Chapter 280: Diarrhea

Cao Ping walked in the camp on the outskirts of this safe zone, and he obviously felt that many people looked at him with respect.

I don't understand why, but it's a blessing to be looked up to. At least everyone greets you kindly, and when something happens, there will be no stabbing you in the back. And there are obviously a lot more people willing to help him.

Like now.

"Are you sure you give it to me?" Cao Ping looked at a young boy with some surprise. It's just sixteen or seventeen.

The man blushed and did not speak, but nodded in the affirmative.

"Are you sure ......"

Cao Ping still asked in disbelief.

The man was still red-faced. This time, he spoke, and said very kindly: "You M, let you take it, you can take it, go to the toilet without paper, give it to you, what are you grinding." Just go out and bring it to me in a moment. ”

Cao Ping glanced at him gratefully, although this person's tone was not good, he could hear a trace of respect in his tone. Although later, the little mouse said that it was completely his imagination.

Walking out of the toilet, rubbing his numb legs, he not only sighed, "This toilet is so far away, no one comes, so I squatted for more than an hour before waiting for a person." ”

Sigh as you walk back.

There was also a respectful voice behind him, "If you don't send me paper, I'll kill you......"

Cao Ping was very satisfied with this person's pleading, nodded silently, and shouted, "Don't worry...... I'll bring you paper, you're squatting for a while......"

Then in the stinky dry toilet, it continued: "Hurry up, my legs are starting to go numb......"

Cao Ping agreed repeatedly, saying that he would go and come back quickly.

But he just walked back slowly with the steps of Master Bayi. "Who called you kid made me beg for twenty minutes before giving me the paper. You can also squat in there for a while. ”

Cao Ping walked on the path back to the new camp, this is a safe area that has only been opened in the past two days, it should be a prison before the end, there are already many soldiers and family members stationed here, and because of the incident a few days ago, the hospital has also moved here, and there is a special person to protect it.

Although it is very safe, the shortcomings are also obvious, there are no toilets, and it is true that there are toilets in a single room in the prison, but the doctors have converted them into medical rooms and inpatient rooms.

It's embarrassing, those who sacrificed their lives for the country are lying there injured, you can't urinate next to him.

In the end, the troops opened up a vacant lot on the outskirts of the prison and built several temporary toilets.

And by coincidence, many people today vomit and diarrhea. It seems that there is a collective food poisoning.

Why?

In fact, it also has something to do with Cao Ping.

……

After a day of fighting yesterday, Cao Ping and his soldiers fought valiantly to finally occupy the prison.

Of course, he was just a supply soldier at the end. Originally, he was not needed, but the last riot led to a shortage of people in the camp recently, and the people assigned by the above had not yet arrived, so they had to ask Cao Ping, Zhao Shanlin and Xiao Mouse to be the supply soldiers.

Of course, Cao Ping also pulled his crooked mouth, called practicing gall.

Cao Ping's four people were carrying large backpacks, all of which were bullets of various types.

Since he didn't have to be on the front line, Cao Ping farted with them in the back.

After a day of fighting, the prison was also successfully captured.

There were no people in the prison, and most of the zombies were starving prisoners, and they were locked in private rooms one by one. As a result, there were almost no casualties among the soldiers who came to clear the crackdown.

The captain saw that this prison, in terms of geographical location and security, was completely superior to that camp, and decided to move to this prison overnight.

Cao Ping was worried that there would be no walls, but he shut up before he could speak, because he saw a large crane actually lifting those walls one by one, and in less than an hour, a new safety zone was besieged.

Sure enough, ignorance limits one's imagination.

As the chief leader of the warehouse, Cao Ping has the responsibility and obligation to collect all supplies and captured materials together.

There was very little in the prison, but fortunately there were a lot of low-quality canned food and rice noodles, and the various dishes had long since rotted into mud.

When Cao Ping saw rice noodles and canned food, he planned to take out his specialty, canned rice mixing.

When a pot of hot canned rice was distributed to everyone, Cao Ping could see greed and appreciation in everyone's eyes.

However, Cao Ping overlooked one thing. It's just that the food in the prison is very poor, and almost all the rice noodles are old rice noodles, and the end has been more than a year old, and it has long been moldy.

