Ahem, on the first day of school, I got up early for the first time, why? Because of the reception of new students, I don't know who leaked the news at that time, and later there was a grapevine that it was the news that the school teacher circulated, saying that there would be a lot of school girls in this session, so that all the male students rushed to receive the new students, and they didn't realize that this was a conspiracy of the school.

That's right, it's a conspiracy.,The school notice started at seven o'clock.,The first thirty classmates to arrive were the reception of new students.,So Kaizi pulled me to get up at six o'clock to grab a place.,But Cao Fatzi and glasses don't go to death.,Cao Fatzi said that he has no love for beauties.,The main thing is that he is sleepy.,Glasses said he wanted to leave the time code word.,But the speed of his code words is really fast.,Let me and Kaizi and so on.

To get back to the point, when Kaizi and I came to the registration office, there were already seven or eight people sitting on the side sickly, with my experience and Kaizi's experience, I can see at a glance that these comrades have just come out all night, and they have to go to receive new students all night, and they really deserve to be a model for perverts such as me.

At seven o'clock, about 50 people arrived, and the teacher who led us did not let them leave when he saw more than 20 people, but said with a smile: "It's okay, the school leaders understand everyone's feelings of welcoming new students, so they specially approved 20 more places." ”

The big guy was quite happy, and said that the school leaders could understand their classmates or something, but later I found out that I had been deceived.

Everyone should remember that when I first arrived, there were only a few people who came to the reception, and even I saw only one teacher and one senior, the reason is that they all know that the reception work is not a good job, and they don't want to come at all, and although we sophomores are freshmen, there are still a lot of things we don't know.

Anyway, we were quite excited when we arrived at the reception, and there were indeed a lot of beauties, but it was completely disproportionate, so describe it, the reception of ten people, five men, three Sister Feng, one looks average, and the remaining one is a beauty, how can we divide it?

Seeing that all the beauties rushed up, and seeing that all the men or Sister Feng didn't dare to make eye contact with the teacher who sent the order, this is the same reason as the teacher who asked questions in the classroom before, and everyone didn't dare to make eye contact with the teacher. There are many people who look average, and they can go up to receive them, and they are not birds when they see handsome guys. So everyone feels like a bad daddy.

But it didn't take long to find a more cheating thing, that is, today's really TM hot, the morning is fine, everyone feels very comfortable, but at noon, the sun shines on the ground, it feels like a fire on the ground, and then I found out that I didn't look at the weather forecast when I went out today, and the hottest today was 39 °.

But at noon, I remembered that the school was still a little human, including food, I saw the teacher holding a box of lunches to us, I felt that the teacher was so cute, but when we took the lunch box and opened, everyone's tears couldn't help but flow out, I saw my box lunch, only to know what is the original ecology, what is called green food, peaty, you put silk meat can kill people. I secretly forgot to glance at the teacher's lunch, I felt that this product must have put all the meat of fifty people into its own bowl, it was all meat, and the shadow of the rice could not be seen.

But you can't skip a meal, eating the original green food under the scorching sun, it's really a sigh.

Suddenly, a beautiful figure walked out of the train station, the beautiful woman with long hair, high nose bridge, cherry mouth, wearing a sportswear, looked extremely temperamental.

Suddenly, Kaizi, who was holding a boxed lunch next to me, suddenly threw the boxed lunch away and shouted: "My cousin has finally arrived, why is it only here now, I have been waiting for a day, and I ran to that beautiful woman as I spoke." ”

Everyone was originally going to rush, but then I heard Kaizi say that it was his cousin, and Kaizi himself rushed up, so the others were not embarrassed to rush up, and then Kaizi went up and said a few words to the beauty, so he ran to the teacher to register, and then helped the woman carry the bag or something.

Finally, when Kaizi went to see the girl in the car, I asked, "Kaizi, when did you have a cousin come to our school?" ”

The beautiful woman listened to my words, paused for a moment, glanced at Kaizi and said, "Who said I was his cousin, but you are quite smart." "The first sentence is for us, and the second sentence is of course for Kaizi.

As soon as everyone heard the words of this beauty, they understood everything, it was clear that Kaizi was cheating, but this was also his own cleverness, and then Kaizi moved towards the avenue of happiness in everyone's envious, jealous and hateful eyes.

