Since the performance was not over yet, our group walked in the direction of the banquet hall again, and I couldn't help but laugh when I saw Yu Dongting covering his crotch in pain

"Oh my god, how did the Dark Lord get to this point?"

"Get out! You're waiting for me! Look how I clean you up! ”

The moment I opened the door of the banquet hall, I was shocked, the stereo was playing familiar music, the Golden Snake Flurry, and Lian Ningmei was performing to her heart's content on the stage

"No..."

Looking at the familiar figures, familiar faces, familiar smiles, and familiar dances, my heart is like a deer crashing

"This is really the will of God, how can there be such a coincidence in the world?"

I looked at Lian Ningmei on the stage dumbfounded, the whole person seemed to have lost her soul, Guo Hongyi was frightened by my appearance, and said with a crying voice

"Brother Yang? Brother Yang, what's wrong with you? Don't scare me, give me an expression. ”

But no matter how much he pushed me and shook me, I didn't pay any attention, like a log, motionless.

With the end of the talent show, our practical activities are also completely over, and the final winner of the first place is actually Zhan Tiantian, watching her grin on stage with a gift box, everyone else's hearts are very unhappy, we will also take the bus back to Shenyang in 2 hours, but before going back, I decided to do another thing.

I called Lian Ningmei out alone and said that there were some things to talk to her about Lian Ningmei didn t think much about it, nodded and walked out with me, I heard Zhang Kexin behind me say

"Hey, did you see Yang'er's eyes? Are you going to confess? ”

"Huh? Shall we take a look? Yu Dongting hurriedly said.

Guo Hongyi asked helplessly

"Brother Ting, you are like this grandmother, and you are still watching the excitement?"

"Less nonsense, this is also what you made, hurry up, hurry up."

Lian Ningmei and I came to a secluded corner, and just as we were about to open our mouths to speak, we saw Su Yong and others hiding in the grass on the side, and sighed helplessly

"Do these guys like squatting in the grass so much?"

I coughed lightly twice and said to Lian Ningmei seriously

"Xiaomei, I know you can feel it too, I like you very much..."

Even Ningmei understood what I was going to say, her face turned slightly red, and she nodded slightly

"Hmm..."

I adjusted my breathing and mustered up the courage to speak

"If I have this privilege, if you will, I want to be the second happiest person in this world."

"Second?"

Lian Ningmei looked at me with a puzzled expression.

I said with a smile

"Well, because if you have me, I will make you the happiest person in this world, so, Xiaomei, I like you, I like you very much, can you be my girlfriend?"

Lian Ningmei slowly lowered her head and said

....

With the end of the social practice, the duel between the TLH detective group and the dark lord, that is, Yu Dongting, is also over, and after returning to school, we will face another challenge, the final exam, everyone is preparing as if they are facing a great enemy, and I, although I am sitting in the classroom, I am not holding my head, I am holding my chin with my hand, looking out the window with my eyes blank, and my mind keeps recalling the scene of the confession a few days ago

"Xiaomei, I like you, I like you very much, can you be my girlfriend?"

Lian Ningmei slowly lowered her head and said

"I'm sorry, we've only known each other for a short time and we don't know each other very well, so... No. ”

Thinking about it, I sighed helplessly, and Su Yong on the side said coldly

"It's the 18th time, isn't it just a rejection? Why are you sighing so long? ”

I squinted at Su Yong and reminded

"It's not that she was rejected, she just didn't agree, and she didn't say she didn't like me, she just wanted to get to know each other better."

Su Yong didn't have the extra energy to argue with me, he just wanted to endorse against time, and said perfunctorily

"Yes, yes, she didn't refuse you, so don't always sigh and affect my review."

"Damn." I said contemptuously

"If you don't usually study, what's the use of cramming?"

Zhang Kexin, who was also writing the side, heard me say this, slowly stopped what he was doing, and asked curiously

"Listening to your tone, you seem to be very confident, huh? I don't usually see you studying, do you? ”

I analyzed nonchalantly

"Everyone says that 60 points are long live, 1 more point is wasted, and one less point is sinned, anyway, it is impossible for us scumbags to get scholarships, just ask for low scores to float by."

Guan Shuang also put down the book in his hand and said

"Isn't the problem now that it's hard for us to get 60 points?"

