deja Vu' with 'NetEase Cloud', and then clicked on it to play, "There are sparse pedestrians on Qiuming Mountain, and common masters are high and low. To this day, the lane is still there, and the old drivers are gone. To tell you the truth, I'm actually an old driver. ”

Jiang Chen switched to the first person and started the motorcycle with the music.

[The Transportation Committee of the Third District of the Capital City reminds you: there are thousands of roads, and safety is the first. The driving is not standardized, and the relatives are in tears. 】

[Could it be that you are an old driver? ] 】

[If you have a premonition, you will overturn. 】

[Rollover +1.] 】

"Catch the shrimp!"

As the song continued to sound, Jiang Chen's motorcycle drove faster and faster on the flat road, but the high-speed motorcycle was very stable in his hands, and there was no sign of overturning.

"Have you seen it, this is the old driver's technique, it is very stable, and it will never roll over." Jiang Chen said with a smile: "Even if there is an enemy in front of me, I don't panic at all, with my skills, if I can be shot by them, I will lose, right?" They only deserve to eat fart behind me! ”

Bang bang bang –

The sound of gunfire rang out, as did the sound of bullets entering the flesh.

Jiang Chen's body suddenly surged blood, and the amount of blood instantly dropped to half blood, but Ren Ziran turned out to be intact!

"Monkey trap you!" Jiang Chen was furious!

Why does someone bother him every time he pretends to be 13!

Can't you cooperate with him and let him pretend to be a wave of 13?

It's dung!