Chapter 39: Please be a good host!
"The prophet base attacked the Black Dragon Village," Ji Mo raised his eyebrows: "Did you say you did something wrong?" ”
Sun Fugui said repeatedly: "I did it wrong, I did it wrong, I did it wrong!" ”
Ji Mo: "Do you know what's wrong?" ”
Sun Fugui: "I know, I know, I know!" ”
Ji Mo looked at him with a smile: "Very good, write a three-thousand-word review, and hand it over to me tomorrow morning!" ”
Three thousand words?
Sun Fugui's heart was almost broken: Can you stop making such a literate joke with the illiterate?
I don't even know so many words!
Three thousand words? It's so ruthless! Senior sister Xia Xianyue was shocked: This is a proposition!
"Alas, in this era, I can't even find this book...... Ji Mo sighed casually, this is the worst era, the most important books in cultural inheritance are not preserved at all, and no one cares, and even most of the books are buried in the pit one by one......
"I've got it, I've got it, I've got it!"
Sun Fugui's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly took out a crumpled little broken book from his arms, and held it high above his head with both hands like offering treasures. Suddenly, he felt a lightness in his hand, and he hurriedly looked up, but saw that the little broken book automatically flew into Ji Mo's hand as if he had wings and could fly.
Two hundred years later, science and technology are still quite developed, Ji Mo twisted the paper, more than a hundred years have passed since the end of the world, and it is very good that it can be preserved like a textbook used by a primary school student for a semester.
This crumpled little broken book still carries Sun Fugui's body temperature, and it is conceivable that Sun Fugui has always carried it close to him. Ji Mo thought it would be a classic book containing the philosophy of life, such as "The Last Days Said to Be Good" or "The Most Zombie", but he didn't expect this to be a "Three Character Classic"!
It's still a phonetic version for elementary school students!
Ji Mo was a little disappointed and flipped through the pages to see if there was any missing page: "Do you know all the words in it?" ”
Of course, Sun Fugui doesn't know everything, although this is a phonetic version for primary school students, but Sun Fugui doesn't know pinyin.
But thinking of trying to please Ji Mo, Sun Fugui slapped his swollen face and said fatly: "Know, know, know!" ”
"It's good to know." Ji Mo threw the "Three Character Classic" back to him, and said with a smile: "Recite the full text!"
"Recite it to me tomorrow morning!"
"Huh?" Sun Fugui's heart suddenly 10,000 grass and mud horses roared by: "Back, recite the full text?" ”
Beast! Senior Sister Xia Xianyue's little face turned pale: Master, have you ever considered the feelings of illiteracy?
"That's right," Ji Mo suddenly thought about it, and asked Sun Fugui, "Are your parents okay?" ”
Master, I'm in my sixties...... Sun Fugui, who was devastated by his spirit, twitched with wrinkles on his face: "Thank you Master for your concern, my father and mother have passed away for several years......"
"It's a pity ......"
Ji Mo was very disappointed, if they were still alive, even if there was one alive, he could call his parents.
Punish the station, write a review, memorize the full text...... If you can still call the parents themselves, there will be no regrets......
The system can't stand it anymore: "Ding Dong! Please be a good host! ”
"It's okay," Sun Fugui obviously failed to correctly comprehend the spirit of the saint, accompanied by a smiling face:
"Joy and mourning, all joy and mourning!"
The corners of Ji Mo's mouth twitched twice covertly: "Third, within three days, I want to see the unification of the Great Ruins!"
"I don't care what means you use or how many people you use, Xiao Yueyue can also help you.
"Anyway, what I want is that there will be no more bases and alliances, and all human beings will be united!
"It's a scoring question. After passing these three tests, we will take you as an apprentice. Go ahead. ”
"Yes!" Sun Fugui gritted his teeth and glared, and slammed his head on the ground: "The disciple must do his best!" ”
Ji Mo finally got too much of it, and with a flick of his sleeves, a white light disappeared.
Originally, there were still many people in the prophet's base who wanted to worship Ji Mo as a teacher, but when they heard the three tests that Ji Mo gave Sun Fugui, they were completely dead, not to mention any 3,000-word review and recitation of the full text, and some people didn't even know the title of the little broken book.
The third test is really a score question for Sun Fugui, but it is difficult for them!
Since he accepted Ji Mo's test, Sun Fugui asked his subordinates to solve the accommodation problem by themselves. He is also not qualified to enter the Crystal Palace, he has no night vision, he can only squat under the lantern in front of the gate of the Crystal Palace, I don't know where to get the Tianzi grid book and half a pencil, just like a primary school student with the faint light of the lantern, sometimes biting the tip of the pen and meditating, sometimes his eyes are shining and writing hard, and sometimes he scratches the few remaining hairs......
Looking at Sun Fugui's 3,000-word review that was about to go crazy, and then thinking that Sun Fugui was going to memorize the entire book tonight, Xia Xianyue felt sweet in her heart inexplicably, originally she thought that Ji Mo was not good to her, but now she knew that Ji Mo was secretly spoiling her.
It seems that Master, a big fool, is not at all incomprehensible! Xia Xianyue's heart was shaken: Otherwise, when he comes to chase me, I won't test him......
However, Xia Xianyue also has a greater sense of urgency, in the past, Ji Mo was just her apprentice, and there was no comparison between the speed of Xia Xianyue's cultivation of exercises. Now seeing that Ji Mo is going to accept a second apprentice soon, and he is so cultured, Xia Xianyue feels that she has to work hard, no matter what, she must stand firm among the future junior brothers and sisters.
So Xia Xianyue also hurried back to her room, and worked hard to study the "Thousand Machines Pill Sutra", Ji Mo had already rewarded her with the Tianji Treasure Ding, she really had no talent in the "Imperial Beast Formula", but Xia Xianyue believed that with her fire ability, the "Thousand Machines Pill Sutra" would definitely be able to achieve.
Ji Mo is also trying to wait for her to cultivate the Thousand Machines Dan Sutra, although Ji Mo is a salted fish, he can't watch Xia Xianyue die outside. If Xia Xianyue learned the "Thousand Machines Pill Sutra", and then she refined the Thousand Machines Pill for her herself, wouldn't it save Ji Mo trouble?
Ji Mo waited hard, and even stayed up all night to wait for her to watch "Seven Men with Naked Breasts Bullying a Young Woman Without Pants", a large-scale Xianxia epic masterpiece of passionate inspirational grievances and hatred, but even if Ji Mo worked so hard, Xia Xianyue still didn't practice.
Xia Xianyue's cultivation of "Flame Knife" can be said to have improved by leaps and bounds, but she didn't know anything about cultivating "Imperial Beast Technique", and she was slightly better at cultivating "Thousand Machines Dan Sutra......
The next morning, Sun Fugui's bloodshot eyes, his hair was messy like a chicken nest, and his hands trembled and appeared in Ji Mo's room with the review book and the "Three Character Classic", as if he was ten years old......
[This is yesterday's 2nd update]