I took the timetable on my desk and explained

"You take a closer look, in addition to the elective meditation, military science and physical education courses, the only things that need to be tested are computers, basic Japanese, Japanese listening and English as a second foreign language, and the computer is nothing more than to let us type some words and test our speed, which is definitely no problem for us who always go to the Internet café, to put it bluntly, the only ones who may fail the course are the base day, Japanese listening, and English."

Hearing me say this, Su Yong and the three of them shook the book in their hands very tacitly and said in unison

"Nonsense, of course we know, so we're trying to review it."

At this time, I noticed that Su Yong, Zhang Kexin, and Guan Shuang were watching Ji Ri, Ri Ting, and English respectively, and I laughed "poof", and calmly took Ji Ri's textbook from Su Yong's hand and said

"The usual score of basic Japanese is 30 points, although we don't pay attention to the lectures, but we haven't skipped a class, and the relationship with Ms. Cui Mingmei is so good, she will definitely give us 30 points, that is, the paper score will get another 30 points, and the paper score is calculated according to 70%, which means that we only need to answer the 43-point question correctly from the 100-point rolling paper."

I said it very easily, but several of them still had a dead and calm face, Su Yong said

"It's easy to say, but... I always felt like we had a hard time scoring 43 points. ”

The more Su Yong spoke, the more ashamed he became, and the expressions of Zhang Kexin, Guan Shuang and Ding Yubin also became a little embarrassed, it is normal to think about it, we have experienced the experience of the college entrance examination, and we broke through like thousands of troops crossing a single-plank bridge, but we fell after arriving at the university. I didn't even have the confidence to score 43 points, and I'm really sorry for myself who studied so hard at the beginning.

I continued to speak calmly

"I asked my sophomores about the basic Japanese questions like this, 30 points for multiple-choice questions, 20 points for fill-in-the-blank questions, 15 points for Japanese to Chinese, 15 points for Chinese to Japanese, and finally 20 points for essay questions."

After listening to me, Guan Shuang still asked confusedly

"So what?"

I explained with a smug smile on my face

"Think about it carefully, this year is the first year we have learned Japanese, we haven't learned a few grammars in total, according to my analysis, most of the fill-in-the-blank questions will be hiragana and katakana written each other, we can get at least 10 points, and Japanese to Chinese, even people who have never learned Japanese can guess approximately, we can get at least another 10 points, as for Chinese to Japanese, we try to write all the words that we know, according to the character of Akemi-sensei, we will definitely give us points, at least 5 points."

"10 points, 10 points, 5 points, add up to 25 points, at least another 20 points to be safe." Zhang Kexin said anxiously.

I glanced at him and said unhurriedly

"Think about it, what have we done the most this semester?"

"What is it?" Zhang Kexin asked impatiently.

"It's a self-introduction, no matter which teacher asks us to introduce ourselves, so according to my guess, the topic of the essay is mostly to write a self-introduction, so we prepare one in advance, and it is absolutely no problem to get a 15 points for the essay."

"That's 40 points, no matter how many multiple-choice questions you have, you can get 3.5 right." Guan Shuang said excitedly.

I smiled softly and said as if I was in control

"How is 3.5 enough? After all, exams are not about counting, you must get as many points as possible, and multiple-choice questions are the easiest place to cheat. ”

"Cheating? This... Is that good? And how do you cheat? It can't be a cheat sheet, right? Zhang Kexin asked.

I shook my head and said

"I don't know what questions Akemi-sensei will come up with, how to prepare cheat sheets in advance, I rely on them."

As I spoke, I held out my index and middle finger and pointed to my eyes.

"By eye? May I? Guan Shuang said uneasily

I said confidently

"Of course, my eyesight is already very good, and if there is a top student near the seat, I can clearly see what he is choosing."

Zhang Kexin hurriedly asked

"What if it's far away?"

"It doesn't matter if it's far away, after so many years of exams, I noticed one thing, no matter who answers the multiple-choice questions, there are only two ways, one is to draw a check mark on the option, the other is to write the letter A2CD, if it is to draw the check mark, it is simple, because the four options are spaced, so according to the position of the check mark, you can judge which option was chosen, if it is the second one, it is more troublesome, but there are also rules to find, first write a vertical, the pen shakes twice is the 2 option; Write a vertical first, and the pen shakes once is the D option; It's 3 that only drew it.,Because everyone's habit of writing A is different.,So I can't judge.,But it doesn't matter.,As long as it's not 23D.,It's definitely A.。 ”

"Damn, it's awesome, you've caught up with Sasuke's writing wheel." Su Yong, who has always liked to watch Japanese comics, praised.

