"Where am I? Why can't I feel a little pain all over my body?Is this hell?" Shao Yitian slowly opened his eyes, only to see a blue sky, white clouds floating, and there was no dark and terrifying feeling of hell in film and television works.

"Could it be that because of his hero's rescue of the United States and learning from Lei Feng, he moved God and let my brother ascend to heaven?" Shao Yitian thought wildly.

Just as Shao Yitian was thinking nonsense, a voice sounded: "Hey, boy, stand up quickly when you wake up, don't lie down." ”

Shao Yitian turned his head and saw a man in an azure ancient costume Hanfu standing beside him, the man was about thirty years old, and the characteristic mustache on his face was particularly memorable.

"Uncle, are you talking to me?" asked Shao Yitian by pointing his finger at himself.

When the man heard this, he showed a trace of anger and said, "It's just the two of us here, if I don't talk to you, do I talk to the air?"

"Oh. Shao Yitian stood up from the ground and looked around, wow, isn't this a fairyland? The fairyland in film and television works is like this, as if stepping on the white fog, hazy and hazy has an ethereal feeling.

"Uncle, where is this, is it heaven?" Shao Yitian asked the man after looking around.

The man said, "This is Heavenly Court. ”

"Heavenly Court?" Shao Yitian looked at the man and asked, "Is the Jade Emperor on this?"

"Nonsense! Of course, the Jade Emperor is above the Heavenly Court, and he is the Lord of the Heavenly Court. ”

"Uncle, did I do a good deed before I died, so that I didn't go to hell, but went to heaven?" asked Shao Yitian cautiously.

"What?" said the man's face, "who said you were dead?"

Shao Yitian was taken aback, could it be that he didn't die? But how could he come to Heaven if he didn't die, could he be dreaming?

In order to verify whether he was dreaming, Shao Yitian slapped himself hard, but this slap used a lot of strength, and Shao Yitian gasped a few times in pain.

Grandma's, it hurts, it's not a dream. I'll go, my face should be swollen now. Shao Yitian gently touched the cheek that was slapped by himself, it really hurt.

Since he was not dreaming, and he was not dead, how could he come to Heaven? Moreover, if there really is a Heavenly Court in this world, isn't there an immortal? This is too much nonsense! It refreshes Brother's worldview too much!

"Uncle, how could I come to Heaven if I didn't die? You won't want me to be an immortal, right?" Shao Yitian looked at the man and asked, Shao Yitian's mood at this moment is indescribable, there are really immortals in this world, not myths and legends, nor are they acting in TV series, this is true, it's too peat for people to accept, so give my brother a little time to digest it.

"Half right. The man nodded slightly.

What does it mean to get half the answer right? It's not a meal, it's okay to eat half of it.

Seeing the puzzled look on Shao Yitian's face, the man coughed lightly, sorted out his clothes, and then said: "First of all, let me introduce myself, my name is Wang Geyi, I work for the Heavenly Court Demolition and Relocation Bureau, and now I am the captain of the third team, you can call me Captain Wang." ”

Wang Ge's disadvantages? Peat, isn't Wang Ge's disadvantage the king next door, that is, the legendary old king next door?

"What kind of eyes are you?" Seeing Shao Yitian looking at him with a strange look, Wang Geyan was very puzzled.

Shao Yitian didn't dare to tell the reason, so he quickly shook his head and said, "It's an admiring look, an admiring look." ”

"Then the old Wang next door, no, Captain Wang, since I am not dead, why did I come to Heavenly Court?" Shao Yitian lost his mouth for a while, so he immediately changed his words, and now Shao Yitian is most concerned about why he came to Heavenly Court.

"How do you know the nickname of Lao Wang next door to me?" Wang Geyan looked surprised.

Not only do I know that the title of Lao Wang next door is popular throughout China, and almost all young people know this title.

