040, why are you spicy and useless? Are you still a gun bully like this? (4th Shift, 1/6)

"Huh? What do you mean? Brother Dumb was stunned.

"Boss, do you think you sing very well?"

"Not really!" Brother Du said proudly: "I am the most beautiful boy in our village, and I am also the best boy in singing." ”

“emmm... Boss, there is a good saying, this person is self-aware. Jiang Chen said euphemistically.

"What do you mean?" Brother Du thought about it, and suddenly realized: "Are you saying that I sing ugly?" ”

"No, absolutely not! Your singing voice is still very distinctive! Jiang Chen paused.

"Characterful?! Ha! Don't you indirectly say that I sing ugly! "Brother Dumb is so uncomfortable, I want to cry aggrieved.

She sings so well, why is she said to be ugly?

It must be that this spicy chicken little brother is not aesthetic enough!

The babes of the barrage must be able to judge whether she sings well or not.

She believes that the babies in her barrage must be complimenting her.

Brother Du regained his confidence, and glanced at the barrage, and her smile suddenly froze.

The popularity value has dropped from 150W to 120W, not to mention, the barrage is all 'I'm going to die', 'Listen to Derpy sing together, listen to the kind of death' and so on.

Brother Dumb began to doubt life deeply.

What the hell is wrong with this world - why can't I even appreciate her singing!

It must not be that she sings badly, it's just that they can't appreciate it!

"Where are we going?" Jiang Ning said softly.

"Go—shut up the city!" Speaking of which, Brother Du suddenly became interested, isn't it just that singing is not good? It's okay, she's a game streamer, not a star show streamer. She was originally a game genius girl, no matter how good she sings, isn't this a perfect woman?

People, what do you want to do so perfectly, you must give people a little way to live!

Although—she sang really well, but they didn't appreciate it.

"Is it so rigid?" Jiang Chen asked curiously.

On weekdays, he didn't dare to go to the self-closing city, for fear that if he was not careful, he would close himself inside.

"I'm a female overlord with a steel gun! As long as you're willing to steel guns with me, we're friends, so would you like to be my new friend? Brother Dumb said domineeringly.

"Okay, just shut up the steel gun. I'm willing to be your new friend. Jiang Chen said indifferently.

Now that his skills have improved a lot compared to before, it may not be impossible to come out of the closed city.

Although this is training with two burdensome weights.

"Jump!" Jiang Chen calculated the distance and jumped off the plane, and Brother Du and Jiang Ning then fell together one after another.

"Wow, there are dozens of people here!" Brother Du looked at the dense parachutes nearby.

"It's okay, just kill it." Jiang Chen said lightly.

When this domineering Brother was about to brag out, Jiang Chen continued: "Even if we can't kill it, let's open the next one." Well, there are always winners and losers, after all, we are not immortals, not to mention that immortals are cool.

Victory and defeat are a common thing in soldiers, and heroes have started from scratch. ”

Brother Du's words of praise are stuck in his throat, why doesn't this little brother play cards according to the routine!

God's victory or defeat is a common thing in soldiers, and it's all too real...

"Little brother~ I'll go down later, you have to protect me~" Brother Du paused and said.

"Huh? What are you protecting, aren't you a steel gun overlord? I believe you can protect yourself! Jiang Chen said lightly.

The corners of Brother Du's mouth twitched, although playing with this little brother, the live broadcast effect is very good, but what is going on with this sudden heart plug!

Why does he always want her heart!

Can't you coax her!

She's a girl, can't she brag about it?

You really believe it!

"Let's go to the house next door, lest you die."

Brother Du and Jiang Ning felt an arrow in their hearts again.

A strong straight male atmosphere came from the surface.

Brother Dumb is almost speechless to death, why is she obsessed with this little brother!

This is to anger them sincerely!

Can't you say something nice?

What do you mean, 'lest you die?' ’

Do they have that kind of food?!

[Wowhaha, I didn't expect the straight man of Guapi to be so straight, I laughed to death! ] 】

[Straight men are interesting, licking dogs is disgusting to death! ] 】

[Guapi, just like that, straight men face them, what kind of licking dog! ] 】

[You see, the melon skin said so, and these two women were not dissatisfied, and sure enough, lick the dog, lick until there is nothing left in the end! You can't take women too seriously! (Just to satisfy the plot, not my private goods)

"Someone next to you, be careful, don't die!" They jumped to the housing area directly opposite the Y-shaped hillside of the self-closed city, and Jiang Chen saw that there were three people nearby who jumped with them.

After landing, Jiang Chen, Jiang Ning and Brother Dumb searched separately, and Brother Dumb said unconvinced: "Hmph, isn't it just someone?" What's the big deal! Watch me put them... Yes! Someone! Big brother, big brother, don't kill me! Sorry to bother! Ah~ knock on it! Don't hit me! ”

Bang - Shots are fired, and a kill prompt comes from the upper right corner.

"Daigexiaobawang was knocked out by xiaozhupeiqi."

"Ahh I'll knock, this brother is a dog! Why are you flying with me! Why, if Lao Tzu hadn't picked up the gun, he would have died! "Brother Dumb uses 'impotent roar' to try to vent his frustration.

She felt that she must have been cold, and the person on the other side finished the bullet and pointed the long, black, and hard AKM muzzle at her, and was about to shoot, but Brother Du thought about it, turned on the whole voice and said quickly: "Eh, brother!" Will you let me go? ”

"Oh? Sister? The player was stunned.

"Yes, yes! I just played this game, can you let me go~Little brother~Please~" Brother Du's voice became extremely gentle for a moment.

Where is the slightest bit of the 'impotent roar' just now, like a tigress.

"Bang bang bang-" fired a few shots from the other side, and said coldly: "Hmph, woman? Lao Tzu hates women the most! Encounter one and kill one! Die, stinky girl..."

Brother Du's heart was cold, she seemed to have seen that she had become a box spirit and could only possess her teammates to watch the battle.

Bang bang bang - gunshots rang out.

She's not dead, though!

Instead, the player in front of her fell to the ground in an instant.

When Brother Du was puzzled, a figure jumped up from the window in front of him and turned in.

Looking at that figure, Brother Du was excited.

One day, your will, the companion, will take an AKM, climb in from outside the wall in rag shoes and walk in front of you, touch your ass and lift you up.

This little brother is really good.

No, I saved her at the critical moment!

It's still great for a hero to save Mei.

"Little brother, Xie..." Before Brother Du finished speaking, he saw Jiang Chen say: "It's useless why are you spicy, don't you want to protect yourself, with your skills, what kind of gun just now, it's not good to jump in a small place." ”

Brother Dud: "(╯‵□′)╯(┻━┻!) ”

Spicy Chicken Man!

The little bit of gratitude in my heart disappeared immediately.

Sure enough, a straight man is a straight man!

I wasn't moved in my heart, but I felt the urge to pick up a gun and kill him.