Chapter 20: The False Taoist

Master and Qiao Sanye subconsciously glanced at each other, Qiao Sanye pondered for a moment, and said, "Those who dare to run here now are either profiteering or crazy." ”

My master shook his head: "You don't look crazy when you listen to what the man just shouted. ”

"It's not like ...... Yo, I can't figure it out that the fake Taoist priest surnamed Zhou is here. ”

I think that Master and Qiao Sanye didn't really want to deal with the people who knocked on the door, but he kept knocking, and the knocking became louder and louder, so that people couldn't eat properly, and then Qiao Sanye was probably a little annoyed, so he ran out to open the door angrily.

Master rubbed his temples and followed.

I just leaned on the windowsill and looked out into the courtyard.

By the time my master chased him out, Third Master Qiao had already opened the courtyard gate.

At that time, I felt that Qiao Sanye's temperament had become the same as before, he was originally thin and small, but now he gave people a strong sense of oppression.

As soon as the door opened, there stood a man in a robe standing in the doorway, who was very greasy, with a conspicuous layer of oil on his forehead and the bridge of his nose, and his hair was rubbed with ointment, neatly on the back of his head.

He is the complete opposite of my master, my master loves cleanliness, but his clothes are relatively old, and the man outside the door has not washed his face properly, but the robe on his body is brand new.

As soon as Qiao Sanye showed his face in front of the door, the person seemed to be nervous, shrugged his shoulders, and involuntarily took half a step back.

"You're the one surnamed Zhou?" Qiao Sanye pressed the door with one hand and asked in a sullen voice.

The other party looked Qiao Sanye up and down a few times, and he didn't know what he thought, the tension on his face immediately disappeared, he raised his hand casually, and hugged his fist towards Qiao Sanye: "It seems that you have also heard of the name of Poor Dao, and I won't tell you that Poor Dao is Zhou Yi, the thirty-second generation disciple of Qi Yunguan, ......."

I didn't hear the words clearly, because when the man said the words "Zhou Yi", I saw the master roll his eyes several times in a row, because I was worried that the master would not be able to see the road clearly and fall, so I looked at the master a few more times, and when I paid attention to the Zhou Daochang again, he had already finished speaking.

Qiao Sanye suddenly became annoyed for some reason, and glared at the man angrily and shouted: "Get out, don't be swaggering and deceiving me!" ”

Hearing him say this, the other side was also anxious: "Who do you say is a liar?" You tell me again! ”

Qiao Sanye was about to push back, but my master had already put a hand on his shoulder and motioned him to step back.

"Lao Du, what are you doing here?" Qiao Sanye is so angry at this time that he can't suppress it at all.

My master first made a silent gesture to him, and then greeted Daoist Zhou with a smile: "This Daoist came to my house on purpose, is he here to get married?" ”

Hearing my master say this, that Zhou Daochang's eyes suddenly lit up, and he reached out and patted my master's shoulder: "You are an understanding person." ”

At that time, there was nothing on Master's face, but I could feel that he was a little upset when the man patted him.

"Come on, come on, borrow a step." Daochang Zhou pushed my master aside, and strode into the courtyard regardless of whether others were happy or not.

Qiao Sanye was about to get angry again, and my master pulled his cuffs and signaled him to be patient first.

After Zhou Daochang entered the courtyard, he quickly took out an octagonal board from the sleeve hem, and pressed a needle wide in the middle and narrow at both ends in the center of the board, and there were many things carved on the board.

Later, I learned that it was called a gossip plate, and there was one in Master's treasure box.

"Tsk, what a grievance," Zhou Daochang shook the gossip plate in his hand as he turned back to my master and said, "This place is a murderous house, and it is uninhabitable!" Hurry up, move out. ”

Before he turned around, my master kept staring at his sleeve, and it wasn't until he turned around to speak that my master raised his face with a smile and looked at Zhou Daochang.

This morning, Master didn't wear sunglasses, and I just discovered that when he looked at people with a smile, his eyes were very terrifying, not only not gentle at all, but ghostly.

Daochang Zhou and my master looked at each other for a short while, then coughed unnaturally and looked away.

My master pointed to the door of the house: "Why don't you go in and have a look?" ”

Zhou Daochang was obviously a little flustered, and subconsciously responded: "What you want to see, what you want to see." He crossed the threshold of the house with a blank face.

Looking at his movements at that time, it was as if neither leg was his own.

Maybe it was because the room was relatively warm, after entering the house, Zhou Daochang's body was not so tight, and even his mental head relaxed, and then he began to look left and right, swinging his compass from time to time, and after a while, he was there again and said to himself: "It's too heavy, the yin qi is too heavy, oops, there are still children, how can this work." ”

As he spoke, he took out a triangular talisman from his cuff and placed it gently on the windowsill.

At that time, my master and Qiao Sanye also came in, and as soon as they saw Zhou Daochang release the talisman, the master quickly frowned.

Zhou Daochang turned to face my master, but he didn't dare to look directly into his master's eyes, so he slanted his gaze on the windowsill and sighed helplessly: "You guys are also not lucky, if I had come a day earlier, it wouldn't have been like this." Now that you have been invaded by the Yin Qi, even if you move out immediately, it won't help! I'll leave this talisman for you to keep safe, and I'll come back in two days to do a ritual so that you can move out in peace." ”

As he spoke, Zhou Daochang's eyes began to shine: "Although I helped you, but I didn't help in vain, a talisman will charge fifty yuan, I don't want much for a child, monks, it's just a matter of compassion, you say yes?" ”

Since just now, the corners of Qiao Sanye's eyes have been twitching repeatedly, I think if it weren't for the master to stop him, he would have rolled up his sleeves and beaten people now.

At this time, I saw the master raise his fingers silently, and then I heard a rapid snort, and I saw that it was Zhou Daochang's gossip plate that was abnormal, and the pointer in the center of the plate was spinning rapidly.

Zhou Daochang glanced at his gossip plate, and his face suddenly turned earthy: "It's here so soon!" ”

At that time, he did say such a sentence, but the voice was relatively small and not easy to distinguish.

The next moment, Zhou Daochang raised his hand and hugged his fist: "I still have a little urgent matter at hand, so I won't bother you here, we will meet later!" ”

The master didn't say much, just pulled Qiao Sanye to move two steps and let go of the door, Zhou Daochang shook off his two legs and ran violently, don't look at this guy's fat, he ran like flying, and the dust in the yard was rolled up by the wind he brought.

Qiao Sanye glanced at the door of the house, and his eyes were a little confused: "Didn't you just turn his compass and scare him away?" ”

"I was in a hurry to ask for money before I said a few words, this fake Taoist priest is not very good at deception, but he has learned to buy and sell by force." As he spoke, the master raised his chin towards the windowsill: "If you look at the talisman he left, you can see why he is scared of this virtue." ”