Chapter 161: Wenwen Gets Started
Yi Jun is now completely subdued by Wenwen, and since he went to Nanyao last time, he no longer takes the other party seriously. ranenranena' was even a little angry at why he couldn't think about it, and he wanted to redeem the other party. Now that I think about it, it's a bit ridiculous.
Here, Wenwen estimated that the time was almost up, and she could start fighting back. Although the task given to her by An Yu has been completed, the feeling in her heart that she wants to teach the other party a lesson is rising and out of control.
Since she was a child, she has hated men very much, and Yi Jun's various performances have made her completely dead to all men in this world.
When she woke up in the morning and was making breakfast in the kitchen at midnight, Wenwen crept behind her and suddenly blindfolded her.
"Don't make a fuss, be obedient."
Wenwen pouted, reluctantly lowered her arm, and suddenly sighed heavily. provoked Midnight to quickly turn around and ask worriedly, "What's wrong?" What are you sighing, is it that stinky man Yi Jun is making you unhappy again? ”
Wenwen shook her head, took Midnight's hand, and said coquettishly: "No, it's just that I really want to get rid of him now." Didn't I tell you last time, I have to find a way to get rid of him, and I want him to leave here willingly. ”
"It's not that hard."
As soon as the midnight words fell, Wenwen suddenly jumped up and hugged the other party's neck, and asked in surprise: "Tell me quickly, what should I do, that mentally retarded scumbag, I want to get rid of him quickly." ”
Midnight paused, her brows furrowed together, she turned her body to turn off the gas, and an omelette rolled around the edges of an oily pan, the tender yellow heart of the egg glowing seductively.
"Eat breakfast first, and I'll talk to you while we eat."
"Okay." Saying that, Wenwen took the initiative to put the baked bread on the plate, and then brought the vegetable salad and fried eggs to the table.
Midnight brought the last ham over, pulled over the chair and sat opposite Wenwen. She poured a glass of juice slowly, took a sip, and glanced at the other person.
Wenwen's eyes were as wide as beans, staring straight at the other party, she was waiting for the other party to give her a move.
"It's very simple, treat others the way they do."
As soon as the words fell, Wenwen quickly stretched her head over, "What do you mean?" Give somebody a taste of his own medicine? Midnight, don't sell it, tell me quickly. ”
"What kind of person is Yi Jun?"
Ha?
The other party's words stopped her, Wenwen held her chin with her hand, thought for a while, blinked her eyes, and replied uncertainly: "Selfish, love to take advantage of small advantages, pick the door?" ”
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Wenwen picked up the ketchup, squeezed a lot of it on the fried egg, stirred it with a fork and stuffed it into her mouth, puffed out her mouth and continued to ask, "And then?" ”
"From today onwards, you don't have to spend any more money on him, and then ask him out a few more times, and you know what to do when you get out." After saying that, Midnight took a bite of toast and looked at her with a smug expression.
Wenwen smiled thoughtfully and nodded, "I know, don't worry, I will let him know what it means to be wronged and have a debtor, and I will avenge my sister-in-law's revenge." ”
Midnight showed a smile, glanced at the other party, and couldn't help but remind, "Remember not to go too far, so as not to cause any trouble later." ”
"I know, don't worry, you know it." Wenwen stuffed the rest of the fried egg into her mouth.
After eating, she packed up and went to work at midnight, she was young, and she was already the editor-in-chief of their magazine after returning from job hopping. Although today is Saturday, she still has a few manuscripts that she has not finished reading and needs to go to the company to work overtime.
Before leaving, I couldn't help but follow again
Wenwen emphasized, "Remember, don't go too far, that Yi Jun, who is as timid as a mouse, has no vision, and if you do something excessive in the future, it will be difficult to deal with him if you hurt him." ”
Wenwen opened a pair of big eyes and asked innocently: "I don't understand what you mean in the middle of the night, what will happen to Yi Jun, is it possible to commit suicide?" ”
"Maybe."
After speaking, Midnight showed a meaningful smile.
Wenwen pursed her lips, patted the other party's back, and motioned for her to hurry up and go to work. As soon as the other party left on the front foot, she hurriedly sent a message to Yi Jun.
"Shall we go out today?"
On a rare weekend, Yi Jun lay in the quilt and didn't want to move, and when he received Wenwen's news, he bounced up from the bed excitedly. In his opinion, the girlfriend he made this time is so rich that she is very rich. He never dreamed that he would be able to find a local in Shanghai.
Happily got up and took a shower, the man with glasses sat in the room playing games, and when he heard the movement, he rushed out of the room with a "whoosh".
"Are you going out on a date?"
"That's right." Yi Jun was about to blow his hair, when he saw the man with glasses running in, he stopped what he was doing, looked at the other party and asked puzzledly, "Is there something wrong?" ”
"Come, come......" The man in glasses grabbed his arm and dragged him to the edge of the bed and sat down. He ran to the door and glanced at it, making sure that the other two roommates hadn't gotten up yet, so he closed the door and sat next to Yi Jun.
Licked his tongue and said hesitantly: "Brother, let me tell you something from the bottom of my heart, that Wenwen, that Wenwen, I am a little suspicious that she and Midnight are ......"
"What is it?" Yi Jun asked impatiently, he stood up and wanted to go over to blow his hair, but before he could take two steps, he was pulled back by the man with glasses.
"The two of them are Lala."
