Chapter Twenty-Nine: The "Rotten Plan"
Chapter 29: The "Rotten Plan" (Page 1/1)
"What kind of plane is this kid Qin Ming doing, buying a piece of clothing is mysterious, and it's so slow?"
Looking at the hot pot full of ingredients that had been cooked, Yi Shaodong muttered to himself, I don't know why, he always had a bad premonition.
Unscrewed the bottle of hawthorn juice, Yi Shaodong drank a bottle in one go, which also made his stomach a little sour, and he felt like he was going to vomit.
Just as he was about to go to the bathroom, he saw Qin Ming carrying a few bags of clothes and walking over with a strange expression.
"You're too slow, I'm going to pay for it and leave.
But all of a sudden, why would you want to buy clothes? ”
"You've finished eating?"
Qin Ming's expression still made Yi Shaodong feel very strange.
"What are you doing? No, isn't there something wrong with you? I don't think you're quite right. ”
"There's something wrong with me, isn't it normal.
You haven't finished eating. ”
"Of course I didn't finish it."
"Then sit down and eat quickly, and we'll have to get down to business in a moment."
"I'll go to the toilet first, and I've drunk too much hawthorn juice."
Watching Yi Shaodong walk to the bathroom, Qin Ming finally couldn't hold back his laughter, and he didn't know if he had encountered something happy just now, or if he thought of something, and he looked like he couldn't stop laughing at all.
It wasn't until Yi Shaodong shook his hand out that he forcibly stopped, pretended that nothing had happened, and ate the hot pot with peace of mind.
Yi Shaodong sat down, but his eyes remained on Qin Ming's face, he and Qin Ming had known each other for a few months, and they usually lived under the same roof, so they had a deep understanding of Qin Ming, but they had never seen each other have such expressions.
I feel like I want to say something, but I'm forcibly holding it back.
"Are you alright?"
"I'm fine. Let's eat quickly, not to mention, this hot pot is quite good. Qin Ming deliberately changed the topic.
"Of course, I don't dare to say anything else, the choice of a restaurant is really one of the best in the country.
I only have to look at the waiter in the store to know if the dish is good or not. ”
"Then you are similar to me, I only need to look at you to know if you are bragging."
After Qin Ming finished speaking, he subconsciously glanced at Yi Shaodong, but hurriedly turned his gaze away.
At this time, Yi Shaodong noticed the bag of clothes that Qin Ming put on the empty chair next to him, and after reading it, he suddenly laughed "haha":
"Qin Ming, do you know what brand of clothes you bought?
Ha ha...... I'm laughing to death...... You actually bought a brand of women's clothing...... Do you want to be a women's clothing boss?
Your taste is really getting heavier. ”
"Poof...... Haha......"
Hearing Yi Shaodong's words, Qin Ming finally couldn't hold back his laughter, and he laughed even more than Yi Shaodong, but Yi Shaodong's laughter was forced back.
"No, are you alright? Did you go out and get hit by a battery car? How did you get nervous, don't scare me. ”
"Give...... Here you go...... Ha ha...... It's all for you......"
Qin Ming pointed to the clothes placed next to him, and was about to say to Yi Shaodong with a smile.
"Huh? Bought it for me? What do you mean? ”
"No, I'm dying of laughter."
Qin Ming wiped the tears that came out of his laughter, and slowed down for a long time before he could speak normally:
"Are you satisfied, Ms. Yi?"
"Fuck off, what the hell are you doing? I'll see what you're buying. ”
Yi Shaodong walked over and took the clothes that Qin Ming had put on the empty chair next to him to him, but when he took it out, he saw that they were all women's clothes and a pair of large high heels.
Seeing these things, Yi Shaodong was suddenly a little stunned, and then looked at Qin Ming in disbelief and said:
"You're not going to really ...... Is that the one......? ”
"Don't get me wrong, these are for you. Tailor-made, the biggest heels, but you might still be a little cramped when you wear them. ”
"Bought it for me? These are women's clothes, big brother. ”
"Yes, I don't need to buy you men's clothes."
"What do you mean?"
"Aren't we going to disguise ourselves as Liu Dan for a while and blend into that evil club, Liu Dan is a woman, you are a man, how can you wear this to sneak in.
So naturally, it is necessary to camouflage it in appearance.
Women's clothing boss to find out. ”
"You mean, let my women's clothing boss get into the cult? So what do you do? ”
"I'm out there using my microbrain to direct your actions. After all, the number of places is limited, and I can't get in even if I want to. ”
Hearing Qin Ming's words, Yi Shaodong's whole face turned green, only then did he know why Qin Ming asked him how big shoes he was wearing before, thinking that he had planned it at all.
"Can I refuse?"
"I can't."
"Big brother, don't make trouble, Liu Dan is so fat, even if she wears high heels, she is not as tall as me, and she doesn't even wait for me to speak, she has to show her stuffing. Your plan is definitely not going to work. ”
"I asked Liu Dan, and Liu Dan said that they basically don't communicate. The clothes I bought you are very fat and skirts, and you just have to squat down a little bit, and you will have no problem, not to mention that they are all wearing black masks and hats.
As long as you're sure that the party is okay, you can take off your disguise and keep them at bay.
Of course, this is just one of my options.
But you just need to execute the plan, you don't need to think about anything else. ”
"I'm definitely not going to tell you, I'm definitely going to show my stuff, as long as someone talks to me, I open my mouth and the voice of a big man, don't scare them out of pee, I count them as having a good prostate."
"I haven't bought such expensive clothes for myself, you can't wear them, do you think it's appropriate, Brother Dong?"
"How much, I'll give. Can't I give it, I'll give it ten times, Brother Qin, Brother Ming, Ah Qin, Qin Qin, Ming Ming, don't fix me, you said that you are a wise person, why did you come up with such an idea that lowered your intelligence? ”
Yi Shaodong obviously couldn't accept it, so he played an old woman and mixed in.
But Qin Ming didn't care so much, after all, this was all planned by him, so he said very clearly:
"Let's take the lead this time.
What if I go in, what if it's a bureau inside, or if the gang isn't there anymore?
I don't think about my safety, and I just say that you know what to do out there? ”
"Then I'm in, what are you doing outside?"
"I'm going to spy on Liu Kun."
"Spying on Liu Kun? Isn't he the leader of the pack? What are you spying on him, doesn't he go to the party at night? ”
"So I'm going to go to his house in advance. What if he's not at home, or if he's afraid to run away. So tonight, you can only rely on yourself to deal with it, we keep in touch with the communicator, and communicate in time when there is a situation. ”
Hearing Qin Ming say this, although Yi Shaodong was unwilling in his heart, he finally agreed in a compromise:
"Okay, Brother Dong, I'll be ashamed this time. But if you go back, dare to tell Sister An and them, I have to fight with you. ”
"Don't worry, I promise to keep my mouth shut.
So hurry up and find a place to replace it, I'll see the effect first, if it doesn't work, there will be time to remedy. ”
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