Chapter 45: "Broad and Profound"
Lin Quan was also dumbfounded, he didn't expect that the bullying methods of the insult department were also written in that article, why is this so detailed, aren't you afraid of being checked by the water meter?
Although he thinks that his daughter has to be fierce to protect her mother, he can imagine that his daughter, who was originally as simple as a little white flower, may carry a broom or magic wand with her in the future.
Not to be a horse monkey soju, but to "remove the membrane and comfort the way"......
The corners of his mouth twitched.
Take the mop in Lin Papercore's hand. A dry cough.
"Good daughter, such a move is against the harmony of heaven, and if you do it, you will be punished by heaven, and the consequences will be like this female ghost, so this kind of method against the harmony of heaven must not be used on others, do you know?"
Lin Zhixin seems to have a little head that doesn't understand, although he doesn't understand what it is against heaven and harmony, and he will be punished by God. But with a miserable female ghost as an example, she took Lin Quan's warning to heart.
The female ghost breathed a sigh of relief.
Lin Quan turned his head abruptly and walked over coldly, "My daughter will learn those nasty moves, it's your fault no matter what you think!" ”
As he spoke, he kicked it down.
The female ghost screamed miserably: "Big brother, you are unreasonable! ”
"Bang!"
The female ghost turned into a cloud of black smoke and dissipated, and her soul flew away.
After solving the female ghost, Lin Quan took his daughter's hand casually, "Let's go, Dad will teach you a good lesson today." ”
On the bench outside the locker room, Lin Zhixin sat obediently on Lin Quan's lap.
Lin Quan flipped through the mobile phone, quickly skimmed through the article, and rubbed Lin's little head.
"Daughter, let me tell you, the humiliating methods used against women below are against heaven and are not suitable for you, so you can't use them. And these moves used against men, such as thousand-year-old killing, are not suitable for you, but you must be familiar with this severed offspring. ”
Lin Quan tirelessly taught his daughter, like a dedicated old father, "In the future, if you see a man who dares to have bad thoughts about your mother, whether it is a person or a ghost, you will directly kick it hard and keep a trick to defeat the enemy!" ”
Lin Zhixin listened very seriously, as if he was receiving valuable experience from his father, who had peerless martial arts, and nodded again and again.
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Ren Xiaomeng, who came out of the shower, saw Lin Quan sitting in the corridor, a person talking to the air, pointing to the phone from time to time, as if explaining the content of the phone to someone.
She couldn't see the Lin paper core in Lin Quan's arms, so she felt very strange in her heart, thinking that the boyfriend her best friend was looking for should not have a nervous problem, right?
Li Weiwei walked out, stepped forward and said casually: "Let's go, what are you two talking about?" ”
Ren Xiaomeng: "You two? ”
She looked at Li Weiwei strangely, no matter how she looked at it, Lin Quan was the only one there.
Li Weiwei also reacted that her mouth was fast, she knew that Ren Xiaomeng didn't believe in ghosts, since she didn't believe it, she didn't want her to know that there were really ghosts in this world, so as not to make her best friend frightened.
Li Weiwei glanced at the father and daughter, took Lin Quan's mobile phone over, and pretended to say to the phone: "Dad, you and Lin Quan will talk again tomorrow, it's so late, you can sleep, bye." ”
After saying that, I clicked it, and the phone screen went black.
Then he handed the phone to Lin Quan, and said as if he really couldn't do anything about you: "You two, you like to brag to each other when you meet each other, and when you blow it, it's endless." ”
Lin Quan glanced at her, talking nonsense, what do I have to talk about with your father?
Ren Xiaomeng suddenly realized that Lin Quan was talking to Li's father on the phone.
But that gushing, like a river, but it can really spray, it seems that this Lin Quan's eloquence is very good.
Hmph, maybe it's because the girl flirts too much, so she has practiced such a good eloquence.
Anyway, she just thinks that Lin Quan is a big radish who specializes in deceiving girls.
Lin Quan patted the paper core of Lin.
Lin Zhixin understood, turned into a white mist and flew into Li Weiwei's bracelet.
"Weiwei, this time you are embarrassed, you actually treat your mother as your father, and you will definitely be cleaned up when you go back."
Li Weiwei was dumbfounded, and then she was speechless, just making a scene for her girlfriend, you don't need to be so deep, right? Are you a new species born in the 21st century?
Immediately said sullenly: "What are you talking about with my mother?" ”
Lin Quan smiled, "This is the first time I've chatted with your mother, and I found out that your mother is quite profound, and our conversation is "broad and profound", you guys, you still don't understand." ”
Li Weiwei and Ren Xiaomeng were stunned.
Ren Xiaomeng bit her lip and said hesitantly: "What is broad and profound?" I may understand. ”
"That's right!"
Li Weiwei nodded, "Tell me, I don't believe that there is any knowledge that can stump Xiaomeng, Xiaomeng is the top student in our school!" ”
Lin Quan smiled mysteriously, "What I said about 'broad and profound', this kind of knowledge will not be taught in the school, you haven't experienced it yourself, you won't understand." ”
Li Weiwei said angrily: "Hmph, bragging!" ”
Lin Quan sighed secretly, they are really two simple children, "What we are talking about is "broad and profound" itself, do you understand the meaning of these four words? ”
Li Weiwei smiled, her little hand crossed her waist, "This is not simple, the meaning of broad and profound, simply put, it is very deep and profound." ”
Ren Xiaomeng nodded, although it was not too specific, but Li Weiwei's explanation meant the same.
But when she saw Lin Quan's smiling expression, she frowned, feeling that things were not so simple.
But after thinking about it for a long time, she really couldn't think of any profound meaning? I can't help but be very curious.
Li Weiwei said proudly: "Am I right? ”
Lin Quan shook his head, "Weiwei, "broad and profound" has another layer of deep meaning, if you are really curious, I don't mind teaching you by word and deed. ”
Ren Xiaomeng bit her lip and felt even more wrong.
She has a good habit since she was a child, she doesn't really understand things that don't get into the horns, but likes to listen to other people's answers, so as to find her own answers in her heart.
Just like now, she silently took out her mobile phone and searched for profoundness on the knowledge quiz.
rummaged through several explanations, all of which she understood, but there was an extremely unserious answer that made her whole body freeze, and a red glow suddenly rose on her cheeks.
"Phew!!"
Ren Xiaomeng was embarrassed, stomped her little feet, and rushed out with her head down.
Li Weiwei was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously shouted, "Xiaomeng! ”
Lin Quan touched his nose, it seemed that the chick should have known another meaning.
"Green onion's student days!"
Lin Quan sighed, he was once so simple, but he has been in the rivers and lakes for two years, from an ignorant student to a current old driver.
Li Weiwei handed the car keys to Lin Quan, "I'll chase Xiaomeng, I'll sleep in the dormitory tonight, you will come to pick me up at noon tomorrow." ”
Lin Quan nodded.
watched Li Weiwei leave.
Lin Quan came to the playground, opened the car door, and called the president of HKUST.
After being sought after by the other party, he hung up the phone, and after a while, there was a dingdong sound of transfer on the phone.
The President of HKUST could see Lin Quan's methods in the afternoon, and as soon as Lin Quan was shocked, the President of HKUST couldn't help but tell him all the big and small things he had done in the past two days.
If Lin Quan hadn't stopped him, he would have even told him what posture he would use with his mother-in-law at night.
At that time, he shocked Lin Quan as a celestial, so now that Lin Quan said that he had exorcised the ghosts, the president of HKUST did not have any doubts in his heart, and happily transferred the account.