Chapter 117: A Family of Three

When they got to the front of the village, the strange combination finally separated. The volcano 'gave his master a wake-up', and what else did he have to wait for the Dafang master to return to preside, and they parted at the entrance of the village at the moment.

After what had just happened, the village chief seemed to have become a mute. No matter who asked him if Xiang Yu's soul had been recalled, the village chief closed his mouth tightly, and after returning to his house, he drove away the villagers who rushed back to ask, and was about to ask what to do with Xiang Yu's soul, when he was kicked open by someone. Then, a little doll with a red face and a bare ass walked in from outside.

Xiao Rensan first gi.......ggled for a while, then burped and said to Wu Mianhe and Gui Fugui: "Where have you both gone this day...... Leave myself here...... Are you reassured...... Aren't you afraid that I'll be abducted? I'm not afraid that someone will arrest me...... Sold to pharmacies...... To you Emperor. Pity my little ginseng....... you are going to be unloaded by you, put it in a pot and stew it with chicken......." Xiao Rensan didn't know how to move his heart, and when he said the end, he actually "Wow! He burst into tears.

"I'm crazy again, last time you ordered a cave, that's it...... it's over" Gui Wugui sniffled, and a strong smell of alcohol almost hit his nose. The old guy frowned and said to the villagers who came in with Xiao Rensan, "How much did you drink for him?" It's not like you've been drinking it since last night, are you? Even if you make your own wine, you can't be bullied by such a small thing. Get him some sobering ......"

"You really think highly of us" At this time, someone had already handed over the decanting soup. After taking it over, he pinched Xiao Rensan's nose and poured a large bowl of decanting soup. Taking advantage of this time, the villager who had just spoken continued: "Soon after the two old immortals left, this little fairy was arguing about drinking. When you left, you left a word, who would dare to give him the old man's wine. Later, the little fairy didn't know how! He disappeared, and we searched for most of the day before we saw his old man enter the big kitchen. We drank all the wine hidden in it, and we wanted to snatch it down. At that time, this little fairy was angry, and his old man's mouth breathed fire. said that it was our village, and it was not the first time anyway, and it was all burned easily. We had no choice but to watch him drink all those jars of wine......"

After a big bowl of sobering soup went down, Xiao Rensan no longer played drunk. He fell asleep on his thighs, and it didn't take long for the saliva from his mouth to wet the crotch of the old guy's pants.

It was easy for Xiao Ren Sanxiao to stop, and then the village chief drove out the idle people in the house again. After there were no outsiders in the house, the village chief said to Wu Mianhe with a bitter face: "Two old immortals, although the soul of the overlord has been recruited, can we still take the overlord back to his hometown in Chu later?" We've been here for sixteen years, so we should have already alarmed the officials, right? ”

After removing Xiao Rensan's little head from his crotch, he smiled at the village chief and said, "In the end, the head of a village is more knowledgeable than those people outside." Let's be honest, every three years, a king surnamed Liu comes to worship the river instead of the emperor. You also saw it with your own eyes just now, where did they come to worship the river, and they obviously came to take care of the soul of your overlord. The soul of the overlord is gone, and the next step will naturally be to chase after your hometown in Chudi. Hey, I'm in trouble today......"

After saying that he would not return, the village chief's face became even more difficult to look at. After hesitating for a long time, he said to whether he would return or not: "Otherwise, we will find a place to hide with the soul of the overlord." Hiding for ten years and eight years, waiting for this rumor to pass before returning to your hometown? ”

"Now the world is surnamed Liu, where can you hide with the soul of the surname?" Gui Wu moved Xiao Ren San, who was crawling towards his crotch with his eyes closed, with his feet away, and then looked at the village chief and said, "Now there is only a place for the Huns outside the Saiwai, but are you used to being the overlord of your family?" ”

After sighing for a long time, the village chief peeked at the return who was 'fighting' with Xiao Rensan. Glancing at the silent Wu Mian behind him again, after spewing out the stuffiness in his chest, he dared to say to the old guy: "Old immortal, see if this is okay." Several of you are immortals who have attained the Tao, and naturally you are not afraid of any officials. Why don't you take our overlord with you when you travel around the world, travel around for decades outside, and when you pass by our Chu land, let the soul of the overlord return to his hometown. Well, don't bother......"

"You really use the old fairy as your own relatives" Gui Gui glanced back at Wu Mian, who was napping in the corner. Seeing that he didn't have anything to say, he turned his head, smiled at the village chief, and said, "Establish a rule for your descendants, one day when we send your overlord back, someone will come to pick him up." ”

Seeing that the old fairy nodded, the village chief often let out a sigh, and was about to eat Zhang Luo. Wu Mian, who had been napping with his eyes closed, suddenly opened his eyes, looked at the village chief and said, "I lost the lives of your entire village for a meal...... That's fine, go down for Xiang Yu in advance to investigate, and he won't find an acquaintance when he goes down......"

The village chief was stunned for a moment, not understanding what Wu Mian's words meant. At this time, he smiled, and then explained to the village chief: "What this old fairy means is that you don't have to cook anything, take advantage of this time to quickly pack up and leave." If it's too late, the army of the official family will slaughter the village......"

Only then did the village chief react, what kind of Huainan King didn't get the soul of the overlord, and went back to gather the officials and soldiers...... He didn't dare to continue thinking about the rest of the matter.

At that moment, the village chief hurriedly rushed out of his house and began to ask the people in the village to pack up their things and leave here immediately.

Seeing that the village was already busy, it was not interesting to return or not to stay here with Wu Mian. At that moment, when the village chief was unprepared, he secretly took out Xiang Yu's soul hidden in him. Originally, he planned to temporarily store Wu Mian's body, but after hesitating for a while, he still put this soul on his body and made a companion with the chief manager.

When the people in the village were busy running for their lives, no one noticed that the three old immortals in the village chief's house disappeared into the village without a sound. When they left, they didn't return it and stole a few pieces of clothes that were drying outside.

Carrying Xiao Ren San, who was still asleep, came out of the village with Wu Mian. However, they didn't plan to go far, after all, this was still the location where Xu Fu left the map. It's just that the changes here are too big, and Wu Mian can't tell where the location of the map is for a while.

In case someone else kills him again, he will use his disguise skills again, and he and Wu Mian will become a different person. Because of the little Ren San, the old guy simply turned himself into a young woman in her twenties. If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, Wu Mian wouldn't believe that the big-breasted and big-ass village girl in front of him was pretending to be a returnee.

After cleaning himself up, the old guy walked to Wu Mian's side and began to pound on his face again. After the hour of the small half-pillar incense, a man in his thirties, slightly bowed, stood in front of this village girl.

"Boss, take our boy and accompany me to my mother's house to see my mother." Returning or not returning instantly entered the role, no matter how you look at her speech and demeanor, she is a young woman who returns to her parents' house with her husband and children.

After Wu Mian was silent for a long time, he looked at the young woman in front of him and said, "If you dare to tell me about today's events in the future, I will send it to meet Xiang Yu......"

The 'young woman' blinked her eyes flickeringly, gently pushed Wu Mian's chest, and said in a shy tone: "Dead ghost, ...... without conscience"