Chapter 7 Why? I'm just an air conditioner!

Opening the door of the rental room, Lin Quan quickly pinched his nose, and an impactful smell emanated from the house.

"What's going on?"

Lin Quan frowned, hurriedly turned on the light, looked into the room, and suddenly the corners of his mouth twitched.

I saw that in the center of the small living room, a fat man was lying upright, and the key was that there was a large pool of unknown liquid under him and on the floor around him, exuding a disgusting smell.

"Fat Xu?"

Lin Quan was a little confused about the current situation.

And Tao Yaoyao, who was hanging behind him, stretched out his little head, glanced at it, and suddenly showed a stupid expression.

"Something to do with you, right?"

Lin Quan noticed Tao's abnormality, and couldn't help but say, "What's the matter?" ”

Tao Yaoyao rubbed her little hands innocently, "This person suddenly came over during the day and broke into your house without permission, and then I scared him a little, and then it became like this." ”

"He's here to install an air conditioner for me."

Lin Quan was a little speechless, and suddenly reacted to what he had missed earlier, and said to Tao Yao: "I thought you would sneak away after I left, so I didn't tell him about your existence." ”

Tao Yaoyao said helplessly: "I want to slip away, but how can I slip away with such a big sun during the day?" You know, I almost ...... But then again, this fat man's guts are too small, right? I didn't manipulate the hallucination, I was a little scared with my original appearance, and I actually lay down in the morning until now? ”

The ghost was afraid of the sun, Lin Quan nodded, indicating that he remembered, and pursed his lips, "Fat Xu can pee his pants in fear when he watches a horror movie." ”

Tao Yaoyao stuck out her little tongue, "It's so inferior!" ”

At this time, Lin Quan also probably guessed what the big puddle of unknown liquid under Xu Fatzi was, I am afraid it was still a mixture.

In such a hot weather, after Tao Xiaoxiao left, the temperature in the room rose, and it was strange that Xu Fatzi was lying there without dehydration, sweat mixed with another liquid, can the smell not be flushed?

"That's fine, save money on air conditioning." Lin Quan felt happy in his heart, "Tao Yao, you hurry up and open the windows, I'll go get the water, Xu Fatzi is seriously dehydrated now, and if you don't deal with it, I'm afraid it will be dangerous." ”

"Oh."

Tao Yaoyao nodded, she was a ghost, she couldn't even breathe, so naturally she couldn't smell the smell in the room, so she seemed very comfortable.

Lin Quan followed into the bathroom and took a basin of water.

Tao Yaoyao, who had already opened the window, looked at Lin Quan who came out with a basin of water suspiciously, curious about what he would do with Xu Fatzi.

Then she saw Lin Quan a few meters away, and poured all the water in the basin on Xu Fatzi, and then frowned in disgust.

The corners of Tao Yaoyao's mouth twitched, your friend was sent by charging phone bills, right?

A basin of water, the pole worked, Xu Fatzi's fingers moved, hummed on the ground for a long time, and then opened his eyes and sat up a little dazed.

At a glance, he saw Lin Quan, who was facing him with a disgusted face.

"Brother Lin, where am I?"

Fat Xu rubbed the back of his head, and then was shocked, "Why does the back of my head hurt so much?" Why can't I remember anything? Brother Ringo, what happened to me? Is it amnesia? ”

Lin Quan was also stunned, and couldn't help but look at Tao Yao.

Tao Yao spread his hands and said that it was none of my business.

"Oh, I remember, Brother Lin, I'm here to install an air conditioner for you......"

Fat Xu was entangled, "But...... Why does the back of my head hurt so much? Wait a minute...... Brother Lin, it can't be that you are jealous of my handsome appearance, so you hold a grudge and deliberately lure me over and beat me up, right? ”

"Poof!!"

Tao Xiaoyao smiled and bent over.

Lin Quan's face was expressionless, "I want to kill you now." ”

Hearing this, Fat Xu smiled stupidly, then rubbed his head again, and suddenly, two small eyes glared suddenly, "Brother Lin, there are unclean things in your house!" ”

"Oh?"

Lin Quan pointed behind Fat Xu, "Are you talking about her?" ”

Xu Fatzi paused for a moment, then looked in the direction of Lin Quan's finger, and then saw Tao Xiaoxiao who spit out his little tongue at him with a smile on his face.

"Holy!!"

Xu Fatzi jumped three feet high, flexible like a rabbit at this moment, and hurriedly hid behind Lin Quan.

"Why don't you stay away from me."

Lin Quan couldn't stand the smell on his body, so he soaked in the mixed liquid for a while, who can withstand this? hurriedly moved a few steps to the side, staring at Xu Fatzi who wanted to follow.

Xu Fatzi moved his mouth, and finally under Lin Quan's threatening eyes, he had to be nailed in place with resentment.

"Brother Lin, she's ......"

Lin Quan nodded, confirming Xu Fatzi's guess, "That's right, it's a ghost, but you don't have to worry, she won't kill you for no reason." ”

Xu Fatzi swallowed and spat with a "coo", secretly glanced at the smiling Taoyao, looked at the pair of black and faint pupils, and only felt cold in his heart, not daring to look more, hurriedly turned his head, and looked at Lin Quan again.

That look seemed to say: Brother Lin, you still say that you don't know martial arts?

Since he found out that Lin Quan's grandfather was a Taoist priest, he felt that Lin Quan was not a simple person, but Lin Quan had always emphasized that he was just an ordinary person, and now? Why did you start raising ghosts, why do you still say that you are an ordinary person?

When did ordinary people become so wild?

Obviously, Xu Fatzi's brain hole is no less than Tao Yaoyao's attack, and he regards Tao Yaoyao as a little ghost raised by Lin Quan without authorization.

But the next moment he felt that this was an opportunity, now that Lin Quan no longer concealed his extraordinary, he felt that if he could pester Lin Quan more deadly than before, maybe Lin Quan would be soft-hearted, and he would pass on some real skills.

So, "Brother Lin, are you missing a pendant on your leg?" Please hang me on your lap all the time!! ”

"Why do you want to drag me to death with your more than 200 pounds of meat?"

Lin Quan was startled, and then waved his hand, "Since you're fine, let's get out of here, let you install an air conditioner for me, and in the end, I have to clean up the things that flow down from you." ”

Fat Xu scratched his face, looked at the big pool of liquid on the ground embarrassedly, and felt embarrassed to be thrown at his grandmother's house, but this is special, the root cause of this matter is not lazy to him!

glanced at Tao Yaoyao innocently, but he didn't dare to shift the responsibility to the other party, so he could only pat his chest, "Brother Lin, one person does things and one person is responsible, let me clean up." ”

Lin Quan covered his nose and looked disgusted, "Please hurry up, you can clean up." ”

Tao Yao, who was watching the play on the side, was stunned, how could she be so good at it, and glared, "Why?" I'm just an air conditioner! ”

Lin Quan: "Congratulations, you have been upgraded, from now on, in the name of the head of the Lin family, I will appoint you as the honorary maid of the Lin family, the main role is air conditioning, but it also has the work of laundry, cooking, mopping, washing dishes, and warming the bed. ”

patted Tao Yao's shoulder, and solemnly entrusted a mop to her.

Tao Yaoyao looked at the mop in his hand with dull eyes.

Xu Fatzi expressed his amazement at this wave of operations, and secretly gave Lin Quan a thumbs up.

Lin Quan: "Hurry up and get out of here!" ”

Xu Fatzi: "......"