Chapter 375: The Rules of the Hall of Eternal Life
The sitting posture is indecent, and the reduction is ten points.
Smoking, minus 30 points.
Tattoos, minus 60 points.
If you are good-looking, add two hundred points.
Lu Qian retracted his gaze, deliberately lowered his voice and said, "I have a friend, he also likes to smoke and drink, and he also likes to burn his hair, I don't know where the Xuannu is?" I want to ...... for him."
"No! no!"
Before he finished speaking, the white fox squatting in front of the Xuannu interrupted in a crisp voice: "In this Hall of Eternal Life, the first rule is that you can't reveal your identity! You can't reveal your cultivation place! Otherwise, it will lead to death! Five years ago, there was a big demon genius who blew up his identity by relying on the protection of the sect immortal, and as a result, he died, and it caused a sect war, and millions of people died! Another descendant has not been here for a long time, and it is estimated that he is also dead!"
"Oh, rules?"
Lu Qian raised his eyebrows, and his gaze swept over the face of the Xuannu: "In other words, when I see your appearance now, it may be fake? This Xuannu may be a big man with a picky foot, and you, a fox, may ...... Is it a dog?"
"Phew! You're a dog! Your whole family is a dog! If you say I'm a dog, believe it or not, I'll bite you!"
The white fox bared his teeth and glared, fierce and cute.
"Forget it, I'm in a showdown. I have just received the inheritance of the Hall of Eternal Life, and I am a newcomer, so if you two have any advice, just say it. β
Lu Qian leaned back, leaned back against the Xingchen Dragon Chair, and arched his hand to the two.
"Hmph, for the sake of your acquaintance, this girl will tell you...... Oops!"
The white fox looked proud, and just as she was halfway through speaking, a green jade hand reached out and pinched the back of her neck, interrupting her speech.
This person is naturally a Xuannu.
Xuannu lifted the white fox, put it aside, spit out a puff of smoke, and tapped the white jade long table with a jade pipe: "The secret of the Palace of Eternal Life is worth a few dollars, and you want us to tell it with empty white teeth, it's a little unkind." β
"Oh, what do you want?
Lu Qian narrowed his eyes slightly.
"I don't want money!"
A glint flashed in Xuannu's eyes: "Give us martial arts cheats, magic weapons, and spirit fruit pills!"
"I can't give. Lu Qian resolutely refused: "According to your so-called first rule, once I give you the secret book of martial arts, or the elixir of the spiritual fruit of the divine weapon, it is possible that you will find me by any means!"
"Hee-hee, Xuannu, look, this guy is not stupid. β
The white fox blinked his azure eyes.
Xuannu nodded lightly: "It's okay, you passed the test." Su Su, you tell him about the rules of the Hall of Eternal Life. β
After speaking, continue to swallow the clouds and spit out the fog.
"I'm tired. β
Lu Qian arched his hand to the white fox.
"Hee-hee, the first rule is that you can't reveal your identity, everyone uses a code name, or a pseudonym. Her name is Xuannu, and my name is Bai Susu. What's your name?"
On the jade table, the white fox slipped in front of Lu Qian with a bewitching and brisk step, and asked with squinted eyes.
Under the light of the stars, this fox's face is full of five points of purity, four points of softness, and a point of charm, like a young girl who has just grown up.
The fluffy snow-white tail swayed from side to side on the white jade long table, looking very loose and soft.
Lu Qian's heart suddenly gave birth to an urge to rub.
"What do you want to do!"
How do you know the thoughts, the white fox seems to notice something, his blue eyes widen, and his face is full of vigilance.
With a bang, she turned like electricity, and got into the huge bird's nest woven into a man-high nest of green grass on the left side of the jade table, and with a bang, she turned into a girl in white clothes.
It's the one I saw last time I came in.
"You can call me 'Your Majesty' from now on. β
Lu Qian thoughtfully glanced at the Xuannu on the right side of the jade table and said a word.
"No way!"
"No, you can't!"
Xuannu, Bai Susu refused in unison.
"Why?"
Lu Qian said indifferently: "It's just a code name, why care?"
"You just don't want to!
Bai Susu was very resolute, and turned his head to look at the Xuannu: "Xuannu, I see that he has a crown of stars and nine dragons on his head, surrounded by the sun, moon and stars, like the lord of the stars, it is better to ...... Let's call him a dumbfounder!"
"Stunned?good!"
Xuan Miao's eyes lit up and she nodded in agreement.
Two stunned???
