Chapter 90: Do you want to be beaten?!

Hearing this, Lu Tianyi glanced at the clothes on Wang Dongyang's body, they were all popular brands, which were not particularly good.

"That's it, you just give 10,000, so I should help you once."

"Really, really?" Wang Dongyang asked in disbelief.

"Hmm!" Lu Tianyi nodded, and said secretly in his heart: "Fortunately, the word 'Lu' is still written as 'Lu' when it is written upside down." ”

"Thank you, thank you!" Wang Dongyang hurriedly thanked.

"That...... Master Lu, can you ...... Can you demonstrate how you can catch ghosts? Wang Dongyang asked cautiously.

"Why, you still don't believe in my abilities?" Lu Tianyi said.

"No, no!" Wang Dongyang hurriedly said, "I'm just ...... I just ......"

"Okay, if you want to see it, then let you see!"

After speaking, Lu Tianyi pointed his index finger at the cup in Wang Dongyang's hand, and then gently hooked his fingers, and the water in the cup turned into a thin column of water and flew out of the cup.

Like a transparent dragon, the water column flew in the air for a while, and then fell back into the cup.

"This ...... This ......" Wang Dongyang looked at Lu Tianyi's performance just now with a shocked expression.

"Well, do you believe it now?" Lu Tianyi asked with a smile.

"Believe it, believe it!" Wang Dongyang nodded vigorously again and again, "Master Lu really deserves to be a master." ”

"Prizes. Since you believe it, let's go and book your ticket. ”

"Hey, good!"

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Before leaving, Wang Dongyang looked at Xiao Bai who was sitting on the sofa and hesitated, "Master Lu, do you really want to take it there?" ”

"Of course, Lili and I are gone, how can we leave it here!"

"But...... But animals can't get into the train station, let alone on the train. Especially since this white fox is so big that others can see it at a glance. ”

"Who said that! Come, Xiaobai, show these ignorant mortals what it means to be a master's pet! ”

Hearing that Lu Tianyi didn't forget to praise himself, Xiaobai rolled his eyes at him, but he still obediently began to cast spells.

Immediately, its body began to shrink at a rate visible to the naked eye, and soon it was only the size of a palm.

"Hold the grass, demon ...... Monster! Wang Dongyang was shocked.

"What's going on, what's going on? What a monster, this is called a spirit pet. Can a master master's pet be called a youkai? Haven't you ever played an online game? It's all called spirit pets, who do you see called monsters? Really, it's terrible to be uneducated! ”

"Oh, oh, spirit pet, this is spirit pet." Wang Dongyang hurriedly changed his words. Because he had already seen Xiao Bai staring at him with bared teeth, he estimated that if he dared to say the monster again, he would be cool, and he would not have to go back to catch the ghost.

Hearing Wang Dongyang's change of words, Xiaobai nodded with satisfaction, and then jumped onto Lili's shoulder.

In fact, it was the first time he saw Xiaobai being able to shrink, and Lu Tianyi was also surprised. After all, this kind of thing has only been seen in fiction TV, and who has seen the real thing.

"Alright, we can go now, right?!" Lu Tianyi said.

"It's okay, it's okay, Master Lu, let's go!"

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At six o'clock in the afternoon, after more than three hours of trains, one person, half people and half ghosts, one ghost, and one fox demon finally arrived at their destination.

"Master Lu, let's go eat first, it's dark at night after eating, and it's up to you then!"

"Yes!"

After dinner, everyone came to Wang Dongyang's house.

Walking into the living room, Lu Tianyi began to carefully explore every corner of the house.

"Master Lu, how is it?"

"Nope." Lu Tianyi shook his head, "Let's go, go to your bedroom and have a look." ”

searched in the bedroom again, but Lu Tianyi still didn't find it.

After thinking about it, Lu Tianyi walked to the toilet again.

As soon as I pushed open the door of the toilet,

"Vozh ......"

Lu Tianyi was taken aback, and the whole person jumped back reflexively.

"Master Lu, what's wrong?" Wang Dongyang hurriedly said.

Lu Tianyi looked at the situation in the bathroom, turned his head to Wang Dongyang and said, "This ghost of yours may not have a normal brain!" He pointed to his head with his right hand.

"You're the only one who has a big brain!" Hearing Lu Tianyi's words, the ghost rolled his dead fish eyes and said in a thick local accent, "By the way, where did you go?" Can you see me? ”

(All the words "earth" in this chapter are pronounced di.)

"Look at Khansa!" Lu Tianyi said to the ghost.

"I'm thinking about your old sister, I love to talk about it or not, it's about labor and management!" The ghost said impatiently.

"That's embarrassing, I don't have a sister!" Lu Tianyi said.

Wang Dongyang looked at Lu Tianyi, who was talking to the air in the bathroom, and couldn't help but ask a little anxiously: "Master Lu, what is it that you are doing?" Do you mean Hazah? ”

After Wang Dongyang finished speaking, he suddenly reacted, and he was also deviated by Lu Tianyi's rural accent just now.

Hearing Wang Dongyang's words, Lu Tianyi turned his head to him and said, "This ghost of yours, it looks like it is sick at this moment, it ......"

"You're sick!" The ghost heard Lu Tianyi's words, and suddenly said again.

"Labor and management can't be sick, you know a qio.qio!" Lu Tianyi replied.

"Do you want to be beaten?" The ghost threatened.

"Yes, do it, you dare to try it, see if labor and management don't kill you!" Lu Tianyi said not to be outdone.

"Then try it!" The ghost began to roll up his sleeves.

"Come on, here you go!" Lu Tianyi also stroked his arms.

"Oh, Master Lu, can you tell me what the situation is first?" Wang Dongyang suddenly interjected at this time.

"It's tender! Ahh......h......h

Lu Tianyi paused for a moment, looked at the ghost in the bathroom, and then said: "As soon as I pushed the door open just now, I just happened to see what this thing was playing with hanging. But this one ......."

Lu Tianyi paused again, and then said: "This thing has to learn from Jesus, pose in the shape of a human cross, and hang it on the roof of the bathroom with a rope. ”

"You know a hammer, labor and management play with body art, you grow from the mountains, you know chickens. Child. The ghost interjected suddenly.

"Your sister said that labor and management are from the mountains, and I think you are the land. I can't even speak Mandarin, and I also say that labor and management are in the mountains, and I can't figure out the be board. Lu Tianyi replied.

"Do you want to be beaten?" The ghost asked viciously.

"Hit me? Do you believe it or not, labor and management will show their identities and come out, what are you kneeling on. Diha shouted to Daddy. Lu Tianyi looked at the ghost with disdain and said.

"Then you take out your identity and look at Khansa, and see if you can call me Dad."

"It's what you said, you wait for her to regret it!"

"Don't worry, the labor and management are so young, and I don't know if regret is a flower."