Finally, we ushered in the long-awaited military training, I don't mean that we have any expectations for this military training, the military training in junior high school and high school tells us that the so-called military training in the student days is nothing more than to let us kick and kick under the scorching sun, walk in the queue, shout slogans, and finally exhaust us, but we are too idle these days, just want to find something to do.

The military training is divided into morning and afternoon, and there is a two-hour break at noon, and I have always believed that I can grow another 2 centimeters taller, so as to reach the ideal height of 180, so I have not wasted any lunch break in the past few days, and all of it is used to sleep.

The first day of military training was over quickly, the sun was much hotter than I expected, Zhang Kexin and I went to the pharmacy to buy some sunscreen, and when the two of us entered the dormitory one step later, we saw an almost comical scene:

Su Yong leaned on the heater, holding a can of beer in his hand, full of alcohol, crying profusely, and the other three people were there to comfort him

"Oh, stop crying, what's the matter?"

Zhang Kexin took off his camouflage uniform with a blank face and walked over to inquire about the situation

"What's wrong?"

I sat on the bed and took off my pants and said in a half-joking tone

"How addicted are you to drink like this before it gets dark?"

Guan Shuang hurriedly gave me a look, signaling that I was not joking, and pointed at Su Yong and said

"He's out of love."

Zhang Kexin and I were a little surprised, and I haven't heard Su Yong mention that he still has a girlfriend in the past few days.

Zhang Kexin sat down next to Su Yong, handed him a tissue to wipe his tears, or snot, and asked

"What's going on? Do you still have a girlfriend? Why did they break up? ”

Su Yong explained breathlessly

"She's my high school classmate, I've been chasing her for three years, and she hasn't agreed, she just called me and said she has a boyfriend."

After speaking, he took a sip of wine and continued to cry.

"Oh, you're not out of love, there's no need, you see you have to be tall and tall, you have to look good, don't be like this because of a woman."

"Yes, she didn't have a blessing with you, pull it down, forget it."

Zhang Kexin, Guo Hongyi, and Guan Shuang comforted me every word, only me and Ding Yubin have not spoken out, I don't know the reason why Ding Yubin is silent, but I am just afraid of laughing.

Although I'm not a particularly upright person, I won't gloat, it's just that Su Yong's crying voice is so funny, it's so big, I will make a fuss when I see someone crying for the first time, plus he is too emotional, and he will break his voice from time to time, and that voice is really like a donkey's bark.

I'm worried that if I don't hold back my laughter if I don't hold back my laughter, I'm going to spoil the seriousness and the friendship we've just established.

After about ten minutes, Su Yong didn't mean to stop at all, I stood up, walked in front of him in two steps, grabbed him by the collar, and roared loudly

"Brother Yong! Listen to me! There is no grass at the end of the world, why not look for it in high school? Not only is the quantity not enough, but the quality is not good! Looking at it now, how many beauties are waiting for you to save the entire foreign language college? ”

To others, it seemed like I was a little emotionally excited, but what they didn't know was that I was the only way to suppress the urge to laugh.

Su Yong also seemed to be taken aback, stunned for a few seconds, put his hand on my arm, and said slowly

"Brother Yang... You're right, but I like her. ”

After saying that, I immediately returned to the way I was just now, and I was so angry that I couldn't speak, and then my phone rang.

"You!"

I scolded Su Yong, stood up and took out the phone, it was Lingling calling.

"Hey, baby, what's wrong?"

"Fang'er, I have something to say to you... Ay? Why are you so noisy over there? ”

I glanced back at Su Yong, who was playing drunk, and said with a sigh

"It's okay, my roommate drank too much, what did you just say?"

Just as I was trying to hear what Lingling was saying, the farce over there continued, and Su Yong cried

"I'll tell you! She told me she liked Golden Retrievers! I took my camera, ran to all the pet markets in Dalian, and took pictures of all the golden retrievers for her, how much do you say I like her? ”

"Yes, yes, you like her, you like her, tomorrow we will eat some dog meat, with skin, and take revenge."

"Oh, Lingling, what did you say? What hand? You wait for me, I'll go to the hallway and tell you. ”

When I came to the hallway and closed the bedroom door, I felt that the whole world was clear

"Baby, now it's okay, what did you just tell me?"

"Fang, fang... No, Song Yang, let's break up. ”

Ling Ling was a little hesitant at first, but the tone in the back became more and more decisive, especially when she said the word "break up", I could hear that she had made a lot of determination.

Faced with this blow without warning, I didn't have time to be sad, my mind was full of confusion, and I asked almost in despair

"Why? Is it still because of Yi Yunshu, me and her..."

"It's not just because of her, I want to have someone by my side all the time, and now it's clear that you're not that person."

Of course, this absurd reason did not convince me, and I asked rhetorically in disbelief

"What, you mean, you've found someone who can stay with you all the time?"

"Hmm!"

In just one word, Lingling said sonorously and powerfully, I understand, she just wants to use this tone to make me die.

"Is that the man who sat next to you that day?" I really wanted to ask this question, but in order to leave the last dignity for myself, I forcibly held back the words and changed them to rephrase

"Well, then I wish you all happiness..."

"Thank you."

After hanging up the phone, I felt like I had lost my soul, and I took a deep breath for a long time before returning to the dormitory like the walking dead, because of Su Yong's blind tossing, no one in the whole dormitory noticed my abnormality, I slowly sat down in front of Su Yong, and forcibly opened a can of beer.

"What are you doing?"

