Tang Laguo. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

As the leader of the East Road Uncle, the director of the Yuguo School Park is conscientious, yes, he is very responsible. But the director left his girlfriend aside.

Lucia once had the title of the first beauty in the Kingdom of Hua Lanxi. As a person is middle-aged, Lucia cares more about her appearance. This is a common problem for almost all women. Who doesn't want to be beautiful, crowned and crowned.

But time is like a ruthless knife, which not only shortens the man's rolling pin, but also carves a lot of troubles for women.

"Where did that old bad guy go!" Lucia furious. She searched all over the fish pot school, but she didn't find the director.

Zhende watched her master sulk and suddenly felt refreshed. "That's great! I was so happy looking at the sulking Master. The princess of the silver crown said in her heart.

"What are you laughing at? Lucia turned her head and saw Zhende, who was smiling brightly.

"Oh, I'm not smiling, really. That's your delusion. "Zhende points to heaven as proof. Whoever believes in it is a puppy, anyway, he is so chaste that he doesn't believe it.

"Did you see him?" asked Lucia, in the mood to give it a try.

"Which one?" asked Jane knowingly.

"Zhende!" Lucia said unpleasantly. To her, the princess of the silver crown is just a little girl, a little girl who doesn't grow up.

What Lucia didn't know was that there was a dangerous glint under the purple eyes of the silver-crowned princess. No matter how close and trustworthy the person is, even if it is a master who is in love with his mother, he can give it up.

Lucia was irritable and didn't notice the subtle changes in her students.

"Master, you said that a man's (silenced) bais can make a girl happy. Isn't it possible that you won't be able to live without it?"

“——”

Lucia was speechless and glanced at Zhende, her student. "What do you want to say, Zhende. ”

"I don't want to say anything, I see that the master is very bored, and he urgently needs a man's rolling pin. I was very compassionate and posted a heroic post, and a lot of fresh meat was invited. Master, look. ”

With a flick of her right palm, the door opened.

And outside the door stood a group of small fresh meat. They......

Can't describe it in words.

To put it simply, it was a group of strong men. It was all bought with a lot of money and dedicated to her master. "I prepared a lot of green hats for the director of the fish pot school. Zhende sighed.

"Imperial Maiden, you are too bad. Zhende's swordsman complained calmly.

"Oh my God, you woman with no eyes. Where is my fault, not only am I beautiful, but my soul is also beautiful. My master is not happy and misses the man's rolling pin. I spent a lot of money to attract a group of little fresh meat, just to make Master laugh. This kind of filial piety, Master, do you want to cry when you are moved? It's okay, cry, I haven't prepared a hand towel for you. ”

“——”

Lucia had no idea what Jonde was talking about or what she wanted to do.

"Lord Lucia, for the sake of the princess's filial piety, you should accept this fresh meat. Leave them out of the door, the effect is not good. You know, when the weather gets colder, the man's rolling pin will do the same. Jianshi took the opportunity to say.

"When you sing and harmonize, how long will you have to make trouble?"

Lucia raised her hand and exhaled, and a cold wind swirled open and closed the door. Leaving dozens of fresh meat with confused faces. Their way of life is very simple, when someone pays money, they laugh, and the brain-dead make money, but they don't do it.

"Master, I'm so sad. "Zhen is sad. "What do you have to do with me? Why don't you take them? ”

"Zhende. Lucia sat down, staring at her female apprentice.

"I'm still a (muffled) woman. "Zhen De said well-behaved.

“——”

Lucia was speechless again. The heart said, the old lady used to be too! Zhen made this little girl's head bad?

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Yue Jing Butiao Mountain.

"This dog can't eat ......"

A kilao spews out a cloud of dog hair.

"As I said, my meat is not tasty. You don't believe it. The whistling dog said displeased. "If you don't listen to the old dog, you will suffer in front of you. The whistling dog barked. "You're dead!"

"Nani, am I not alive. Ji Lao panicked.

Mom, it's terrible, alien dogs can speak human language. Ji Lao did not believe in evil, because he was still standing.

"If I count to three, you'll fall. The whistling dog said again. "One, two......" Before the third arrived, Ji Lao on the opposite side spurted blood foam, and he was dying.

Bird Booth and Dog Basky stood together, and at this time, Dog Basky said, "Howling Dog, come back quickly!"

The howling dog said, "Go back, why do you want to go back, you two old dogs, what can you bring me?" Because Tai Er is really here!

Ji Zha's three sons and the master of Bai Heniang are here.

Taier Zhenren is the real owner of the howling dog.

With a wave of his hand, Taier's eyes opened slightly, brushed, and two virtual lightning burst out. and the titanium alloy dog-eye beam released by the collided with each other,cancel each other。

"What's the matter with this old man?" wondered.

"That's a pseudo-girl!" Madoka said solemnly. "He's not only a pseudo-girl, but also a very two!" Madoka added.

"Fellow Daoists, don't come unharmed. Tai Er Zhenren snorted. I asked the elders who were present. Taier Zhenren is a big man in the pseudo-Niang world, and the power behind him is not trivial.