"The comics are fake, but I'm really doing it..."

"But that's not right." Guan Shuang interrupted

"Even if you can see other people's options, but we can't see it, then you are the only one who can pass, forget it, let's study hard to make sure that we can get more points for the multiple-choice questions."

I hurriedly comforted them

"We're a team, can I eat alone? I'll pass you the answers when I'm done with the multiple-choice questions. ”

"How? What if the teacher finds out? Guan Shuang asked worriedly.

"I've already thought about this problem, there are a total of 30 people in our class, according to my guess, it should be arranged in the way of dragon swing tail 7887, and our student numbers are: Su Yong No. 3, Guan Shuang No. 12, Zhang Kexin No. 17, I No. 18, Ding Yubin No. 30, so the arrangement should be like this." As I spoke, I took out a piece of paper and wrote down what I guessed would be the seat in the exam room

1151624

2141725

3131826

4121927

5112028

6102129

792230

823

Su Yong still couldn't see the reason, and continued to ask

"So what?"

I pointed to the piece of paper and explained

"First of all, Ke Xin and I naturally don't need to talk about it, I will hand him the note directly, but because our seats are too far forward, we need Su Yong and Guan Shuang to divert the attention of the two invigilators, you can pretend to ask some questions, or other things."

Guan Shuang sounded a little excited and said

"I'm going... Cheating makes it seem like a team fight, and then what? How did Su Yong and I receive the note? ”

I glanced at Zhan Tiantian, who was concentrating on reading, and continued

"The key point is Sister Tian, Sister Tian's student number is No. 13, but after copying the answer, hand the note to Zhan Tiantian in the diagonal rear, or I will write another copy and hand it to her, her position is perfect to the extreme, as a transfer station, she can not only pass to Su Yong in front of the diagonal front, but also to Guan Shuang in the rear."

"But will Sister Tian agree?" Zhang Kexin asked in a low voice

"She has no reason to refuse, I don't think she has any confidence to pass, we can also help her, it's too late for her to be happy." I analyzed it leisurely.

Hearing me say this, the few of them finally got excited and were gearing up to hear my next plan

"It's time to unite!" Ding Yubin, who barely spoke just now, suddenly said such a sentence, and several of us looked at him dumbfounded, this usually doesn't eat, bathe, or surf the Internet with us... I thought to myself that a person who was extremely unsociable would say this

"If this person is shameless, the ghosts are afraid, if I can't beat you, I would have scolded you a long time ago."

But now I remembered that the previous plan had always ignored Ding Yubin's problem, and his position was too far away from us, so I said apologetically

"I'm sorry, big brother, I'll write another answer and throw it to you on the eraser, I can't guarantee if I can receive it."

Although it is not perfect, Ding Yubin is already very happy with my promise, and nodded again and again and said yes.

"What about hearing? What to do? Guan Shuang continued to ask.

Before I could speak, Zhang Kexin took the initiative to say

"We can use this method for listening, and the 80-point listening question is a multiple-choice question."

"But! Don't forget, listening is to play the recording, we choose at the same time, when the recording is finished, we have to hand in the paper, how can Yang'er have time to write us a note to pass the answer, even if the answer is in our hands, we don't have time to copy, and that will attract the attention of the teacher. ”

Hearing Guan Shuang say this, the other people wilted like frosted eggplants again, Ding Yubin whispered

"Hey... It seems that there is no way out. ”

"Not necessarily." I smiled wickedly and continued

"There will be at least a five-second pause between each recording of the listening test, and I will pass on the answers to you within five seconds."

Zhang Kexin said in disbelief

"Impossible, right? How? ”

I took out a pen and pointed to the end of it

"You are optimistic, when the time comes, every time I finish answering a question, I will change the direction of the end of the pen, the direction of the end of the pen corresponds to an option, in order to remember, we will correspond to A23D on the top and bottom left and right, for example, I put the tail of the pen to the left, it means that this question is selected 3, you must not be mistaken, Su Yong is on my side, Guan Shuang, Ding Yubin are behind me, you can all see the direction of the end of the pen, and as for the new, you can rest assured, I will use the tip of the pen to knock on the table, a few sounds represent the selection of the first few options."

