This woman is beautiful and intelligent, and her family is well-off; The man was handsome and dashing, and of noble birth. What a match made in heaven! This woman is of average appearance and has an ordinary family background; This man's appearance is still said in the past, and the family is okay. What a match made in heaven! The woman was ugly and from a poor family; This man is scary in appearance and has a bad family background. What a match made in heaven! I took out three red threads from my red line bag and quietly tied them to the feet of three pairs of men and women. They happily became husband and wife. Well, today's mission is done. I'm so great, hee-hee, and I've fulfilled three pairs of lovers.

That's right, I am Yue Lao, in charge of the marriage of the world, and I live in the Moon Lao Palace in the sky. My duty is to draw the red thread for the men and women of the world so that they become husband and wife, and as long as I tie the red thread around the feet of both of them, they can become husband and wife, no matter how far apart they are. Of course, the red threads on their feet are not visible to them. Door-to-door pairing is my criterion for pulling the red line for men and women. I have become a couple of lovers, and I can't count them, which is my great pride. Today's work is done, and it's time for me to go back to my Yuelao Palace.

"Sister Yue, are you off work? You said that you are obviously a beautiful and moving girl, but you have to be an old man every day. I really don't understand you! "As soon as I returned to my Moon Old Palace, I heard General Flywheel calling me. This nasty flywheel general calls me Sister Yue all day long.

I hate it when I hear him call me my old sister. Do I know you well?

"General Flywheel. Why don't you stay on your lower platform, what are you doing in my Yuelao Palace? "General Feilun is a member of the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals, and his duty is to guard the Mortal Stage.

"Recently, the Heavenly Court has been very peaceful. There are no immortals who make mistakes and are demoted to the mortal world, and I am also idle. I had to come to your door. "General Flywheel looked like I was so upset that I wanted to go up and kick him.

"Isn't that right? Do you still hope that some immortals will be relegated to the mortal world? "I don't understand.

"You don't know how cool it feels to be the immortals who are usually high up in the world to be kicked down to the mortal world by me. Alas! You can't possibly experience it! ”

I'm speechless! He was not afraid of this flywheel, and the immortals who were kicked by him returned to Heaven to settle accounts with him again. Thinking of this, I laughed, and I waited to see the show. Sooner or later, the gods will come to clean you up!

"What are you looking for me?" I asked.

"Can't I look for you if it's okay? It's not boring yet, I want to go to the mortal world with you to have fun. "Flywheel really doesn't treat himself as an outsider, so he just lies down on my couch.

I hurriedly shook my head, "I can't take you there, I go to the mortal world for work, and if you go down, you will go down to the mortal world privately, I can't afford it, you can spare me." "I can go to the mortal world every day, but that's my job. I'm timid, so I won't bother with this.

"Good sister, you can take me there." A dignified general, actually coquettish, so disgusting.

"Nope." I'm still resolute, I have my principles. Besides, I hate this flying wheel general in front of me.

"I'm so stingy, I don't want to forget it, then I'll go." After saying that, he walked away without looking back.

This flywheel is really a stinky fart, isn't it just a general! As for it? I'm not going to buy your account.

This woman has some physical defects, but unfortunately, she has to be with the man who has a hidden physical disease. This woman is lively and lovely, and the man is cheerful and optimistic, yes, a couple. I secretly tied a red thread for them. Every time I tie a red thread for a man and a woman, I feel extra good. Yuelao's job is really a good job, and I like my job very much. It is my lifelong wish to let all lovers in the world become dependents. I'm done with another day's work, and it's time to go back to my Moon Old Palace. I just walked to my Yuelao Palace, and I saw Tai Bai Xing holding his soft whisk, pacing anxiously at the gate of my palace, and when he saw me coming, he hurriedly grabbed me and said, "Yuelao, it's not good." ”

I was taken aback, "What's wrong?" ”

"The crazy men and women in the world jointly sued you to heaven, and the Jade Emperor is now furious, and he is announcing you to the palace with me. You have to be careful. ”

I looked at this kind old man and was very grateful, "I have always done my duty, and I have not done anything wrong." It should be fine, right? ”

"It's hard to say, the Jade Emperor is angry now, you have to be careful when you go to the palace."

I nodded busily.

"Then let's go."

I followed Tai Bai Xing and came to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall nervously, the Jade Emperor was high, and I hurriedly knelt down and kowtowed.

"Yue Lao, do you know what is wrong?" The voice of the Jade Emperor came from afar, with a majesty that could not be refuted.

"I ...... I do not know. "I really don't know what I'm doing wrong! Can anyone tell me.

"You really don't know?"

"I don't know."

"You don't know the suffering of the world, and you mess with the mandarin duck spectrum. The infatuated men and women in the world are dissatisfied with your behavior. I can't ignore it in front of me. In this way, I will punish you to be a mortal person, to know the sufferings of the world, and to understand the feelings of men and women. Would you like to go back to heaven for the old moon? ”

"I do. Just what about my work? "Can I say I don't want to? Dare I say I don't want to?

"You don't have to worry about this, I'll arrange it."

What else can I say?

The Jade Emperor looked at me with satisfaction, "Flywheel!" ”

"Yes."

"Knock the old moon down to the mortal world."

"Yes."

That stinky fart flywheel carried me to the lower mortal platform, although I was absolutely unwilling, but I didn't dare to disobey the will of the Jade Emperor, who made me just a little god.

Flywheel looked at me gloatingly, "Yesterday I complained that no fairy made a mistake, but I didn't expect that it would be your turn today." Sister Yue, lift your ass up. ”

"You...... You wait. I can't spare you when I come back. "Little flywheel, wait and see.

"Then I'll have you to come back." As he spoke, he lifted his foot and kicked me off the platform.

I hurriedly dodged it.

"Sister Yue, what are you doing, do you want to resist the decree?"

I saw him so angry. Good boy, you are unkind to me, don't blame me for being unjust to you. Auntie, I'm not easy to mess with!

I smiled and said to the flywheel, "How dare I! Slowly approaching the flywheel.

I hugged the flywheel tightly. jumped off the platform together with a flywheel. I was still angry, and I raised my foot and kicked him down from the mortal world.

"Old Yue, you wait for ......" The voice of the flywheel gradually faded away.

Haha, you deserve it! I see how arrogant you are.

"Ahh I'm going to be reincarnated.

Heavenly Treasure Palace.

"Qiqi Jade Emperor, when the old moon went down to the mortal world, the flying wheel general accidentally fell into the mortal world."

"Flywheel? Why is this flywheel so careless? It's okay, let him go down and experience the experience. ”