"Layman, meet again. Tai Er Zhenren looked at Hua Rong and thought.

A long time ago, Hua Rongxiang used the name of Taiji layman to walk in the old world and create an immortal foundation. When we met again, there were no Taiji monks here, and some were just thinking about flowers.

"It's a real person. Hua Rong wanted to laugh.

"Master Frog. Tai Er Zhenren said again. "The poor road has started. ”

"Why aren't you dead yet? The Venerable Frog wondered. "Go, go, you get out of here. Every time I see you, I get out of luck. I'm afraid this time will be no different. ”

Taier Zhenren sighed and said, "Fellow Daoist, you misunderstood me. Back then, when I entered the master's door, I originally received Taiyi's identity card, but my old disrespectful master said that Taier still read it catchy......"

"So you became a real person?" asked the Venerable Frog.

"Yes, yes. Tai Er Zhenren said casually. He didn't hate the name.

Who didn't pass the second year of secondary school when they were young!

Secondary 2 is not terrible, what is terrible is that from childhood to old has been secondary 2.

Tai Erzhen said: "Sage Bugaoji, General Bufu, you are also there." ”

Bugoki Jiutusky said: "Taier, what kind of place are you going to be Yue Jing Butiao Mountain, you can come if you want?"

General Bofu Jiugan also said: "The Pure Land of the old man does not allow the hypocrite to be presumptuous. Tai Er Zhenren, let's go. You are not welcome here. ”

Brush brush! Tai Er real person waved the dust, with a displeased face. "Ridiculous! When did Yue Jing Butiao Mountain become a paradise for the elders! Master Miao Frog, your masterpiece "Mountains and Seas Shuyi Zhi", most of the famous rivers and mountains recorded in it do not match reality. Especially Yue Jing Butiao Mountain, through your hands, it has become the pure land of the elders!"

"Real person, do you want to tear it up!" The Venerable Frog was also furious. Standing up, the Venerable Master held a knife to rob the cow, and the Venerable Master stood on the flower platform. "Taier Zhenren, I know your intention, come out, the fisherman is a real person, and the Yunzongzi is a real person!"

"Hahaha, I really can't hide it from the Master. "The auspicious clouds are surging, the fairy music is melodious, and the cloud dumplings in the pseudo-Niang world have appeared. Yun Zongzi is nine feet long, has a white face and no beard, and is very smart. "Master Miao Frog, I have inquired about it. The real person made a gesture, and then floated to the Taier real person, standing on his right side.

"It's too late, it shouldn't be. "The purple mist is thick, the auspicious mist is soaring, and there is a real person walking to the west, but it is a real fisherman. "Master Miao Frog, Taiji layman, Hugh blames the poor Dao. ”

The wind is blowing, and it rolls up the ground. What a gust of evil wind! He saw the yellow snake real person coming with anger, "The fisherman is a real person, Yun Zongzi is a real person, you are calculating the poor way!"

Isn't that my enemy Tai Er Zhenren! The Yellow Snake Zhenren glanced at Tai Er Zhenren at a glance, and he wilted.

Tai Er Zhenren's face changed, but it was not good to attack in front of the fisherman and Yun Zongzi. After all, they are all brothers in the same school, and they can't let outsiders see jokes.

Yellow Snake Zhenren and Taier Zhenren were once Taoist couples, but Yellow Snake Zhenren came out // Railed first, and the two real people became hateful because of love...... has become an enemy who wants to tear up when they meet.

Taier, Yellow Snake, Fisherman, Yun Zongzi, several giants in the pseudo-Niang world are here!

Master Miao Frog, Hua Rongxiang, Sage Bugaoji, General Bufu and others became the backbone of Qunji. "Taier, fisherman, Yun Zongzi, you are prepared. I'm afraid that I will covet Yue Jing Butiao Mountain for a long time, so I just have to make a move, take Yue Jing Butiao Mountain by thunderous means, and include it in the territory of the pseudo-Niang world. The Sage of Bugoki shouted.

"Taier Zhenren, I have long known that you are not bad and kind. This time, bring your brothers and sisters with you, and the purpose is clear. Hmph, after all, you still have to tear the dough. General Bouv Winegan snorted.

The whistling dog stood in front of the Taier real person, and the person stood up, and the dog's mouth spewed wildly, "Ji Lao, you are dying without knowing it. I am a person in the pseudo-Niang world, I have been planning for many years, and I have endured for many years, and I will let you live in Yue Jing Butiao Mountain for the time being. It's good for you to be embarrassed, and you won't leave in Yue Jingbu Tiao Mountain. How can there be such a good thing!"

The fisherman squinted at the whistling dog and said, "This guy followed the second junior brother and learned the insidiousness of the junior brother. Hey, like gathers like, like gathers like! What are they? ”

Where is the Howling Dog, where is the Poor Howling Dog! The fisherman was surprised. He handed over the Howling Dog to his beloved Sheep Sword, in fact, to spy on him.