Everyone watched Kaizi and the beauty walk away and squatted down to eat a boxed lunch, but I didn't expect to see a Qianying walking from not far away, and I knew, it turned out to be Han Keer, at this time Han Keer pulled a suitcase, wearing a small white skirt, she glanced at the registration office of our school, and then walked over to us.

I stood up and yelled as I ran over to her, "Han Ke'er, what are you doing here." ”

But someone suddenly shouted in the back: "This kid and the guy just now are in the same dormitory, and they still want to use this trick, everyone." ”

"Little cousin, why are you here, I miss you so much."

"Daughter-in-law, why don't you tell me when you come."

"Holy shit, that's my daughter-in-law, what are you running."

"That's my cousin."

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Suddenly, there was a cacophony behind him.

I was stunned when I heard these words, it seems that everyone thinks that I am as shameless as Kaizi, can I be the same as him, in fact, Han Keer is really a big beauty, and she is very temperamental, and her little face is very white, I feel that it should be the result of too much contact with dirty things.

Han Ke'er was also taken aback, seeing so many people rushing over like her, she thought it was a robbery, but when she saw me rushing to the front, she shouted, "Brother Jiu, what's going on?" ”

"The guys in the back are springing." I ran up to her and said breathlessly.

The group of guys in the back were also stunned, and when they saw that Han Ke'er and I really knew each other, they were embarrassed to continue to rush up, which made me despise them for a while.

"Well, Brother Jiu is also studying at Chengdu Art Institute?" Han Ke'er asked me with a smile.

"Well, I'm here to do the reception of new students today, and I'll take you to school." I smiled and said that although I didn't help them when I dealt with the Extreme Cathode Evil, I was still very enthusiastic.

Then I took her to the teacher to register, and then I took her to find a restaurant to eat.

Han Keer heard me say that she wanted to invite her to dinner, she didn't agree, she had to invite me, she said that it was a part of my intention to save Sister Han, I thought about it and nodded in agreement, anyway, it's just a meal.

Then I found a random restaurant and started eating, on the way I called Li Mingyao, the kid, and told him that someone invited him to eat, let him come over, he heard that there was an invitation to eat, and he stood in front of me with a smile when the time was up for five minutes, but he was stunned when he saw Han Keer, and I told him that Han Keer please eat

Later, we ordered a few dishes and chatted while eating, and Han Keer told us that Sister Han was recovering well and would be discharged from the hospital soon.

I nodded after listening to this, and asked with a smile at Li Mingyao: "Lao Li, you are fast enough today, you know that it is a beautiful woman who invites you to dinner, and you will arrive so soon." ”

Li Mingyao grabbed his sloppy hair and said, "No, I just happened to come around here to see 'business'." ”

As soon as I heard him say business, I became interested and asked, "What sound?" Solved no. ”

"It's just an ordinary façade, and if you commit a feng shui bureau, I'll go and change it for him later." Li Mingyao said casually, but as soon as he finished speaking, Li Mingyao, who was originally ruddy, turned pale instantly, and a trace of blood flowed from the corner of his mouth.

Han Ke'er and I looked inside and held him inside, and asked him what was going on, Li Mingyao's eyes also protruded, feeling like they were about to fall out, his face was hideous, and the people around him were also frightened.

Someone called 120, but after five minutes, Li Mingyao seemed to be a little better, and pulled us out immediately.

Li Mingyao pulled me and Han Keer to an alley, squatted down, and picked up his head, Han Keer also wanted to call 120 immediately, but Li Mingyao said that it didn't matter, it was an old problem, just rest for a while, let us not worry. But can you not worry, just like a sheep madness, is he a sheep madness, but it's not like it.

Although I am curious, I also know Li Mingyao very well, and I just don't want us to worry about it, how can what happened just now seem to be an ordinary thing. I'm not a fool, but Li Mingyao didn't want to say it, and I didn't force him, but whispered in his ear: "Don't hide anything, just say it, remember that I and you are buddies." ”

After I finished speaking, I obviously saw Li Mingyao's body tremble, and he was silent for a while and said, "I will naturally tell you when I can tell you, please don't force me now, okay." ”

Han Ke'er and I glanced at each other, and could only nod helplessly.