With a "bang", the hair dryer in Yi Jun's hand fell to the ground, and after coming back to his senses, he couldn't help but complain: "You are a dead fat house, what are you thinking about all day long, are you watching too many perverted anime?" However, when you say Lara, I understand that I mean homosexuality, right? ”
The man with glasses nodded and whispered, "You have to believe me, really, with my years of experience watching anime, the two of them are definitely Lala, really, you remember the day the two of them just moved in, oh, you went out that day." The two of them sat in the room for a while, and the feeling was ......"
Speaking of this, Yi Jun couldn't help but reach out and touch the head of the man with glasses, and then touched his own, "I don't have a fever, hey, I didn't say you, your thoughts are too dirty, isn't it normal for the two girls to get along well, eat and go shopping together, sleep and go to the toilet, it's not used to seeing it." ”
Hearing this, the man with glasses instantly had a feeling of playing the piano with the cow, and he couldn't tell the other party that he was at home after work every day to watch some dramas that would only be watched by dead fat houses, and then the experience accumulated from it told him that Midnight and Wenwen must be Lala.
But in fact, he was wrong, Midnight and Wenwen are indeed partners, but the two of them are not Lala. It's something called a "soul mate", and it may be difficult for many people to understand. In fact, it is very simple, that is, two girls with normal sexual orientations do not like men at the same time, that's all.
"Okay, okay, you go back quickly, I still have to go out on a date with Wenwen? If that's what you say, then why did she agree to be my girlfriend? Isn't that a contradiction? ”
This sentence is indeed to the point, and the man with glasses doesn't know how to answer the other party, and he sometimes thinks about what Wenwen's purpose is. After a moment's hesitation, he replied uncertainly, "I feel, I feel that Wenwen approached you with a purpose. ”
"You feel, you feel, you feel like you're a big-headed ghost, and you don't know what's going on in your head all day long? Okay, okay, you go back to your house, if it's true
You say that, what Wenwen wants me, look at me, is there anything she can do? ”
The man with glasses shook his head speechlessly, and replied calmly, "No." After speaking, Shi Shiran stood up, walked to the door and couldn't help but shake his head again, before opening the door and walking out.
When Yi Jun arrived at the gate downstairs, he looked left and right, but he didn't see Wenwen's figure, he took out his mobile phone, called the other party, and asked suspiciously, "Why didn't you drive to pick me up?" ”
Hearing this, Wenwen felt 10,000 alpacas running over in her heart, and she had never seen such a shameless man.
"Today's car is broken, you go directly to the xx shopping mall, take the subway as you like, however, I suggest you take a taxi, Shanghai's subway, there are not many people, it will crowd you to doubt life."
Hearing Wenwen say this, he didn't think too much about it, and called a taxi directly out of the gate of the community. Not long after getting into the car, he looked out the window comfortably, humming a little song, and was in a very happy mood.
After about a quarter of an hour, seeing that he had not yet reached the end, he was a little anxious, glanced at the meter, it was already more than 20 yuan, and began to panic in his heart, and asked uneasily: "Master, how far is it?" ”
"Don't worry about young people, it's early."
With a "bang", Yi Jun heard the sound of his heart breaking, beads of sweat had already appeared on his forehead, and he opened his mouth, but the voice was stuck in his throat and did not come out.
"Alipay has received eight 7 yuan."
With the sound of the reminder of the amount of the arrival sent by the driver's mobile phone, Yi Jun got out of the car. Seeing the direction of the car leaving, he was so angry that he turned around and walked towards the mall with hatred.
Seeing him, Wenwen jumped up and waved her hand, and when she got to the front of her, seeing the other party's extremely black face, Wenwen couldn't help but smile in her heart. But she still tried to hold back a smile on her face, and asked pretending to be worried: "The slave family has been waiting for you for a long time, why is it so late?" ”
She deliberately changed the topic, knowing that the other party was so distressed by the trouble of the eighty-odd yuan taxi at this time, and at the same time she was angry about the fact that she didn't tell him in advance that the distance was so far but she encouraged him to take a taxi.
Yi Jun ignored her, and Wenwen still smiled and grabbed his arm, as if nothing had happened.
After walking a few steps, Yi Jun couldn't help it, he opened his mouth and complained: "Why didn't you tell me that this place is so far away from where I live before you came, I knew that I would take the subway, but you also specially reminded me not to take the subway, which caused me to waste more than eighty yuan, so distressed." ”
Wenwen tilted her head, "Is eighty dollars a lot?" ”
Yi Jun pursed his lips and replied helplessly: "It's not much, but I've advanced a lot of money in my business recently, and I don't have much savings, so I can save a little." If you had told me in advance that it would cost so much money to take a taxi, I would have taken the subway. ”
Although Wenwen knew that the other party was a stingy nasty ghost, what he said still made her a little unacceptable. I wanted to endure it, but I couldn't get angry. He let go of the other party's arm and asked angrily, "Are you blaming me?" ”
Hearing that her tone was a little wrong, Yi Jun was a little flustered, and hurriedly comforted: "No, no, I didn't mean that, okay, can't I be wrong?" Don't be angry, it's not cute to be angry. ”
Wenwen was still pouting, unwilling to forgive him in her heart, she stomped her foot angrily, causing passers-by to look sideways.
"Okay, my little aunt, it was me just now, let's not be angry, okay, in this way, I will treat you to a big meal at noon."
"Really?"
Wenwen turned her anger into joy, this is her ultimate goal, and all the performances just now are waiting for the other party's words......