Seeing the whistling dog in front of him, the fisherman felt very uncomfortable. "What about the Howling Sky Dog, why hasn't the Poor Dao's Howling Sky Dog come out yet, if it is by the side of the Poor Dao, how can the Howling Dog keep barking?"

The whistling dog hugged its two front legs in front of him and continued to spray: "Guys, let's make a face, okay? Yue Jing Butiao Mountain has been part of the pseudo-Niang world since ancient times!"

As soon as it said this, all the elders present were silent.

And several giants snickered in their hearts. , Howling Dog says what real people want to say but are embarrassed to say.

"Master Frog, you have gone too far!" roared the whistling dog. It wanted to shout, "Master Miao Frog, you are the most shameless!", but it still held back, in case it hurt itself in the process of tearing between the pseudo-mother and Ji Lao. The whistling dog still cherishes his dog's life.

"Go to Nima's "Mountains and Seas Shuyi Zhi", the Venerable Master, you are imaginative, without evidence, in the book it is written that Yue Jing Butiao Mountain is the pure land of the old people, come to this mountain, the old people can be calm, quietly gao Ji! I can also write a book, the name is "That Mountain, That Dog, That Pseudo-Niang", in the book it is written that Yue Jing Butiao Mountain is suitable for dogs and pseudo-Niang to live, since ancient times, the first three hundred years will not change, the next three hundred years will not change!"

The fisherman real person, the Taier real person, and the Yun Zongzi real person always feel that something is weird, and there seems to be nothing wrong.

Only Tai Er's true heart said: "It's suitable for dogs and pseudo-mothers to live, what's going on? It feels so awkward? The howling dog has been with Tai Er Senior Brother for a long time, and his skill in pointing out deer as a horse is good, which is gratifying." Ah, when will Taiji forgive me. ”

The old sage, the general and the others listened to the roaring dog over there, and they were all so angry that their big muscles ached, and Bugoki Jiuhusky couldn't help but say: "Taier Zhenren, take care of your dog." It's too uneducated, is it because of the master's instructions, or does it mean that if there is a dog, there must be a master?"

General Bufu Jiugan took over the conversation, and his tone was stern, "Only the pseudo-mother and the dog are not allowed to step into Yue Jing Butiao Mountain!"

Yun Zongzi real person holds the magic weapon in his right hand, and the treasure of the real person is shaped like a zongzi, with pearls and shine. "General Bouff, what do you mean by that? You actually put dogs on a par with our senior brothers, damn it!"

The fisherman is humane: "Howling dog, shut up!"

Vanni Barking Dog was startled. Tilting his head and asking for the opinion of Tai Er Zhenren, Tai Er Zhenren's face was like frost and ignored the howling dog. "I see!" the whistling dog suddenly realized. "The master is asking me to continue to spray those pseudo-mothers, the more powerful the spray, the better. Those who know me, only the master is also. ”

There is a way for a priest to die for a confidant! Don't want to be moved by a whistling dog. It ignores the real fisherman, and the heart, Birdbooth is right, we won't take the dog easily. "Pseudo-girls, relying on the number of you, how dare you bully the people of my pseudo-girl's world. If you really want to tear the comparison, you don't necessarily know who wins and who loses!"

"You, come here. Hua Rong wanted to reach forward with his right hand, and suddenly there was a strong force grabbing the and pulling it back. "Pseudo-wives have whistling dogs, and I have!" Hua Rong thought secretly. Xiaohong's,Borrow it.,Although I have a Jiba.,But its head is not very good.。 Daji Lao Huarong glanced at his own contract beast, and looked confused.

"Aha, what is the master doing with me?" said Jiba Mengmeng. "Master, I'm going to eat the whistling dog to relieve your anger? Ji Ba Zhen said.

"Jiba, you can be quiet. The beast of the unsubscribed said.

"Fake!"

"Bichi!"

"A few handfuls!"

The Hair Squid, the Bichi Beast, and the Ji Ba Beast shouted at the same time. They all glared at the beast of disobedience, and wondered, why is this guy so calm, he wants to tear it up with everyone, and kill the howling dog in minutes, it is a side.

Hua Rongxiang had already taken the camera in his hand, "What are you always doing with me?" asked Mr. Birdbooth.

"What do you say,. Hua Rong wanted to ask rhetorically.

"Let me sell cute?" said again.

“——”

Hua Rong wanted to be silent.

Grass, why don't you die. The super big guy in the old world said.

Hua Rong wanted to raise her head and gaze affectionately at the Venerable Frog. "Little frog, is it still possible between us? Have you changed your mind?" Hua Rong thought to herself.

"Hey, I got Aunt Xue's knife for the little frog, and I don't know how to give it to him......" Hua Rong wanted to say to herself.

Aunt Xue's knife is already Hua Rongxiang's possession. When he was still a Taiji layman, he had already obtained the Xue Auntie Knife, but he didn't have the opportunity to hand it over to the Venerable Master Miao Frog. (To be continued.) )