Chapter Twenty-Seven: Retribution Comes So Quickly
I don't know why, this year's snow came earlier than usual, it was just December, and it was already snowing, so I finished buying food from the cafeteria, and against the cold wind and blizzard, the whole person curled up, and walked towards the direction of the dormitory.
"Oh, this year's snow is really early, it's cold outside, don't go out if you can."
After entering the dormitory, I patted the snow on my body and said, at this time I found that the bedroom was very quiet, and I looked around and found that except for Guo Hongyi, who had not yet returned, Ding Yubin was still the same, lying on the top bun without saying a word, Su Yong didn't know why, while eating steamed buns and fermented bean curd, while glaring at me, I was baffled, Zhang Kexin's face was sad, it seemed that there was something on his mind, Guan Shuang was lying on the bed, covered with a quilt, motionless.
I could see that Guan Shuang probably had a cold, so I walked over and asked with concern
"What's wrong? Feeling unwell? ”
"Ahem, it may be a matter of changing the sky, a little cold."
"I'll see if I have a fever." As I spoke, I lifted my foot and stretched out my arm, put my hand on his forehead, felt a little hot, and said
"It seems to have a fever, you wait, I'll get you medicine."
I took out a piece of medicine from my medicine box and handed it to Guan Shuang, after Guan Shuang said thank you, took the medicine, just wanted to close his eyes, licked his lips, and asked
"Are you a fever reducer? Why does it seem a little sweet? ”
I say with certainty
"It's a fever reducer, maybe you're angry now, your mouth is bitter, and everything you eat is sweet, right?"
"Uh-oh." Guan Shuang didn't pay much attention to it, closed his eyes and rested.
Then I came to Zhang Kexin with a sad face, and I just wanted to care about what happened to him, when Ding Yubin asked me
"Yang'er, you just came back from the cafeteria, right? Zhao Xiaoguo is spicy and hot at their house, isn't the captain of the platoon? ”
I shook my head and said, "It's not long, you want to buy it?" Then you have to hurry, the snow may be heavier in a moment. ”
Ding Yubin jumped down directly from the top bunk and muttered to himself
"I thought there were a lot of people eating Malatang on this day, so I hurried to buy one while there were fewer people."
As he spoke, he put on his coat and went out with his campus card, and I also instructed
"Big brother, the road outside is slippery, go slowly."
Then I continued to ask about Zhang Kexin's situation
"What's wrong? What's not going on? ”
Zhang Kexinqiang squeezed out a smile and said
"Actually, it's not a big deal, it's just that I fancy a pair of basketball shoes, the price is not cheap, if I buy it, it may be a little tight in the second half of the month."
I patted Zhang Kexin on the shoulder and comforted
"Do you like it?"
"Of course I like it, why should I hesitate if I don't like it?"
I continued
"If you like it, buy it, my grandfather told me that you will spend money to make money, if you don't even have the courage to spend money, where is the motivation to make money?"
Zhang Kexin stared at me for 3,5 seconds, and suddenly said
"Makes sense? Okay, when the snow stops, I'll buy it. ”
Then I continued to ask
"I remembered that sentence when my grandfather told me once, and I told you it now, do you remember it?"
"Ah, remember... No way? What do you mean? Saying that Zhang Kexin was about to make a move, I was so frightened that I quickly stood up, and before Zhang Kexin had a seizure, Guan Shuang of the upper bunk coughed twice and asked weakly
"Brother Yang, after taking your medicine, why doesn't it seem to have any effect at all?"
I looked at Guan Shuang and asked with concern
"Is it really not working?"
"Not really."
"Oh, it's right if it doesn't work, I'll give you the calcium tablets."
After hearing me say this, Guan Shuang pouted angrily, he just doesn't have the strength now, if he has the strength, he will definitely come down and strangle me.
Zhang Kexin stood up and said to Guan Shuang
"Don't worry, I'll avenge you!"
I saw Zhang Kexin's posture and hurriedly shouted
"Ke Xin, you think about the consequences!"
Originally, I wanted to threaten Zhang Kexin and tell him that if he dared to mess around, he would be unlucky, but Zhang Kexin was not afraid at all and said angrily
"Don't worry, I'll treat you."