After hearing me say this, the four of them were speechless in surprise, and I said to myself again

"This method can only be used when listening, because while waiting, we answer the same questions, so you will never read the answers."

Guan Shuang had been completely persuaded by me and asked excitedly

"That's amazing, but what about English at the end? It doesn't seem that there are so many multiple-choice questions, who are we going to copy? ”

"Hehe, why do you think I'm learning Japanese instead of English?" As I spoke, I slowly stood up and continued

"It's because in my eyes, English is just a mentally handicapped language, but I only deducted 6 points in English in the college entrance examination, and I will bring you the answer."

As I spoke, I left the classroom with a few books, and Su Yong and the others also followed me out of the classroom when they saw this, and they didn't have the heart to review.

Three days later, we had the final exam that we had been preparing for for a long time, and we had discussed it with Zhan Tiantian according to the plan, and we also successfully completed the computer exam, and in the end, only the three most difficult subjects remained, and these three subjects were all conducted in the same classroom.

Our group came to the door of classroom 501 with confidence, because this is a public classroom, the key to the classroom is stored in the teaching room, and we have to wait at the door for the invigilator to open the door for us.

Su Yong looked at his watch and said

"Basic Japanese starts at 3 o'clock, finishes at about 4:30, and let's go to the Internet café for a while after eating?"

It can be seen that Su Yong believes in my plan very much, and he doesn't care about the next exam at all, but Guan Shuang, who is cautious, still instructs

"Don't do it, let's wait until tomorrow's listening and English tests are over."

As he spoke, two strange teachers came to the middle of our crowd with test papers and keys, and after opening the classroom, we also walked in, I noticed that the numbers had been written on the blackboard at this time, that is, our seat number, I couldn't help but feel nervous after seeing it, the numbers on the blackboard were indeed arranged in the order of 7887, but they did not use the way of the dragon swinging the tail, but completely randomly disrupted, but fortunately, there was still a scholar next to me, and several of our positions were not far away, Although the plans have changed, I can still pass on the answers to others.

We were lucky enough, and with very tacit cooperation, each of them received the answer I passed on, but now is not the time to be happy, and I have another concern in my heart

"Oh no, my seat is too far back, although they are close to me, but they are all in front of me, if tomorrow's hearing is still sitting like this, they can't see the direction of the end of the pen at all, it seems that they can only rewrite the seat number on the blackboard."

I deliberately waited until the end to hand in the roll paper, returned to my seat and slowly packed my things, thinking that after waiting for the two teachers to go out, I quickly changed the numbers on the blackboard, but the two teachers were surprisingly responsible, one of the teachers with glasses said

"Classmate, please hurry up, we're going to lock the door."

If I asked him to leave the key at this time and lock the door by himself, it would seem very strange, so I had to pack up my things and leave dejectedly, after walking out of the classroom, I saw that Su Yong and the others, who had not left, had also lost their previous spirit, and looked like they had lost the battle, and it seemed that they also realized the seriousness of the matter.

I watched as the two teachers locked the classroom, and I was filled with guilt

"Although the top students next to me can guarantee that they will pass tomorrow's listening test, what should they do? I confidently told them that they didn't need to review, didn't that hurt them? ”

Guan Shuang patted me on the shoulder, smiled and comforted me

"It's okay, Yang'er, haven't you taken the test yet? We've got a night to go through tonight, and it's absolutely fine. ”

Su Yong and the others also said with a look of indifference

"Yes, let's hurry up and eat, let's review after eating."

The more they did this, the more I blamed myself, staring straight at the door of classroom 501 and thinking to myself

"Damn, if I can go in now, I can change the number... Wait a minute? If? Right! That's it! ”

I asked, looking up

"Guan Shuang, did you bring the key to our Japanese classroom?"

Guan Shuang nodded inexplicably, took out the key and said

"In order to review for a while, I specially asked the squad leader for the key I borrowed..."

Before he could finish speaking, I took the key and looked at it repeatedly, and said affirmatively

"Well, that's right, the classroom door locks in the school are all the same, so the keys all look the same."

Saying that, I put the key in my pocket and hurriedly ran to the academic affairs office, Su Yong shouted

"Hey, where are you going?"

