Chapter 7 No Culture, It's Terrible!

Tobacco is too expensive these days, and it is not easy for Long Ye to get some tobacco leaves. There was once a harem that he had newly acquired shook his arm and coquettishly when he rolled cigarettes, and the tobacco leaves were scattered all over the ground, and Long Ye fed this woman to the zombie dog on the spot. Since then, no one dared to disturb Long Ye when he was rolling cigarettes, not even the "dragonfly" who was the master of the four villages.

Long Ye slowly rolled the cigarette roll, lit it and took a deep breath, so beautiful that he rolled his eyes.

The big fat man, nicknamed "Dragonfly", waited so anxiously that he dared to shout: "Master Long, Sister Huo has an accident!" ”

"Nonsense!"

Long Ye glanced at him, and said firmly: "She is a fire phoenix!" If something happens to you, she can't have an accident! ”

"Really, Master Long!" The dragonfly was so anxious that she rubbed her hands and feet: "I searched all the cottages and didn't find her!" ”

"She can't go out for a walk? If she wants to go out for a walk, she has to report to you first?

"Besides, looking at the entire [Great Ruin], who can help her? Do you need to worry? ”

Long Ye sneered, and then looked the dragonfly up and down as if he suddenly realized: "You are so worried about the fire girl......

"I guess I like her, do you?"

"I'm not! I didn't! Dragonfly hurriedly denied it: "Master Long, don't talk nonsense!" ”

"Am I talking nonsense?" Long Ye smiled with a wrinkled face: "Otherwise, I'll ask Sister Huo when she comes back?" ”

"Don't don't, Sister Huo has to roast me!" Dragonfly's big face twitched: "Master Long, you can spare your life!" ”

"You, you......" Long Ye pointed at him and laughed teasingly, and laughed the dragonfly in a hurry.

After the dragonfly left, a sneaky man with a big nose emerged from the bathroom.

"Master Long," the big-nosed man glanced out, and then lowered his voice and said, "It's all been a night, and Ba San'er hasn't come back yet, will there be any accidents?" ”

"No waiting!" Long Ye frowned, and took two puffs of his cigarette fiercely: "Yellow dog, you go to them now!"

"Nope! I'll go with you! ”

"Yes!" The big-nosed man Yellow Dog agreed, and cautiously reminded: "Master Long, let's all go, there are only dragonflies left in the cottage, if you let the [Prophet Base] know......"

"I can't take care of it!" Long Ye threw the cigarette butt: "Let's go and come back quickly, it should be fine!" ”

……

The yellow dog was lying on the ground, really twitching its big nose like a dog, sniffing left and right.

Long Ye followed closely behind him, squinting his old eyes, his brows were tightly locked, and his face was full of wrinkles like a knife.

"Right here!" The yellow dog suddenly raised his head and pointed firmly ahead: "Xia Xianyue is here!" ”

Long Ye was suddenly in high spirits, stared at the muddy old eyes, and saw a few small houses standing in the col in front of him, giving people the feeling of "the mountains and rivers are full of doubts, and the willows and flowers are bright and another village".

The yellow dog pointed to the signboard on the small house and read it word by word: "Water...... Day...... Lu! ”

Mizuri Lu? How does it sound weird...... Long Ye also looked at the signboard on the small house, and saw that the three big characters on the signboard were majestic and beautiful, and after careful identification, Long Ye was angry, and slapped the yellow dog on the head: "Dog's day!" This is called 'Shuichangguan'!

"Water! Proper! Official! It's terrible to be uneducated! You know one of the three words, and you dare to pronounce them! ”

"Yes, yes......" Yellow Dog accompanied a smiling face: "I'm not educated, or Master Long, you know more!" ”

More than 100 years after the end of the world, there is a serious fault line in cultural inheritance, and there are really not many literate people.

Long Ye sighed and said earnestly: "Usually I tell you to read more books, but you always don't listen!"

"Now it's not as good as before, only those who used to have big fists can survive, and now our human race has gained a firm foothold in the last days, and then if the cottage wants to develop, it will need to read more books and be more literate......

"Yellow dog, you can't do this!"

At this moment, a man's voice came faintly: "These three words are read as - water!" Crystal! Palace! ”

The expressions of the dragon master and the yellow dog suddenly became colorful, and the yellow dog cautiously peeked at the dragon master:

How can a person be so shameless?

Old Long Ye's face turned red, and he immediately shouted: "Who is talking!" Pretend to be a ghost! Get out of here! ”

The yellow dog hurriedly stood with Long Ye back to his back, looking around nervously, and at the same time his big nose twitched desperately.

You must know that the yellow dog's sense of smell is better than a dog's nose, but he doesn't smell anyone else's scent at all.

Even with the most powerful dragon master in the cottage at his back, Yellow Dog's heart was panicked.

Suddenly, a cold snort came from their minds, it was like a thunderbolt, "boom" and their heads buzzed, and by the time they came to their senses, they were already kneeling in front of the Crystal Palace!

Long Ye and Yellow Dog subconsciously wanted to get up, but suddenly felt as if a mountain was pressing on their heads!

The great force that was so terrifying that they desperate was violently pressed down from top to bottom, so that Long Ye and Yellow Dog fell to the ground involuntarily, and their faces were buried in the soil! They quickly closed their eyes but couldn't avoid the dust getting into their nostrils, the suffocation and the desire to survive made them desperately want to raise their heads, but they were crushed by the great force and the neck bones "clicked", as if they were about to break!

Suddenly, the downward pressure of the great power slowed down, and they could barely raise their heads.

Coughing violently, spitting desperately, Long Ye and Yellow Dog were tortured to the point of snot and tears.

At this moment, a pair of small feet of a woman wearing black shoes and white socks appeared in their narrow field of vision.

The strange thing is that these round black shoes have ten large holes, and the white socks with moire are spotless.

Long Ye and Yellow Dog have never seen such a style of shoes and socks, so this woman must be from outside the big market!

"Spare your life, big guy!" The yellow dog cried without hesitation and slammed his head on the ground like a kowtow worm.

Long Ye glanced at the yellow dog viciously, and said calmly: "Misunderstanding! We are not enemies! ”

"No, you are!" Although the woman's voice is charming and sweet, it seems to be a ghost crying in the ears of Long Ye and the yellow dog, they rub their necks in disbelief and tilt their heads to look up, the black and white loose robe can't hide the woman's good figure with plump breasts and fat buttocks.

"Summer ...... String...... Moon ......" Long Ye and the yellow dog called out the woman's name with a dry throat.

A ball was tied on the top of her head with her jet-black hair, which highlighted her delicate and bright facial features......