Burst!

Isn't identifying with yourself a hint that you're as nasty as a fly? This is the meaning of slapping people and saying "it doesn't hurt" with a smile, it's too miserable, and I absolutely can't agree with it.

But how to refute it?

The fourth aunt was so angry that she was like a puffed frog, her cheeks rose and shrank, and it was very rhythmic.

Mrs. Gu was worried that the fourth aunt was too angry, so she could only help the fourth aunt speak: "A good meal, what flies and mosquitoes, disgusting or not, if you don't want to eat, get out, what's the trouble?" ”

Mrs. Gu is an elder in the family, and when she speaks, no one dares to refute it.

Gu Huizhu sneered, she was disgusted at the mention of flies, the fourth aunt's mouth was chirping non-stop like a cicada in summer, why didn't her old lady pop out a fart. She won't back down again, otherwise, who knows what these two will say next time.

She didn't pay attention to Mrs. Gu directly, but still asked Old Man Zheng: "Uncle Zheng, there is a new dish in Yuecheng recently, which is particularly famous, it seems to be called 'King Patrol Mountain', I heard that it is delicious, can you make it?" ”

Old man Zheng probably understood now that Gu Huizhu was not targeting him, nor was it targeting those dishes, but he smelled the strong smell of gunpowder and was very nervous. So he replied, carefully.

"I'll do it. That's the salt-and-pepper king snake. But I don't know if the ladies and ladies can eat snake meat, and I haven't done it. ”

Gu Panzhu didn't think that Gu Huizhu proposed this on a whim, so he helped ask, "Is it snake meat?" Then why did you take the name 'King Patrol Mountain'? ”

Old man Zheng lowered his head: "Second Miss, I just learned to cook, and I don't know anything else." ”

Gu Huizhu explained: "The 'king' of 'King Patrol Mountain' is talking about the king snake, which means that if you have nothing to do, don't patrol the mountain casually, don't wander around casually, otherwise the consequence of the king snake patrolling the mountain will be to be cooked into a salt and pepper king snake." It has an extended meaning, that is, don't be strong if you have nothing to do, otherwise you won't know if you're eaten. ”

Everyone: "......"

In fact, Gu Huizhu wanted to say, don't be strong if you have nothing to do, otherwise you won't know how to die. But considering that Mrs. Gu is old, she is most concerned about the words of life and death. After thinking about it for a while, I changed the word to express it, hey, it's really merciful.

This time, even the old man Zheng who came halfway through completely understood what was going on.

As soon as Mrs. Gu spoke, Gu Huizhu said the name of the dish, and it was self-evident who this was aimed at.

Old man Zheng just thought, what's fine, let me go back to the kitchen, it's too terrifying.

Mrs. Gu is not the fourth aunt, her seniority is placed here, and filial piety comes first, and she has enough qualifications to ask Gu Huizhu to bow down to her.

"Presumptuous, is this your attitude towards your elders?"

Mrs. Gu originally wanted to say "grandma", but considering that the word "grandma" caused a fierce quarrel two days ago, she almost turned over in anger, so she instinctively retreated and blurted out "elder".

Regardless of whether Gu Huizhu recognizes this grandmother or not, the identity of the elder is irrefutable.

Gu Huizhu put down his chopsticks, took out a handkerchief and wiped his mouth: "I didn't talk to you at all, do you have any attitude problems?" ”

"You ......"

That's right, people keep talking about food, and they don't mention people's names in half a sentence, so what's the hurry?

Old Mrs. Gu slapped the table: "Then you answer me, what do you want to do if you say something disgusting at the dinner table?" ”

Gu Huizhu raised her eyebrows and said: "The first to flirt is cheap, everyone eats quietly, it is the fourth aunt who is too much like a fly, and provokes a dispute of tongues first."