I didn't have time to pay attention to Su Yong, so I ran to the teaching room on the 4th floor and said to the teacher inside

"Teacher, I'm sorry, I'm a student in the 11th grade Japanese class, I just finished the 501 exam, and I accidentally left my phone inside, can you lend me the key?"

The academic affairs teacher knew me, looked at the form posted on the wall, confirmed that we were indeed taking the exam in that classroom before, and without thinking too much, took out the key to 501 from the box, handed it to me, and instructed

"You've got to hurry, I'll be off work soon."

I said hello, and hurriedly ran out, and ran to the stairs near the roommates who had just come down, Zhang Kexin asked

"What are you doing panting?"

I swiped the floor and pulled out the key to 501 and said happily

"This is the key to 501."

Guan Shuang was happy at first, but his happy expression disappeared in an instant, and he dissuaded

"Yang'er, don't you want to go back and change the numbers? If it's too late, it will definitely arouse suspicion. ”

"No, not now." As I spoke, I put the key to 501 in Guan Shuang's hand, and then took out the key to my classroom, and smiled evilly.

Guan Shuang seemed to understand what I meant, and said in surprise

"You... Do you want to steal the day? ”

"Not bad." I ran back to the teaching office, pretending that I had just taken out my phone, and handed the key back to the teaching teacher, who was in a hurry to get off work, took a brief look, and put it back in the box of 501, without much suspicion, and said something

"It's pretty fast, but don't do it next time."

I nodded and left as if nothing had happened.

Wait until 9 o'clock in the evening, at this time there is basically no one in the teaching building, but because it is the end of the term, the doorman knows that there will be some students who will fight at night, so there is no closure of the building, a few of us took advantage of the night to "sneak back" to the foreign language building, even the elevator did not do, tiptoed to the 5th floor, under the wind of Guan Shuang and Ding Yubin, I, Su Yong, Zhang Kexin, quickly erased the numbers on the blackboard and rewrote, originally we also considered arranging a scholar around everyone, but we were afraid of attracting the attention of others, So it was changed to a dragon tail arrangement that would not cause people to be suspicious.

We were relieved to re-lock the classroom of 501, and after walking out of the teaching building, Su Yong gasped and said

"Oh, my psychological quality is really not good, I am so scared that I sweat all over my body to do such a thing."

"But it's still exciting, huh? There is a sense of the pleasure of committing a crime. Zhang Kexin said this, but he was also sweating nervously.

Guan Shuang still asked with a hint of concern

"But how do we get the key back to 501?"

I patted him on the shoulder and said

"Don't worry, someone will go back for us."

"Huh? Someone else helped us go back? ”

"Hmm."

Early the next morning, a group of our classmates waited at the door of 501 again, watching the two teachers come over, and as I expected, the invigilator for this exam had changed, so they would not notice the change in the numbers on the blackboard.

One of the teachers had the key, but he couldn't open the door to the classroom, of course, he had the key to our classroom, and just as he was wondering, I leaned forward and took the key from the teacher, and said naturally

"Teacher, I don't know what's wrong with this door lock, it was very incomprehensible when it was opened yesterday."

At this time, Zhang Kexin and Su Yong also pretended to fight according to the plan, attracting everyone's attention, the two teachers hurriedly went over to persuade them, I hurriedly put away the key to the Japanese classroom, took out the key to 501, opened the classroom door, and said to the invigilator

"Teacher, the door is open, let's start the exam."

Saying that, I gave the key to the invigilator's hand, and the moment he took the key, everyone in our dormitory showed a successful smile, and then according to the plan, I passed them the answer by the end of the pen and knocking on the table, and after the exam, the two invigilators returned the key to 501 back to the teaching room, everything was like my calculation, and no one found anything abnormal at all.

On the way back to the dormitory, Su Yong said with a grin

"Brother Yang, not only can you solve the case, but you are also a genius when you commit the crime."

"Haha." I remembered what Zhang Fan said before, so I said in a mysterious way

"The essence of solving a crime is to think about the crime, so there is no difference between a detective and a criminal, and if you can solve a case, you will naturally commit a crime."

"Haha, are you going to kill someone one day?"

......

Next, several of us also successfully completed the English test, and the results were also very satisfactory, and no one in the whole dormitory failed the course, everyone could have a happy New Year, and the first semester of our college days also officially came to an end.