"Guess, guess. Shao Yitian didn't dare to say what the nickname of the old king next door meant, if he provoked Wang Ge's cheating, he would really go to hell.

Wang Geyan glanced at Shao Yitian, chose to believe what Shao Yitian said, walked two steps slowly, and said, "Speaking of why you can come to Heavenly Court, you should thank me." ”

Shao Yitian didn't interject and continued to listen to Wang Geyan's story.

"The reason why I brought you to Heaven is because you have a clear skeleton and a full Heaven Court, and you are a talent that can be made at a glance, and our demolition team is now in need of a material like you. ”

Hearing this, Shao Yitian understood that the old king next door in front of him brought himself to Heavenly Court, just to let himself enter his demolition team.

The demolition team, which has a very bad reputation on the earth, has a fight with the chengguan. It is estimated that Heavenly Court is not much better here, after all, as long as it is demolished, it will offend some people, and it is inevitable that there will be some lawbreakers in the team who will engage in violent demolition.

Moreover, if this demolition team is really a good job, it is estimated that they will not be selected. Because Shao Yitian felt that he didn't have such a good dog, shit luck, if he had such good luck, he wouldn't have bought a welfare lottery and only won the "grand prize" of five yuan.

As for the bones in the mouth of the old king next door, Qingqi, the heavenly court is full, this is completely the mode of blaming Shu Huang to trick Xiao Lori into going to see the goldfish.

"However, you can only be a temporary demolition worker for the demolition team now!" Wang Geyan said.

Temporary worker!? This is not a type of work that specializes in carrying black pots?

At this time, Shao Yitian finally knew why Wang Geqian was so kind to bring himself to the heavenly court, and also arranged a job for himself, it turned out that behind all this, it was to make himself feel at ease to be a black pot man.

"Captain Wang, I'm afraid I'm not up to this heavy burden, you might as well choose another talent, right? Shao Yitian said with a smile. Just kidding, I know that I did it with a black pot, but it was really my head in water.

Speaking of why Shao Yitian was caught by Wang Geyan and brought to Heavenly Court to work as a temporary worker, it also started after Shao Yitian was hit by a car this morning.

I don't know if Shao Yitian is lucky or unlucky, in short, after Shao Yitian was hit by a car and fell to the ground, his soul floated out of his body, and he happened to be discovered by Wang Geyi, and then thought that his demolition team was still missing a black pot, so he caught Shao Yitian's soul in the sky.

If Shao Yitian's soul was not caught by Wang Ge and sent to heaven, it would inevitably be claimed back to the underworld by the black and white impermanence of the underworld, and then Shao Yitian would really die.

"Young man, don't be presumptuous, you have to believe in yourself, only in this way can you reach the top of life. Wang Geyan showed a pure smile like a white rabbit.

If you can carry the black pot to the peak of life, then the sow can go up the tree.

"Captain Wang, I feel like I'm just a mortal. Shao Yitian said with a grin.

"The prince and the prince will have a kind of Xiangning, you don't want to think like this. Now that there is such a good opportunity in front of you, you should cherish it, and you can't give up easily. Wang Geqian gave full play to his eloquence to lure Shao Yitian into becoming this temporary worker.

Shao Yitian glanced at Wang Geyan and said, "I'm more trusted. ”

Seeing that Shao Yitian didn't eat oil and salt, and didn't eat and drink in the toast, Wang Geyan's face changed, he pulled his face down, and said with a straight face: "Boy, if you don't want to do it, then I'll go to the underworld!"

"Captain Wang, it should be rolled to the mortal world, right?" Shao Yitian corrected Wang Ge's mistake.

"Haha!" Wang Geyan laughed twice and said, "Boy, you have a funny head, right? If I hadn't brought your soul to Heaven, you would have been locked up in the underworld by the black and white impermanence of the underworld, and maybe you are now tasting torture, where would you still stand here and talk to me unharmed." ”

Shao Yitian's face showed a hint of horror: "Captain Wang, didn't you say that I didn't die?

