"The population of Heavenly Court has skyrocketed, so distressed, the Jade Emperor ordered me to find a way to solve it, but the immortal fetus can't fight, I can't stop these guys from having sex, alas. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

As soon as it was refreshed, it was such a hot content, and Xu Feng burst out laughing.

Then continue to read, Xu Feng found that he could actually see the comments under this state, it stands to reason that only mutual friends should be able to see the comments, but thinking that the APP said by the system has mutated, Xu Feng is not surprised, only to see the following comments wonderful and abnormal:

Bull Demon King: Old Yue, I sympathize with you, but I must drink my daughter's full moon wine next month.

Yue Lao replied to the Bull Demon King: Old Cow! You're too much, how many daughters have you given birth to, can't you stop with Princess Iron Fan for a while?

Princess Iron Fan replied to Yue Lao: Yue Lao'er, what do you mean by this? The old lady loves to give birth, do you care?

Yue Lao replied to Princess Iron Fan: Princess, support Lao Er's work, this heavenly court is about to be unable to support so many people, the Jade Emperor orders me to find a way every day, but you are unrestrained one by one, alas.

Princess Iron Fan replied to Yue Lao: That's your business, I don't care, giving birth to a child is just a byproduct, there is a way for you to invent a way to enjoy the love of clouds and rain without getting pregnant, or don't beep.

Marshal Tianpeng: I miss my old pig, I am still single, alas, who will save me from the sea of suffering, Yue Lao, you can help me and Fairy Chang'e to pull the red line, if you succeed, my old pig will have a good reward.

Yue Lao replied to Tianpeng: Tianpeng, you are dead of this heart, this is the 7843rd time you have come to me, I told you a long time ago, you and Fairy Chang'e are inseparable, why are you so persistent?

Tianpeng replied to the old moon: ask what is the situation in the world, and teach people to promise life and death.

Fairy Chang'e replied to Tianpeng: Tianpeng, you are a good person, but we are really not suitable.

Tianpeng replied to Fairy Chang'e: Fairy, my old pig will always be waiting for you, I want to impress you with my true feelings!

Sun Wukong replied: Idiot, you entered my Buddhism, but you still think about women? It's really dead!

Lu Dongbin replied: Yue Lao, I support you.

He Xiangu replied: Dongbin, when will you accept me? Are you still thinking about that peony fairy?

Erlang God replied: Support the control of the population, everyone should be modest, and do not put the heavenly realm in danger for the sake of temporary pleasure.

The roaring dog replied to Erlang God: Wang! Support the hosts.

Looking at the contents of these items, Xu Fengzhi felt that his brain hole was not enough, and this one by one was too exciting.

The Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess have already given birth to many daughters? Tianpeng is still in love with Chang'e? Lu Dongbin Peony Fairy and He Xiangu are still engaged in a love triangle? There are also Monkey King, Erlang God, and Roaring Sky Dog, one by one, they really look like that.

At this time, a message suddenly popped up on the phone:

"System Mission: Help Yue Lao solve the population crisis in Heavenly Court. Task reward: 100 system coins, one chance to win a lottery on the APP. Do you accept the assignment? ”

Without being sure at first, Xu Feng asked the system with his mind in his mind:

"Sister System, what's going on here? Is this month really heavenly? Are you sure it's not some psychiatric hospital called Heavenly Court? ”

"Sure, WeChat's mutation function can add Heavenly Court friends by shaking it, and each shake consumes 100 system coins."

Hearing the system's answer, Xu Feng could only accept it, he understood that from today onwards, even if it was weird things, he would have to get used to it, since this system is omnipotent, what else is impossible to happen?

Looking at his phone, Xu Feng clicked OK and accepted the task.

And then return from Yue Lao's circle of friends, this task is to help Yue Lao solve the population crisis in Heavenly Court?

So try to contact Yuelao first?

So Xu Feng sent a message to Yue Lao:

"Yue Lao, are you there?"

Heavenly Court, Yue Lao was walking in the courtyard in distress, scratching his head from time to time.

Since the Heavenly Court was cut off from the human world by the laws of the Heavenly Dao, in order to achieve sustainable development, the Jade Emperor relaxed the rules of heaven, and the immortals could marry each other and have children, so that new couples in the Heavenly Court continued to be produced, and then the fertility rate increased greatly.

After so many years of development, the new population continues to be generated, and then the new people grow up, and continue to marry and have children, because the life span of the immortals is infinitely long, new couples are born, and those old monsters are also born.

In this way, only a few thousand years have passed, and although the fairy world is vast, it can't help but grow like this.

You must know that an immortal consumes a lot of various resources, spirit stones, pills, magic weapons, and the population is constantly growing, and the supply of these things has begun to tighten recently.

The Jade Emperor had already found Yue Lao and asked him, the person in charge of the marriage of the Heavenly Court, to find a way to prevent such a thing.

But what can he do when he is old?

You must know that once you are pregnant, you can no longer use medicine to abort the fetus, and the immortal will absorb the energy of the mother when she conceives a fairy fetus, and if it is forcibly beaten, it will cause unimaginable damage to the mother.

In this way, it can only be prevented, but to let the immortals have different rooms?

Such a regulation cannot be enforced, and it is impossible to promulgate.

Yue Lao's hair has become whiter recently because of this matter.

Suddenly, Yue Lao, who was crossing his steps, heard a voice say:

"Yue Lao, are you there?"

Yue Lao's eyes flickered, and then his thoughts scattered, probing the surroundings, but he didn't find the slightest thing, he asked tentatively:

"Which immortal is here? Why not show up. ”

Xu Feng was lying on the bed, and not long after the message was sent, he really saw Yue Lao's reply and invited me to show up? I would like to, but unfortunately I don't have the ability.

So he replied:

"Yue Lao, you don't have to show up, I know you've been struggling with one thing lately, right? Can you tell me more about that? Maybe I can help you. ”

Yue Lao heard this voice, and then couldn't find the owner of the voice, then the other party must be an immortal whose mana is much higher than his own, maybe he can really help himself?

So Yue Lao thought about it for a while, and told Xu Feng about his difficulties.

After listening to Yue Lao's narration, Xu Feng roughly understood the situation.

However, Xu Feng still had a few questions that he didn't understand, so he sent a message;

"Yue Lao, as you said, once the fairy fetus is conceived, it can't be beaten, and you can only make a fuss before you get pregnant, but there should be many ways, such as taking birth control pills?"

When Yue Lao heard this, he smiled bitterly:

"Shangxian, you don't know, the method of medicine, the old man has also thought about it, but the sperm and eggs of the immortals are the condensation of the essence of the body, ordinary drugs have no effect, only those contraceptives made of the most precious herbs can play some role, but with the deeper the mana of the immortals, the smaller the effect it can play, so the cost is too high, and it is impossible to promote it at all."

When Xu Feng saw this, he sighed, I see, the immortals are really troublesome.

"So, don't you know how to use condoms?"