After the parade, we officially began to receive university education, but in the first week, we got to know each other with classmates and teachers, and the most we did was to introduce ourselves, and there were some special basic courses, in addition to meeting a lot of friends, it was really boring.

The previous "walking corpse" case made several people in our dormitory famous on campus, and in addition, during the previous military training, they also bowed their heads and did not look up, and the relationship with their classmates soon became very close.

Especially Zhan Tiantian, who had a relationship with her before, she sat in the front row of our boys in every class, so there were many opportunities for contact, and we all felt that this girl was really ...... Tiger.

"Sister Tian, Sister Tian, you listen to me, you listen to me, I know I'm wrong, you spare me, just this once, okay?"

Because of a trivial matter, I don't know how many times I've begged Zhan Tiantian for mercy, but she didn't mean to let me go at all.

Zhan Tiantian grabbed my neck collar with one hand, pressed my chest against the desk, and held a stick in the other hand, waving it in front of me, stepping on the chair with one foot, and "asking" me in a very standard Dalian dialect

"Song Yang! Are you sick? Do you have a bubble in your brain? You don't have a long memory! My surname is Zhan, do you know that I am belligerent? How do you want to die? Steamed or boiled? Do you believe that I will bleed you under the table? ”

"Believe in it!" I forced myself to free up, folded my hands and begged Zhan Tian Tian to spare my life, looking at the dangling stick, I felt that she would really turn at any time, and I was so frightened that I almost knelt down and begged for mercy.

At this time, Zhang Kexin, who had just returned to the classroom, saw it, and looked surprised, as if he was watching a live performance, sat next to me, and asked gloatingly

"Doing it again? What's the reason for this time? ”

Zhan Tiantian slapped me on the shoulder with a stick, and ordered angrily

"You say!"

I gently pushed the stick away and said in fear

"Just now, Sister Tian took a selfie, and she was taking the Meitu App there..."

Hearing me say this, Zhan Tiantian slammed the table with a stick

"What do you say?"

The sound of the knocking shook me and I was almost dissipated, so frightened that I quickly changed my words

"It's not P, it's not P, it's just a skin polished with the Meitu App, and then I asked, 'Oh Sister Tian, what about P?' And then that's it. ”

After Zhang Kexin heard it, he couldn't hold back, first laughed twice, and when he saw Zhan Tiantian's murderous eyes, he hurriedly changed his expression and said

"Song Yang, Song Yang, you don't provoke the disasters on the earth, you provoke the heavens, who are you messing with, you dare to provoke my sweet sister, who is my sweet sister? My sweet sister, who looks like a flower and a moon, can she use P? ”

When I heard Zhang Kexin's words, I was angry and pointed at Zhang Kexin and said

"The surname is Zhang, are you picking on bad here? We are brothers who have suffered together, and you have done this to me! ”

Although Zhan Tiantian is very rude on the surface, it can be regarded as thick and fine, and the attack is still light and heavy, and in the end, he didn't really kill me, but he was tortured several times a day, and no one could stand it.

Back in the dormitory, I was still indignant, rubbing my shoulders and saying unconvinced

"Zhan Tiantian, this old stinky girl is very ruthless, who wants to marry her, and she will not be allowed to use a wheelchair for the rest of her life?"

When Zhang Kexin heard me say this, he casually threw the textbook on the bed and laughed

"Haha, how do you know that people don't have a gentle side? Maybe Sister Tian can become gentle when she gets to a partner? ”

I remembered Zhang Kexin's gloating appearance just now, and said angrily

"You can fart down, or you take her, in case her temperament really changes, you can also benefit the Foreign Language Academy, anyway, you have no contact with that Chen Yan."

Zhang Kexin hurriedly shook his head and said seriously

"Hey, hey, stop, you're really picking your eyes? I'm not worthy of Sister Sweet, I see Brother Yong, both of them are from Dalian, and they will get married when they graduate and go home, so we can still have less money. ”

When Su Yong heard this, he was so frightened that he almost fell off the top bunk, and refused with a red face

"Pull it down! I'm scared! ”

Guan Shuang, who was on the top bunk of Zhang Kexin, glanced at Su Yong and asked with a smile

"What are you afraid of?"

Su Yong raised his voice slightly and said

"If I really marry her, I'm afraid that one day I will wake up and find myself in the bedroom with my legs in the living room."

"Hahahaha..."

Su Yong's words amused us, but I really believe what Zhang Kexin said, if you introduce a boyfriend to Zhan Tiantian, maybe our life can be better, since it is impossible for a few of our Japanese classes, then only Guo Hongyi is left.

"Huh? Why don't you introduce Guo Hongyi to Sister Tian? ”

Hearing me say this, Zhang Kexin was stunned for a moment and asked me with a somewhat surprised tone

"Yang'er, are you serious?"

Before I could answer, Su Yong also hurriedly said

"Guo Hongyi is our brother after all, you can't cheat him like this."

Hearing them say this, I slapped my thigh and said

"What do you mean? My sweet sister is not worthy of Brother Guo? ”

Zhang Kexin lit a cigarette and said

"That's not it, it's just that I'm afraid that something will happen."

Guan Shuang knocked on the bed board, still asking with a smile

"What could happen? Are you afraid that Brother Guo will drop Sister Tian? ”

"No, it's not." Zhang Kexin got off the bed, stood in the middle of the bedroom, looked up at Guan Shuang and said

"I'm afraid that Sister Tian will drop Brother Guo."

Suddenly we burst into another burst of laughter, and I said as I laughed

"It's okay, it's okay, even if that's the case, we won't suffer."

