In front of an apartment.

The courtesy car stopped.

"Buddy, come down, we're downstairs for you. ”

“**￥#@♀￥@♂%￥#&@♂￥@♀⊿*****”

"yes, I see, brother, awesome, nice work~ But you can speed up, you know what I'm talking about~ We'll wait for you. ”

Barney hung up the phone, his face was happy, and he nodded again and again: "This is my brother, life is endless, sports are not stopped, tonight must be a legen, wait for it, dary, legendary, legendary night!"

"That voice?"

Howard's mouth opened wide, he couldn't believe that he was still rushing to work after making an appointment, making others wait, this kind of person is too much, too enviable......

Three minutes later.

A young and beautiful figure walked out of the apartment with a backpack on his back, saw Barney whistling at her in the courtesy car, his eyes lit up, he returned a sweet smile, walked to the front of the car, stretched out his hand, Barney took out a business card from his pocket and handed it to her, and said in a low voice: "Contact me at any time, daddy is home~"

"Wow!"

Howard's mouth is almost closed, what's wrong with this world, when has it been so easy to pick up girls?

"Owen, do you see it?

Barney smirked at Owen.

"Huh. ”

After seeing the impressive young girl just now, combined with Barney's previous words, Owen had already guessed who they were going to meet, and kindly reminded: "Barney, be careful, don't fake dad become a real dad in prison." ”

"What do you mean?"

Barney was stunned for a moment, then reacted, shook his head and said, "No, it's impossible, she must be an adult!"

"Are you sure?"

Owen asked rhetorically.

“shit！”

Barney thought about it carefully, and with his experience playing with flowers, he really found a lot of traces of the girl's immaturity, and couldn't help but hammer his leg hard.

He has done countless things to commit crimes because of pickling girls, but they are all in his home base of New York, where he has strong connections and can easily settle these 'little troubles'.

But now they are on the other side of the United States, with a barrier of more than 4,000 kilometers, and his connections have been greatly reduced, and it would be unlucky if he accidentally folded here.

He didn't want to go to the prison to pick up soap, and if he got used to it, how could he fight alongside his brother James when he came back?

Just like husband and wife complement each other's personalities to be more harmonious, a straight man of steel and a gay are the best pickle girl partners, and the two assist each other, often invincible.

But if the two have the same goal, competition will inevitably occur, and one side will always lose, and he doesn't want his brother James to be sad.

"That's right, that's how confident my Barney Stinson ......"

Barney squeezed his eyes in the mirror in mind.

"I'm sorry I'm late. ”

After a while, a middle-aged man in a T-shirt and a little sloppy denim on the bottom came over and greeted Barney through the car window, "Hank Moody." ”

Barney Stinson. ”

Barney pushed the car door and let Hank get into the car, looking at Hank's bruised left eye, the old driver's super associative power made him immediately understand what was going on.

"Awesome, Hank, you're having a good time~"

"Haha. ”

Hank was stunned for a moment, and then laughed and said, "To be honest, I didn't expect this, when I was smashed by her two punches in the head, I was really smashed."

You know, she's a big fan of my books, and I didn't think it would be so wild, but I have to say that this feeling is quite fresh and peculiar. ”

"What are they talking about?"

Howard, who has crooked 'superpowers', couldn't understand the conversation between Hank and Barney, and quietly asked Owen, which really limited his imagination......

“awesome～”

Barney laughed as he made eye contact with Owen.

"I'm going to give this girl a try. ”

"You have a tendency to shake. ”

"In my Barney Stinson dictionary, there's nothing that doesn't work!"

"Would you even like to pick up soap?"

"Life is precious, but freedom is even more valuable. If it is a posture, orange blossoms can also be thrown. ”

Hank's description once again piqued Barney's curiosity and made him want to fly, he had a list of challenges that could be added to the list at any time, and it was clear that he had just added one.

Inside a luxury bar.

"Have you seen Howard?"

Barney didn't forget the task of helping Howard integrate into their world tonight, and took Howard around the bar, observing all kinds of beauties, and finding that there were good ones, he walked behind them, patted them on the shoulder, and left a word, and Howard, who was a little nervous.

This is a routine he has mastered!

But it's a pity that most of the beauties here are almost models with tall figures, Howard's congenital hardware is not good, and his temperament is too obscene and the software is not easy to use.

"Forget it, not everyone is a teddy bear. ”

Owen sat at the bar, amusing a beautiful girl who came to Hollywood to chase her dreams, and couldn't help but remind Barney when he saw that Barney's face was very unsightly because of Howard's failures again and again.

"Are you challenging me?"

Barney, who was still depressed just now, looked at Owen with a raised look in his eyes, and looked at Owen energetically: "Okay, accept the challenge, I must make Howard a qualified predator tonight!"

If I succeed, I want your belt and crown!"

"Are you still thinking about this?"

Owen was speechless.

"Belts and crowns?"

The beautiful girl next to Owen exclaimed with burning eyes: "Owen, are you the king of a country on the other side of the ocean?"

“n......”

“yes！”

"Linda, Maggie, come here, there's a king. ”

“oh，my，god！”

Before Owen could say anything negative, Barney preemptively affirmed it, followed by the exclamation of the beautiful girl.

After Barney secretly made an assist gesture, looking at the three dream-chasing girls who were so cruel that they didn't have any brains, Owen didn't bother to explain, so he simply pretended to be the king of the country and began to play the real king game.

In fact, with his wealth, it is not impossible to be a little king in the poorest places, and therefore it is not a complete deception to them.

And at this time, with the blessing of the king's identity, the same generous shot as the king, and the rich experience of walking out of the kidney for so many years, Owen soon explained to Howard and took the dream chasing girls to chase their dreams together......

"I'm sorry, I've failed again. ”

Howard hung his head and was ready to back down, even with the thickness of his cheeks, after dozens of consecutive defeats, he completely lost confidence.

"No!"

Barney screamed.

The belt and crown are what he lost to Owen, he dreamed of winning it back, on his own, he would never be able to win against Owen who fought in a team at every turn, and now that he finally has this opportunity, he must not fail.