Cao Ping, who had no life experience, didn't see it. And the strong aroma of inferior canned food masks the musty smell very well.

This also led to half an hour later, everyone, including Cao Ping, had diarrhea......

Everyone who passed by Cao Ping's side still said to Cao Ping with kindness: "I'll fuck your uncle......"

Cao Ping was also very kind to shake hands with everyone, and at the same time patiently asked, "Dude, do you have any paper?" There's paper ...... there."

Almost every soldier was moved by Cao Ping's kindness, and replied cordially: "Get out of your way...... Lao Tzu has a paper and won't give it to you......"

In the end, Cao Ping could only pick up a plastic sheet and run to the newly opened toilet. But there were too many soldiers, the toilets were full, and there were many female nurses and nurses in the distance, and Cao Ping was embarrassed to solve them in the open space.

I had to run back to my original camp to make it easier.

But the problem came, when he finished solving it, he found that the plastic sheet had fallen off while he was running. And just like that, the opening scene appeared.

……

When Cao Ping walked back to the prison camp, he looked at the high wall and not only sighed at the bull fork of technology. A new safe zone in an hour is in. Alas......

was sighing, his crooked mouth suddenly came out of nowhere, and said with a cheap smile: "Brother Cao...... That one...... Today's shift is off, and the camp is fine, so let's rest for a day. ”

"Oh......" looked at the crooked mouth suspiciously, "I'll rest so soon...... I've only been here for a few days. ”

The crooked mouth pursed to make the mouth even more crooked, "We were supposed to take a half-month off, and we had to go back to replenish the warehouse supplies." ”

Cao Ping nodded clearly, looked at the crooked mouth and asked, "Then you can go...... I'll walk with my friend in a while. ”

Tilted his mouth and asked, "Do you still have friends here?" ”

"Yes......" Cao Pingzheng said when he saw Liu Pengcheng walking over holding his stomach.

"Brother Cao...... You're a real cow, I've been constipated for two days, so I'll let you solve it with one meal. ”

Cao Ping was very satisfied with Liu Pengcheng's flattery.

Liu Pengcheng continued: "However, Brother Cao, this is the last time you touch the pot, and if you touch it in the future, my comrades-in-arms will have to beat you to death." This time, knowing that you are well-intentioned, I will not hold you responsible. ”

Hearing his words, Cao Ping's face changed, and he scolded: "You white-eyed wolves, you guys finally cooked a meal for you, and you still dislike it, why can't you ask Grandpa Lao Tzu to serve more when you eat." And now they slander me......"

Liu Pengcheng laughed and didn't speak.

Cao Ping also scolded a few words and enjoyed it, "By the way, Liu Pengcheng, when are you going to take a vacation, I can go back with Crooked Mouth......"

Liu Pengcheng didn't speak, and said with a crooked mouth: "My name is Shenlong...... Shannon...... Don't call it a crooked mouth......"

Cao Ping nodded, "Okay, crooked mouth......"

Liu Pengcheng glanced at his crooked mouth and said, "Originally, I applied for a leave of absence today, but now the whole army has diarrhea...... Hey...... I won't go back yet, what will happen to the province. ”

Cao Ping nodded, looking at the wailing in the toilet in the distance, a trace of guilt suddenly rose in his heart, although he teased and comforted himself all morning, in fact, Cao Ping knew that he had indeed done something wrong this time. After thinking about it, he said to the crooked mouth: "This time, I won't go back...... I'll accompany my buddy, you can go back by yourself! When the food comes, let me know, and I'll help unload it. ”

When he heard that Cao Ping was not leaving, he grinned and said anxiously: "Brother Cao, no...... You've got to go...... Otherwise...... Otherwise......"

Hearing the wrong tone of his mouth, he asked strangely, "Otherwise, what's wrong?" ”

He glanced at Liu Pengcheng with a crooked mouth, and said to Cao Ping in a low voice: "Last time you said you would take me to the second district...... What the hell ......."

Cao Ping was stunned for a moment, he didn't understand what he said at first, but he understood in an instant, and he still thought about the woman in the second district.

Depend on...... It's really a dog that can't change eating, and this crooked mouth will die on a woman sooner or later.