Chapter 603 Weekend Special Qi Shun Si Zheng Biography 5 It's really uncomfortable in the coffin

At three o'clock in the morning of the next day, in the auditorium of the lobby of the most upscale Gallolong Hotel in Ningcheng, the scene of Qi Xunsi's funeral, there were no reporters, only the old people and acquaintances, and the reporters were blocked outside the door, and the people of the three major families quietly entered the venue one after another from the side door.

After more than 4 hours, at 7 o'clock, Qi Shunji's funeral began.

The leader of the queue was Xia Cijia, there was a row of people standing behind him, no one spoke, everyone just lined up and bowed deeply in turn, offering white flowers, and black and white photos were pasted on a photo frame. There were no more tears in the eyes of those who had been helped by Qi Shunsi, and the tears had long since dried up, leaving only red and purple circles under their eyes.

It was 12 o'clock in the afternoon, and when the ancient bell struck the 12th, "Touch! A thud came from the luxurious black ebony coffin.

Xia Cijia immediately turned his head to look at the coffin in shock and confusion: "What sound seems to have come from inside just now?" Maybe I heard it wrong, alas, people can't be resurrected from death, what am I thinking? He couldn't help but muttered to himself silently.

"Bump! Touch! Touch! ......" there was a constant knocking sound in the coffin again.

Xia Cijia turned his head to look at the black coffin again in surprise, this time, even Xu Wei and Yang Lao beside him heard it, and everyone's eyes were focused on the coffin.

"Bump! Touch! Touch! ......" The sound of knocking from inside the coffin was still continuous.

Lin Shiyue was a little scared in her heart, grabbed Lin Xieshen's arm tightly, and said nervously: "Dad, listen, there is a voice in the coffin!" Lin Xieshen and Lin Jiangqi were also extremely shocked, staring closely at the solid coffin that was beginning to shake a little.

"Bump! Touch! Touch! "The noise in the coffin is getting louder and louder. Everyone was nervous and at a loss.

"! Xia Cijia, you bastard! How dare you throw Lao Tzu into the coffin? Let's get out of the way! I'm going to suffocate! Help me! There was a sound of ghosts crying and wolf howling from the coffin.

Zhengziyang, who was closest to the coffin, was shocked, and hurriedly looked at his son with an inquiring eye. Zheng Zhirui was also incredible, looking at his father with the eyes of "I heard it too".

"Hey! Why are you still stunned? Open it for me! I don't know, I'm going to suffocate? The coffin kept screaming.

Li Xinyan listened to Hua Rong and nervously hid behind Xu Wei and shouted, "Could it be a corpse?" ”

Xia Cijia walked quickly to the coffin two steps, stood there and shouted towards the coffin: "Qi...... Even...... Qi Shunji? Is that you? ”

"Isn't that who am I? Open it, you're going to suffocate me! Qi Shunji shouted in the coffin.

"Ah...... Oooh oh. Xia Cijia hurriedly rushed forward, hurriedly opened the lock of the coffin, lifted the lid of the coffin, and immediately saw the astonishing scene in his eyes, only to see Qi Xunsi impatiently stood up from the coffin and said, complaining loudly at Xia Cijia: "Really, bad luck, bad luck is dead!" You actually threw me into the coffin, didn't you curse me? ”

Xia Cijia hadn't reacted at this time, and looked up at the lively Qi Xunsi and asked in a daze, "Are you...... You...... Are you a human or a ghost? ”

Qi Xunsi frowned angrily, looked at Xia Cijia and shouted, "What the hell dares to come out at noon!" Why are you so speechless? I told you that I was an immortal, and you still think I am really dead? ”

Then Qi Xunsi ignored the stunned eyes of the people in the venue, jumped out of the coffin, and said loudly to everyone: "Hey, why are you still watching, I'm alive, okay?" ”

Li Xinyan looked at Qi Xunsi and stammered, "You...... Lived? Dead? ”

Qi Xunsi replied disappreciatively to Li Xinyan: "Otherwise? ”

Lin Jiangqi also looked at Qi Xunsi who walked in front of him with glowing eyes and asked, "How did you survive?" ”、

Qi Xunsi couldn't resist his eyes, so he had to cough a few times and said: "Ahem, well, you don't understand it, this is the secret technique of my sect, you ordinary people will not accept it, and it is impossible for you ordinary people to spy on the mysteries, anyway, if I say it, you won't believe it." ”

Qi Xunsi put his hands behind his back, secretly tore a small note and shredded it, and he could vaguely see a line of small words on it: Qi Xunsi, a fake death practitioner, set up this paper in the first year.

"I learned a few tricks from the undead back then, but I didn't expect to use it today, hey...... Otherwise, I almost hung up, I really didn't expect it, tsk. Qi Xunsi thought secretly in his heart. Feign Death...... Hiding from the sky and the sea, he can actually deceive the guy from the king of Yama, hmph, it's still quite effective. ”

The underworld, the palace of the king of Hades, sitting on the hall, the king of Yama is sipping tea. "Report!" This sudden sound frightened the king of Hades shuddered, looked at the hall with some annoyance and asked, "What's the matter?" ”

Judge Cui held the life and death book in his hand and said, "King Qiyu, there is a little problem here. Then he pointed to the book of life and death.

"Hmm...... Questions? Can make you so panicked...... It's not just a small problem, is it? Hades glared at Judge Cui and said.

Judge Cui wiped his sweat, this is really not a small problem. "Hmm...... He...... He...... He...... He ...... "choked on Lord Yama and didn't even say four "he". At this time, Judge Cui was also pale: "King, what can I do about this?" If his apprentice dies to us, the old guy will definitely overturn this! ”

"No, there's a loophole here." It was still Lord Yama who was careful, listening to Judge Cui's words, and pondered with a wisp of beard: "Wait for me to take a look....."

After a long time, Lord Yan suddenly burst out laughing, which made Cui Fujun at a loss for a while. "Hahahaha! I thought it was something, but I understood, it's okay, it's just a fake death. ”

"Fake?" Judge Cui said suspiciously.

"That's right, I guess I learned it from the undead, I almost fooled me, it's okay, as long as it's not really dead, it's okay if it's not really dead." Lord Yama said slowly with some fear.

"Undead? Oh, I understand, hehe, this kid, it's really a shame that he figured it out, he used fake death. Judge Cui also began to say with a sigh of relief.

"That's right, okay, it's okay, you can go, continue to busy your work, well, I have to make another pot of tea......" Lord Yama put his heart down again and said leisurely.

"By the way, the king, that person still has a small request, I hope the king will agree." Judge Cui said and handed a note to Lord Yama's case.

"I thought it was a big deal, yes, yes, you can do it, remember to prepare a case at Lord Chenghuang's place." Lord Yan glanced at the contents of the note, and waved his hand at Judge Cui in agreement.

"Hades, thank you for not pursuing this matter." Qi Xunsi said secretly in his heart, and then waved his long sleeves, and explained the funeral to the media, how to explain it to the media, and threw all the problems to Xia Cijia's side, and now Xia Cijia was really busy.

"Well, the twin jade took it back, the twin souls were happily reincarnated, and they tried a fake death technique, it was really a triple win, we had to celebrate it for a while, and it was good to have a celebration banquet or something......." Qi Xunsi's gluttony came out again.

But what he didn't expect was that after finishing all this, Wuju was swept into another matter before it could open........

(End of chapter)