Just as the two of us were playing and tearing up, Guo Hongyi broke into the door, and seemed to be very angry, and before we could understand the situation, Guo Hongyi pointed to my nose and scolded
"Song Yang! Are you still not human? ”
I said with a blank look and some anger
"Hey, hey, I have something to say, what happened to you when I put you again?"
Guo Hongyi threw his schoolbag on the bed with all his might, and then took a sip of water, as if he was suppressing his anger, and pointed at me and continued to scold
"What do you think you are? Just your nonsense that I like Zhan Tiantian, and now the outer courtyard has spread, what's the matter? ”
As soon as I heard that it was this incident, it was indeed that I was sorry Guo Hongyi, and his tone hurriedly became slightly apologetic, and explained
"Brother Guo, I couldn't help it at that time..."
"Ahh I can't stand it anymore! Su Yong, who had been silent, suddenly screamed, and slowly got out of bed, his eyes staring at me all the time, yes, it seems that I have offended this guy too.
Su Yong, holding a steamed bun in one hand and fermented bean curd in the other, stretched out in front of me and asked
"What's this?"
I looked at it pretending to be and said in a tone that wasn't very confident
"It looks like steamed buns and fermented bean curd... But when you ask, I'm not sure, what is it? ”
Su Yong was probably annoyed by my shameless appearance, and roared loudly
"If it weren't for you, I could eat this?"
"What's my business? Isn't it because you love to eat? ”
Su Yong was so angry that he couldn't speak, and angrily took out the equipment he bought not long ago from our locker, chattering as he took it
"Walkie-talkies, headsets, pinhole cameras, high-definition DV players, high-powered binoculars... You said that buying these things would help our detective team on a mission, so I bought it, and then what? What else are you doing except peeking into the girls' dormitory with high-powered binoculars all day long? ”
I quibbled with some embarrassment
"Sooner or later, you'll need it, and besides, aren't you the head of the detective group? Of course, you have to take the money, and I promise you that it will be earned back sooner or later. ”
"Don't give a promise to me." Su Yong pointed at me and continued
"It's been almost a month since our detective group was formed, right? What about your commitment? I invested more than 9,000 yuan, and you gave me back 18 yuan, don't you open my heart? ”
Guo Hongyi, who was on the side, pushed his glasses and said quietly
"The 18 yuan is still the money from the third child in the bedroom next door to invite us to drink Coke, and the average score is 3 yuan per person."
As soon as I heard this, I seemed to take advantage of it and hurriedly said
"At the beginning, people said to give us 300 yuan as a thank you, didn't you also say that it was not appropriate to take it!"
Su Yong shook his head and said
"Okay, okay, don't talk about it now, I let you lie to me and admit it, do you know what I just saw?"
"What?"
"I was in the grove just now, and I saw a stray dog all the time, eating pork chops on the ground that I don't know who threw on the ground, and I ate steamed buns dipped in fermented bean curd here!"
The more Su Yong spoke, the more aggrieved he became, as if he was about to cry, Zhang Kexin hurriedly comforted
"Oops, Brother Yong has been wronged." Then he turned to me and said
"What the hell are you? Playing in circles? The whole dormitory is for you to play through. ”
Guo Hongyi asked curiously
"What's wrong? Played with you and Guan Shuang too? ”
Zhang Kexin pointed at me and said angrily
"He's it! Take advantage of me! Then Guan Shuang caught a cold, and gave him a calcium tablet as a fever reducer, the most annoying thing is that he did it on purpose! ”
After Guo Hongyi heard this, he slapped his thigh angrily and said to me
"You, don't call Song Yang in the future, call Song Yin, you are too yin."
"Ahem, don't call it Song Yin, call it Song Yin, it's too bad."
I glanced at Guan Shuang and said
"You're sick like this, don't swear."
Su Yong looked like the sky was unfair, and cried
"God, what kind of sin have I done, you punish me like this, even if I check out one more question in the college entrance examination, I don't have to be roommates with this person."
I yelled
"Okay, you won't be like this, besides, who said that I offended all the people in the dormitory, and there is not Ding Yubin?"
"You don't dare, if you can beat him, do you think you won't play him?"
"Why am I..."
At this time, Ding Yubin also came back angrily, glared at me, and asked faintly
"The surname is Song, why did you lie to me?"
"What did I lie to you?"
