Shu Yi felt that he was too charming, so he simply killed two players like drinking water, which made this girl like him so much, and even said something like "I love you".

Eh, this person is so handsome, the pressure is great.

He was so troubled why he was so handsome.

Why is he so easy to attract girls?

Hey, he's so annoying.

He was under pressure that he shouldn't have been under at his age.

He... It's still a child!

...

"Baba Oni-chan, they have 98K here, come here." After picking up Yuetsuko Hanazawa, she didn't even fight blood, so she ran directly to lick the bag.

Shu Yi asked him why, and she said: "Because this is the first time she licks the bag, she has to try it quickly, so as not to be beaten to death and have no chance to lick it." ”

Authentic.

"Here you go." Shu Yi smiled: "98K is good for you to play." ”

Shu Yi could hear the longing for 98K in Hanazawa Yueeko's tone.

"Eh, is Ernie really willing to give me 98K? Don't you like playing with sniper rifles? Etsuko Hanazawa was pleasantly surprised.

"Sniper rifles, I definitely like to play.

But, since Hanazawa-chan wants to play, then it's definitely for you, I'm fine, I can kill people with a rifle. Shu Yi smiled generously.

"Baba Oni-chan, I love you!" Etsuko Hanazawa was as happy as two dogs.

"Ahem, no thanks, no thanks, it's right to make girls happy." Shu Yi waved his hand.

"Baba Oni-chan, you're such a gentleman." Etsuko Hanazawa said with a smile.

Shu Yi felt that Hanazawa Yueyueko was scolding him.

God's special gentleman!

He is obviously a warm man who cares about girls.

With such a cherished piece of equipment as 98k, he gave it to Etsuko Hanazawa without even looking at it.

Isn't this a warm man?

Hey, there aren't many men as good as him.

Shu Yi picked up the 98K in the other player's hand and thought so.

...

After resupplying their equipment, the two of them moved on.

Seeing that the safe zone was still shrinking, Shu Yi couldn't figure out where the next poison circle would be, so he took Hanazawa Yueyuezi to find a small room and quietly hid in it.

It was quiet in the small room.

Hanazawa Yueeko couldn't stand such a quiet environment, she thought for a while and said to Shu Yi: "Baba Oni-chan, are you teaching me some Chinese?" ”

"Okay." Shu Yi pondered for a moment and said slowly: "Good brother." ”

"Huh?" After thinking about Shu Yi's words in her mind, Hanazawa Yueyuezi said, "Good pot, good pot." ”

"No, no, no, it's my brother, read it with me, brother, it's not a pot."

"Okay, I see, good cluck, good cluck."

"Nonono, it's my brother, not Giggle."

Shu Yi always felt that this name was a bit weird.

It feels like a chick is crowing...

"Oh! This time I learned! Good giggles! ”

"Then it's okay, let's go..."Shu Yi felt that the last time I love you, she could learn, it should be that she suddenly opened her mind.

"Ernie sauce, what do you mean by good giggles?" Etsuko Hanazawa asked.

"That's what my brother meant." Shu Yi said.

"Oh, that's what Ernie Sauce means."

"Yes."

The two fell silent again.

Suddenly—

As if she had gone crazy, Etsuko Hanazawa put away her weapon and controlled the character to punch wildly.

What is this doing?

Is this intended to shatter the air here and suffocate people?

"Okay, look at me, look at me." Etsuko Hanazawa shouted as she punched.

"What are you doing here?" Shu Yi was puzzled.

This young lady is—she's gone crazy.

It's a bit of a serious illness.

"I'm Bruce Lee, oh, good giggles, you see my punch doesn't look like your Chinese fasting." Etsuko Hanazawa smiled happily.

"It's Chinese Kung Fu, not an empty stomach." Shu Yi corrected.

"En, fasting, Chinese fasting."

Shu Yi now feels that he has become a Buddha.

I can't help it.

I can't teach it!

"Okay, what do you think of my punch?"

"It's good." Shu Yi nodded: "There are 82 points of strength from Bruce Lee, and I will score 666 points for the remaining 18 points." ”

"Eh, good giggles, is it true that you Chinese are fasting?" Etsuko Hanazawa suddenly asked.

Shu Yi didn't speak, and picked up a wide and loose can next to the table that had been drunk.

"See this can?" Shu Yi motioned for Yueko Hanazawa to look over.

"See."

Shu Yi smiled: "I'll show you what real Chinese kung fu is." ”

Brush –

Shu Yi stretched out a finger and inserted it directly, and the can was poked out of a small hole in an instant under his huge force.

Practicing gymnastics is not practiced in vain, Shu Yi's strength is much greater than before, although he can't become a superman, but he can still do it by poking a can.

"Oh! That's amazing, isn't it? Etsuko Hanazawa's eyes straightened.

It may not be possible to flatten the can, but it takes a lot of effort to poke a hole in the can.

This is definitely the real Chinese fasting!

"Okay, this is the legendary Chinese fasting?!"

"As you can see, exactly." Shu Yi's expression was calm, not sad or happy, and he looked like a master outside the world.

Not in a hurry, he said slowly: "In the past 5,000 years in China, there are countless capable people, and there are foreign masters who have practiced kung fu to the extreme and can open the mountain with one punch, and they are the strongest combat effectiveness in the world except for hot weapons."

In addition, there are also those who learn qigong masters, they can do flying flowers and picking leaves to hurt people in the air, and they can also do it without touching others and knocking people away, such as some people who learn tai chi, their fighting cattle across the mountain is very powerful. ”

"Wow!" As if he really believed it, the little fool of Hanazawa Yueyuezi exclaimed: "Okay, you still have such a person in Huaxia!" That's amazing, isn't it? ”

"Low-key and low-key, don't reveal this kind of thing, I'll just tell you." Shu Yi nodded calmly, "This is the secret of our Huaxia supernatural ability, and if it is leaked, it will cause a lot of trouble. ”

"I understand." Hanazawa Yueeko immediately nodded, "I definitely won't tell anyone about this, I will definitely keep it a secret for you." ”

"By the way, okay, are you also a Huaxia supernatural ability?"

Shu Yi looked at her and shook his head, "No, I'm not." ”

"Huh? Okay, aren't you so good? ”

"It's not." Shu Yi continued to shake his head.

"Oh! I know! Are you better than them? Hanazawa Yueeko suddenly realized.

"Yes, I'm a better one than them." Shu Yi said with a smile.

"And what are you?" Etsuko Hanazawa was curious.

After coming into contact with this little brother, she felt that she had opened the door to a new world.

"I..." Shu Yi stretched out his voice, but he didn't say it, which made Hanazawa Yuetsuko even more curious.

Under her longing eyes, Shu Yi said: "I am a god, a hundred grades better than them, because... I made it all up, so they're not as good as me. ”