Chapter 14 How to die if you become a mandarin duck
"I can't help it." Xuan Feilun sighed helplessly. "Get up, I'm not really angry. Just scaring you, who made you joke. Do you know, there are some jokes that can't be messed around. ”
Yes! It's good that he's not angry. I won't be afraid of trouble in the future, with such a powerful martial arts master by my side, what else am I afraid of!
"Brother Feilun, na, if you have a favorite person in the future, you must tell me, and my Xiaoyue will spare no effort to help you get it."
"You!" Xuan Feilun tapped my forehead with his finger and said, "Okay, I'll tell you later." You remember, don't give me any more red threads without my consent in the future! ”
"Don't worry! I swear, I never will! "Whatever you say is what it is, I will never offend such a martial arts master. You will be my protector from now on.
"Hmm!" Xuan Feilun nodded, revealing a wicked smile, "Then, how do you say I should punish you for today's behavior?" ”
I hurriedly stepped back and exclaimed, "I'm sorry." ”
"Didn't you say you would do whatever I told you to?"
"Huh?" Wheels, what do you want to do?
"Then ......" he waved his hand, and I was hit on the ass. Well, how did I escape the spanking of such a martial arts master.
After getting the Xuan Fei Wheel, the more I thought about it when I got home, the happier I became. Today's harvest is really big, not only did I become a matchmaker, but I also knew the secret of the Xuan Fei Wheel. Judging from Uncle Xuan's hiding the wheels. This kid's martial arts are definitely higher than Uncle Han Tian's. Ha ha! I never knew that I had such a powerful free bodyguard by my side! What else do I have to fear!
"Xiaoyue, don't turn around, you've been turning for a long time, why are you so happy today, just because you became a matchmaker today?"
I grinned. I won't tell you! I can't tell you about the Flywheel. If Xuan Feilun and Uncle Xuan knew that I knew, they would not have ......
"Xiaoyue, you're too happy too early, when will someone really come to the door and ask you to be a matchmaker. Then you are a real matchmaker. ”
Mother, you're right, I want to be a real matchmaker, not with your help, I want you to compete! I'm going to surpass you!
"Mother, I want to compete with you, from today onwards I'm ****, you do yours, don't let me help. I don't want your help either! "I'm going to declare war on you!
The mother laughed, "Xiaoyue, you can't do anything yourself." Okay, starting today, let's do our own thing, no one is looking for you, you can't cry. ”
Mother, look at what you said, my Xiaoyue is so famous, how can I have no business.
Although I want to compete with my mother, how can I compete? Surely you don't know about me yet. How can I let everyone know that I'm a matchmaker too? There you have it, advertise!
I took out a wooden board and wrote it with a brush: Contemptible Diao Xiaoyue, from today onwards, I will become a matchmaker, and I will be rewarded for opening for three days. After it was written, the sign was hung up. I wrote hundreds more and sent them out on the street. I'm sure everyone will come to the door.
I'm also literate? Absolutely! My mother taught me! I heard that my mother used to be a lady. I just broke up with my family in order to marry my father. Of course I eavesdropped.
Although I'm not very interested in poetry and songs, subsets of scriptures and histories, I have a good memory and never forget it.
In the past three days, I haven't gone anywhere, waiting for business at home. But things didn't go the way I thought. In front of my mother's door, there are still cars flowing like water; And in front of my door, there is a sparse car in front of the door, no, there is no one at all! How so? I don't even want money, why don't I have a business yet?
"Mother, why do you say I don't have a business? You can help Satsuki! ”
"Didn't you say you didn't want your mother to help?" The mother teased.
"I want to too, but I don't have a business?"
"You, how can someone come to the door when you stay at home and wait? You'll have to find it yourself! ”
"How do I find it?"
"It's to go to the east and west to the south and the north, to see who has a daughter who has not been out of the cabinet, and who has a son who has not married, and then with a three-inch tongue to move them......"
Before my mother finished speaking, Xuan Feilun came to my house at a trot, winked at me and said, "Elder Xiaoyue, have you heard?" ”
"What did you hear?" I asked curiously.
"Miss Liang and Zhou Gongzi jumped into the lake together!"
Hearing this, the mother raised her head sharply and asked, "Which Miss Liang?" Lord Liang's daughter? ”
Xuan Feilun nodded.
"I didn't think they would...... How about now? The mother asked.
"I heard that someone rescued the two of them!"
"That's good, wretched boy!"
"Wheels, where are they now?" I asked.
"I heard that it's still on the edge of Mandarin Duck Lake outside the city."
I was going to take a look, and I ran out the door.
"Xiaoyue, why are you going?" Xuan Feilun asked me in the back with his mother.
"I'll take a look." I didn't look back, but I replied loudly.
"What do you see, come back quickly......" my mother called me behind me.
I ignored her, and the Flywheel had already caught up.
Why am I going? I have my plans, I'm going to go and see if I can help.
I really can't imagine that Lord Liang's daughter is so strong. Who is Lord Liang? Oh, forgot to mention it! Lord Liang is our parent in Tengcheng, the county master. You ask if this Lord Liang is a clean official or a corrupt official? can force his daughter to jump into the lake, can he be a clean official?
This Lord Liang has a daughter named Liang Wanru, who is knowledgeable, gentle and quiet. But she fell in love with the poor boy Zhou Qingyang, this Zhou Qingyang's parents died when he was a child, and his brother and sister-in-law were brought up, and his brother and sister-in-law's family background was not good. This Zhou Qingyang's painting is a good painting, Liang Wanru fell in love with Zhou Qingyang's painting first, and then fell in love with Zhou Qingyang. However, Lord Liang did not agree to this marriage, and Lord Liang planned to marry his daughter to the son of the prefect, and I heard that the son of the prefect was proficient in eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling. Liang Wan was reluctant to marry the prefect's son, so this was originally dragged on.
Unexpectedly, Liang Wanru and Zhou Qingyang actually jumped into the lake and died in love. I really don't know whether to admire their courage or call them stupid? You have to fight for your own life, and seeking death is the worst way!
Mandarin Duck Lake is outside the northern city of Tengcheng, five or six miles away from our home. The reason why this Mandarin Duck Lake is called Mandarin Duck Lake is not only because of the flocks of Mandarin Ducks on the lake, but also because the shape of this Mandarin Duck Lake is like a gourd, like two people who love each other snuggling together. I heard that there is a moving story in this Mandarin Duck Lake!
It is said that a long, long time ago, there was a pair of childhood sweethearts, and they loved each other. But the local bully took a fancy to the beautiful girl and wanted to rob her. The beautiful girl and her lover ran away. And the bullies still did not let them go, and sent people to chase them. When they ran to the vicinity of Mandarin Duck Lake, they were overtaken by the people sent by the bullies, and the girl was unwilling to be humiliated, and they both committed suicide here. Their blood came together to become what is now Mandarin Duck Lake.