Lu Qian was slightly stunned, spread his hands and smiled: "Forget it, it's good that you guys are happy." And what about the second rule?"
"Hee-hee, hee-hee. β
Bai Susu's eyes were crooked with a smile, like a fox: "The second rule is that in the Hall of Eternal Life, you can cultivate and learn martial arts, but you can't affect others. β
This sentence made Lu Qian's expression froze.
In this Hall of Eternal Life, can you fight, that is to say, you can hurt others?
"Don't worry. β
At this time, the Xuannu changed her posture, crossed Erlang's legs, squinted, took a puff of her cigarette gun, and said with a cigarette: "In this Hall of Eternal Life, the heirs are protected by the star map, and no one can hurt anyone. No matter how powerful your moves are, you can't destroy anything here, so you can try your martial arts here at will. β
"Understood. Lu Qian nodded.
Now he can also see that Bai Susu looks a little naΓ―ve and innocent, but it is certainly not so easy to deceive.
As for this Xuannu, she has a sharp mind and is not very easy to deal with.
"The third rule, don't bring in dirty things that are unsightly!" Bai Susu wrinkled his jade nose, as if he remembered some bad memories.
"What do you mean?"
Lu Qian glanced at the cigarette gun and wine gourd in the hand of the Xuannu.
"Hmph, last time, that demon guy, with no one in his eyes, used this place as his own storage room, and threw everything in, like some corpse, broken hands and feet, purple river carts, dead fish and rotten shrimp...... It's so bad that I was so angry that Xuannu and I burned his things directly!"
Bai Susu exhaled.
After listening, Lu Qian nodded thoughtfully, and continued to ask, "What else?"
"It's gone. β
After Bai Susu finished speaking, his eyes blinked.
"Just three rules? It all seems reasonable!But can you let me try?" Lu Gan's eyes flashed and he stood up.
"Whatever. β
Bai Susu's eyes lit up slightly: "If you want to see if there is a star map to protect you, you can beat me!"
"Okay! offended!"
Lu Qian nodded solemnly, and made a huge palm print with one palm.
Seeing this, Bai Susu jumped out, hit himself on the palm print, and was knocked into the huge bronze door with a bang, and then fell to the ground.
"Woo woo, Su Su is seriously injured, it hurts. I want the Xuannu to hug, and the Xuannu kisses before I get up!"
Bai Susu clutched her chest and rolled on the ground.
The voice sounded neutral, not at all like he was seriously injured.
Xuannu glanced at her angrily and didn't bother to pay attention to her.
Here, Lu Gan slapped himself with a palm, and the huge power hit the star dragon robe, and the starlight flashed, and it was directly absorbed.
It seems that you really can't hurt others, and you can't hurt yourself.
"Thank you both. β
Lu Qian sat on the Xingchen Dragon chair again, and arched his hand: "It's just that I still have a few questions, and I want to ask the two of you to solve them." β
"Wait!"
As soon as the words fell, Xuannu suddenly shouted, and a strange color erupted in her eyes: "Do you know how to draw fists?"
(β_β)?
Lu Qian was stunned on the spot.
"Won't this be?" Xuannu frowned: "That mahjong, pai gow, dice, leaf cards you should always be the same!"
"Yes, yes, but, what does that mean?"
Lu Qian's brain was a little unturned.
"Hee-hee. At this time, Bai Susu stiffened a carp, flashed back to his nest, shook his little feet and said: "Xuannu likes to gamble money, but only when I am in the Palace of Eternal Life, she can find someone to gamble with her! Now that you're here, the Xuannu can gamble to your heart's content! Tell you secretly, the Xuannu is happiest when she gambles money, and she will answer you if you ask anything!"
β......β
Lu Qian raised his eyebrows, a little vigilant: "How big are you guys? How do I know if you are going to partner up to cheat my money?"
"A gold ante or two!"
Xuannu became excited, and her face bloomed with the light of a gambler: "How do you want to play?
"This ...... Not good!"
Lu Qian hesitated, nodded, and licked his lips: "Have you ever heard of fighting landlords?"
Fighting landlords?
Xuannu's eyes lit up: "What kind of new way to play?
"Good!"
Lu Qian nodded, and then explained.
As soon as the words fell, the Xuannu disappeared with a sigh, leaving only one sentence floating in the air: "I'll go prepare the jade plate." β
The speed of the vicious dog grabbing food does not seem to be a fake.
Dare to love this Xuannu eating, drinking, prostituting, gambling, and smoking!