At that time, my brain was blank, and I didn't hear who asked me the question, I raised my head and drank half a can in one go, and the five of them were obviously shocked by my behavior, even Su Yong didn't make a fuss, looked at me directly, and said blankly

"Brother... I bought this wine..."

It was only then that the pain of lost love came to my heart, and my tears flowed uncontrollably, and I viciously threw half a can of beer to the ground, grabbed Su Yong's neck again, and roared angrily

"You bought it? What did you buy! I'm out of love!! ”

The dormitory, which had finally quieted down, exploded again, and Ding Yubin tried all his strength to pull my hands away, tearing and shouting helplessly

"What's the matter, you Northeast people are still contagious when they fall out of love? Spread it, and if you don't spread it, he will be strangled to death by you! ”

Guo Hongyi also tried his best to persuade me

"Yes, didn't you say it, there is no grass at the end of the world, why not in high school..."

"You fart!" Before he could finish speaking, I also began to cry like Su Yong

"High school, your sister, high school, three years of affection! Three years! She's got someone out there, do you know how much I like her? She said she likes cats, I didn't eat dinner for two months, I saved up for her to buy a British short, she said to break up, and now I'm empty! ”

"Yes, yes, you like her, you like her, tomorrow let's eat some cat meat, with skin, and take revenge."

……

I'm not good at drinking, although I only drank half a can, but the strength of the wine gradually surged me a little dizzy, plus a whole day of military training, and so tossed, I fell asleep unconsciously.

When I woke up again, it was past 9 p.m., I sat up and glanced around my roommates, who still couldn't accept the fact that I had broken up, and they seemed to be relieved to see that I had woken up

"Are you awake? You can make more trouble than Su Yong. ”

I didn't pay attention to Guan Shuang's accusations, but raised my voice and asked

"You say, 'What should I do about this?' Shall I stop there, or shall I hold on? ”

"You keep a fart, keep it! Everyone is going to break up with you, so you can cut through the mess and say goodbye to her, how many beauties in the outer courtyard are waiting for you to save? ”

Su Yong, who woke up before me, imitated my previous tone, repeated what I said before, and was the first to answer my question.

"Don't listen to him fart there, he's barefoot now, and he doesn't want to see anyone else wearing shoes."

Obviously, Guo Hongyi and Su Yong's opinions were opposite, and even sneered, so I set my eyes on him

"Brother Guo, do you mean to keep it?"

"That's for sure, like you said about three years of relationship, I'm not saying that the dead skin is pestering people, you at least work hard, even if you don't succeed, you won't regret it, or you look back on it a few years later, don't you think it's ridiculous?"

I nodded approvingly, and asked for the next Zhang Kexin's suggestion

"Kexin, how do you feel?"

Zhang Kexin held a cigarette and shook his hand

"I feel that if the two of them quarrel, we, as men, must give in and give in, and apologize, but there are people outside her, this is a matter of principle, if I definitely can't bear it, you don't care about anyone, there are so many women in the outer courtyard."

I looked at Guan Shuang again, and Guan Shuang looked embarrassed

"Oh, don't ask me about this, it's up to you what you think."

"I just don't know what to do to ask you."

Guan Shuang sighed helplessly and said cautiously

"Anyway, if you don't persuade him to leave, I suggest you stay."

Now it's 2 to 2, and I suddenly remembered that there were 5 people in the dormitory besides me, and I knocked on the top bunk board

"Hey, Ding Yubin, tell me, what do you suggest?"

Ding Yubin seemed speechless by our almost nonsensical discussion, poked his head out, and asked impatiently

"What's the matter?"

I pursed my lips and reluctantly explained

"My girlfriend is going to break up with me, I don't know what to do, Brother Guo and Guan Shuang mean to let me keep it, Su Yonghe Kexin means to let me stop and find another girlfriend in the academy, what do you mean? Now if you want to say to keep her, I will go to the school to find her immediately, and if you want to say that it will be pulled down, I will give up. ”

"To be transferred." After Ding Yubin thought about it, he said three words, and I pondered it carefully in my heart

"Ding Yubin is making me forget the past and shift my goal, okay."

I slowly walked down the hallway with the phone in my hand and made one last call to Lingling

"Lingling, thank you for the love you have given me in the past three years, and I sincerely wish you happiness in the future."

"Well, you too."

After hanging up the phone, she gritted her teeth and deleted her QQ and mobile phone number, and after returning to the dormitory, she didn't know whether it was heavy or relieved, and the whole person lay on the bed without saying a word, at this time Ding Yubin poked his head out to look at me and asked suspiciously

"What are you doing here? Why don't you go to your girlfriend? ”

I asked rhetorically in a more confused tone

"Didn't you tell me to divert my attention? I just called her and said I wish her happiness. ”

Hearing me say this, Ding Yubin was slightly stunned at first, and then burst into a sigh of joy

"What I'm saying is, be single-minded, zhuānyī."

Hearing him say this, I was speechless, lying on the bed motionless with my face covered, not knowing what to do.

Guo Hongyi and Zhang Kexin were quietly discussing there

"Huh? I sound like a shift. ”

"Yes, I also thought Ding Yubin asked him to change people."

I sat up suddenly, climbed to the top bunk like crazy, grabbed Ding Yubin's neck and scolded

"I'll kill you! I'll kill you! You don't speak Mandarin! Can't speak Mandarin to kill people, you know? ”

Five minutes later, with the efforts of the other 4 people, Ding Yubin let me go who was almost beaten into a twist.

Maybe youth is crazy, or maybe youth doesn't know the taste of sorrow, and the breakup incident, which was originally very sad, has been turned into a joke by us.