Just as we were discussing, Guo Hongyi, who had one more class than us, also returned to the dormitory, saw that we were so happy, sat on the bed and asked

"What's so fun?"

I sat down beside Guo Hongyi excitedly, put my arm around his shoulders and said

"Brother Guo, let me introduce you to someone? That girl looks like a shy flower with a closed moon, bright eyes and bright teeth, ice muscles and jade bones, not to mention this appearance, just talking about her personality, she is also a small jasper, gentle and elegant, how about meeting? ”

Guo Hongyi glanced at me directly, turned his gaze and swept over a few other people who were holding back their laughter, hesitated for a few seconds, and said suspiciously

"According to what I know about you, if you want this beauty, you can't introduce it to me, I feel that you are trying to harm me."

I shook my head, a look of disappointment, and continued to persuade

"I really didn't expect you to look at me like this, rabbits don't eat the grass next to the nest, and you can't find a partner in this class, I have to give such a beautiful woman to others sooner or later, it's better to give it to our own brothers."

At this time, Su Yongshi couldn't help but laugh out loud, and when he laughed, Zhang Kexin, Guan Shuang, and Ding Yubin couldn't help laughing.

Seeing this, Guo Hongyi asked tentatively

"It's not Zhan Tiantian from your class, right?"

I didn't expect Guo Hongyi to guess so accurately, which scared me so much that my face froze, and I suddenly lost my smile, and asked in surprise

"You... How do you know? ”

When Guo Hongyi heard that it was really sweet, he hurriedly pushed my arm away, stood up, and said very emotionally

"Damn! Is it really her? Now who doesn't know Sister Tian in the Foreign Chinese Academy, I beat you under the table eight times a week. ”

Hearing this, the whole dormitory erupted into stronger laughter, but I couldn't laugh anymore, and asked anxiously

"How do you know this?"

Guo Hongyi pulled me away from his bed, sat back on the bed, and said in a mocking tone

"There are only a few men in the outer courtyard, especially if you have solved a murder case, who doesn't know what is going on? Someone specially counted it for you, and you're showing your face now. ”

When I heard it, I couldn't get angry

"Who? So boring, and counting this? This is a face, it's clearly an eye. ”

"Oh, you don't care who it is, anyway, Sister Tian and I are pulled down this matter."

I still don't want to give up, so I continued

"Brother Guo, what is our situation now? Wolves have less meat and more meat, but they can be big brothers first. ”

Guo Hongyi glanced down at me and retorted without hesitation

"Don't talk nonsense, there is more meat and less wolves, you can be old and young, you and Su Yong are the youngest, you two will come first."

Just when I wanted to persuade Guo Hongyi again, Su Yong opened a new topic

"Speaking of the last case, I just remembered, what was the last time I told you?"

Hearing Su Yong say this, I hurriedly went back to the bed, pretending not to hear anything, and the others were also silent, Su Yong saw our attitude, turned over and got out of bed, trying to convince us

"Why are you all against it? Wouldn't it be great to set up a detective group and make some extra money? ”

The air was quiet for a minute, and Su Yong continued

"Don't stop talking, think about it, Guan Shuang's knowledge, his ability to obtain new information, Brother Guo's ability to collect clues, and Brother Yang's reasoning ability, we can't do without these skills."

"Alright, alright, let's stop." I impatiently stopped Su Yong from continuing

"I'll say it again, I won't solve the case at all, the last case was a coincidence, I saw Zeng Susu's eyes, and pushed back after confirming that he was the murderer, if I do it again, I will definitely not find the murderer."

"But..."

Seeing that Su Yong was still insisting, Guan Shuang said

"Besides, how can there be so many cases in real life, I've lived for almost 20 years, and it's the first time I've encountered a murder case, and even if there is, we can't hide from this kind of thing, and we still rush to find it, isn't that crazy?"

Several of us have the same attitude towards Su Yong's unbelievable ideas, Zhang Kexin continued

"And, if nothing else, what are you calling that detective group? TLH Detective Corps, I still don't understand what it means? ”

"Thelasthope, the last hope, when you encounter difficulties that can't be solved no matter what, we are your last hope."

Hearing Su Yong's explanation of the second middle school, a few of us were speechless again, I suspect that he was poisoned by Japanese anime, and just as the atmosphere was embarrassing again, Han Chen from the next bedroom came.

Seeing Han Chen staggering in, I seemed to see a savior, so I hurriedly beckoned him to sit down, turned on the computer, and said with a smile

"What? Looking for abuse again today? ”

Han Chen said with a sneer

"You're going to have to fight now, and I'm sure I'll win you today."

Han Chen is a very interesting person, not only has a good relationship with his roommates in his dormitory, but also has a good relationship with the six people in our 221 dormitory, plus I, Zhang Kexin, and Han Chen have a common hobby and like to play live football, so he ran to our dormitory when he was fine, and became the seventh person in our dormitory.

Kicking and kicking, Han Chen asked

"Do you have any ideas for the college's orientation party in a week's time? Didn't the instructor tell us to sign up enthusiastically? ”

I said nonchalantly as I expertly tapped the keyboard

"What can I think, I won't know anything, it's good to be an audience then, but..."

I said, glancing at Zhang Kexin

"But I'm going to go up and sing a song."

Zhang Kexin's singing voice is very good, and I specially nicknamed him "Chinese Music Library".

Han Chen nodded and said

"But the new should really be on, but you know what? It seems that the White Lily Repertory Troupe is here, and it has been rehearsing for a few days, and Brother Ting asked us to help. ”

"White Lily Repertory Theatre? What is that? ”