Wang Geyan said, "If I don't bring your soul to Heaven, you will be dead long ago." Now, as long as you agree to work as a temporary worker in my demolition team, I will let your soul return to the yang and continue to live in the mortal world. ”

The soft one doesn't work, Wang Geyan will come directly to the hard one, and he doesn't believe that Shao Yitian didn't agree obediently.

Who wants to die? Shao Yitian hasn't lived enough. Hearing Wang Ge's disadvantages, he weighed the pros and cons, and felt that his life was still important, as long as he lived well, he could accept the black cauldron.

"Okay, Captain Wang, I promised to be a temporary worker for the demolition team. Shao Yitian nodded helplessly and agreed.

Seeing that Shao Yitian agreed, Wang Geyan's face showed a smile again, "Is this right? ”

Take care of your sister, isn't it just to carry the black pot for your official work!

"Captain Wang, I have become a temporary worker of the Heavenly Court Demolition Team, how can I still go back to the mortal world to be a man?" asked Shao Yitian.

Wang Geyan said: "If I don't let you stay in Heaven all day long, I will call you when there is something." Rest assured, the workload is not large, and you will not be allowed to work several times a month, and you will be notified in advance. ”

"Then Captain Wang, how did I come to Heaven as a mere mortal, you won't let me come up on a rocket, right?"

Wang Geyan took out an old-fashioned Nokia-like mobile phone from his body and handed it to Shao Yitian, with the back cover of the phone printed with two capital letters "N" and "M".

I'll go, what do these two letters mean? Is it your sister or Ni, or Ma, or is it a bird feather?

"In the future, when you have work to do, I will contact you through this mobile phone, and then if you want to come to Heaven, just enter the password on your mobile phone and press the green button in the middle, you will be able to reach Heaven, and it will be the same when you return to the mortal world. Remember, the password is 74110. ”

I'll it, this password is too strong!

"Captain Wang, can I ask you what brand this phone is?"

"Oh, this is a mobile phone invented by the Heavenly Lemon Fairy, so everyone calls this mobile phone a lemon mobile phone. ”

After listening to Wang Geyan's words, Shao Yitian breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, this mobile phone was not invented by a bird feather fairy, otherwise it would be called a bird feather mobile phone.

"Alright, it's getting late, it's time for me to send you back to the mortal world. Wang Geyan took out a mobile phone that was more than ten times more high-end than Shao Yitian's hand, looked at the time and said.

Shao Yitian glanced at it, and the letters N and M were still printed on the back cover of Wang Geyi's mobile phone. It seems that this lemon fairy is the mobile phone tycoon of Heaven.

Seeing that Wang Geyan was about to send himself to earth, Shao Yitian thought about his treatment and didn't ask about it, so he hurriedly asked: "Captain Wang, how can I calculate my treatment?"

After speaking, Shao Yitian looked at Wang Geyan with blank eyes, hoping that he would give him a salary that he was satisfied with.

"This, this ......" As soon as it came to treatment, Wang Geyan's expression was unnatural, and he didn't say the next sentence for a long time.

"Captain Wang, you won't let me be this temporary worker for free, right?"

Maybe Wang Geqian felt that letting Shao Yitian carry the black pot for free made his conscience unbearable, thought for a while, and said, "I'll teach you a stealth technique." ”

Invisibility, wow, so tall, yes, I like it.

Subsequently, Wang Geyan taught Shao Yitian the spell of invisibility.

"Remember, this invisibility technique cannot be used more than three times a day, and the invisibility is only effective for one minute. Wang Geyi continued to add.

With these rules and regulations, there is no such expectation at all. But there is no victory, and the pit daddy is the cheat!

"Alright, now I'll send you down to the mortal world. After Wang Geyan finished speaking, he waved his hand, and Shao Yitian saw a flower in front of him, and then lost consciousness.