"Let me ask you if the captain of the queue at the gate of Zhao Xiaoguo is not long, you say that it is not long."
"It's not long, indeed."
"Then why are there so many people?"
"It's not long, it's thick."
Before Ding Yubin could attack, Su Yong couldn't bear it anymore and shouted
"No, I can't stand it anymore, I have to him today."
As soon as he said this, in addition to Guan Shuang, the other three people also rushed over, and I saw that the situation was not right, so I ran out.
It's snowy outside, and people in the Northeast with common sense know that they can't run around on the snow, and they have to be careful when they even walk, Zhang Kexin, Guo Hongyi, and Su Yong gradually slowed down, just pretending to catch up.
Only Ding Yubin, I don't know if this guy is brave or tiger, he still used his strength to catch me on the snow, thinking of He Huan's fate, I didn't dare to slack off at all, the desire to survive made me forget the slippery under my feet, and I tried my best to escape.
The two of us became a campus scene, and I can guarantee that no one had ever dared to run on the snow like this, and of course, it was the first time I had run on the snow like this, and at that moment we chased and fought, and let out a silver bell-like laugh, and at one point, I felt as if I was flying, no, I did take off.
According to Su Yong's statement later, I flew out sideways, at least half a meter above the ground, and then slapped it on the ground again, although they said that the process of my fall was less than 1 second before and after, but that moment was really long for me, and I felt that time around me was still, and it seemed that a century had passed before I shouted that sentence
"Oops! Fall me to death! ”
Fighting and fighting, seeing that I fell like this, several of them hurried over to ask me about my situation, regardless of the slippage of their feet, but the first thing they said when they opened their mouths made me very embarrassed
"Oh? Why does it stink so much? ”
"The water pipe is leaking, isn't this frozen? Otherwise, you can't fall so hard. ”
"What hoses? The leaky water stinks? ”
"Sewer, huh?"
Hearing them say this, a pungent stench rushed straight into my nostrils, and I retched several times before I recovered, and with their support, we slowly returned to the dormitory.
On the way, Guo Hongyi also said
"This person, you can't lose too much, how quickly do you see this retribution?"
Ding Yubin said with a blank face
"Is it so dangerous to run on snow?"
After returning to the dormitory, Zhang Kexin and Guo Hongyi threw me on the bed, and Guan Shuang asked according to the situation
"What's wrong?"
Su Yong gloated
"What's wrong? Retribution. ”
Guo Hongyi was not as unserious as Su Yong, and asked with concern
"Brother Yang, did you tear your crotch just now?"
I casually touched my crotch and replied
"Nope."
Guo Hongyi said with a frown
"How can that? What are you embarrassed about with us, when you took off just now, I obviously heard a thud. ”
I heard him say this, looked in the direction of the crotch again, and said with certainty
"It's okay, it's okay, the crotch is really not open, maybe the thigh meat is cracked."
In fact, the most serious injury I was not the thigh, but the buttocks, maybe my buttocks were too delicate, the fall just now caused a lot of trauma to my tail bones, it is estimated that I can't move this afternoon, I looked at Guan Shuang, and smiled bitterly in my heart
"This time we're the same."
After being quiet for a few minutes, Su Yong jumped off the top bunk and ran in front of me excitedly, Zhang Kexin asked nervously
"What's wrong, Brother Yong? Don't have your knees? ”
Su Yong ignored Zhang Kexin's slightly mocking question and asked me happily
"Brother Yang, what's the fastest way to Tieling?"
Although this question is very unfounded, I looked at the weather outside and said casually
"It must be by train, it will be there in 40 minutes, and in this kind of weather, it is estimated that it will be dangerous to take a bus."
Su Yong said hello, and hurriedly went back to his bed and began to pack his things, I saw that he had prepared his pajamas and a change of underwear and socks, and I hurriedly asked
"Brother Yong? What are you doing here? Aren't you coming back tonight? ”
As he spoke, Su Yong had already walked to the door, opened the door and said to me
"Good question, I'm going to suffocate if you don't ask, I have a high school female classmate, who is studying in Tieling now, ask me to go, I don't have to leave the door for me tonight."
The two buttocks that Su Yonglin shook when he went out looked disgusting, but judging from his state, when he came back, he should no longer be a little chick.