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April Fool's Day, also known as the Festival of Ten Thousand Fools, the Festival of Humor, April Fool's Day is April 1 of the Gregorian calendar, which is a popular folk festival that has emerged in the West since the 19th century, and has not been recognized as a legal holiday by any country.

On this day, people deceive and play tricks on each other in various ways, often at the end of the joke to debunk and declare the object of the trick to be a "fool".

The nature of jokes rarely contains substantial malice, but individual jokes are generally avoided because they are too big to cause panic among people, generate large-scale repercussions, and derive into (media) rumors and urban legends.

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After listening to Ye Wenhua's words, Luo Zhi secretly slandered, but he didn't show it on his face.

just said coquettishly: "Then you call Ye Jin over and ask him to wait and find pigweed." ”

"What did you say?" Ye Wenhua plucked his ears.

"When your mother said that when you wanted me to be here, she went out every day to look for pigweed, and you also know that I have never done menial work, so I can cook, but I can't do other things.

If you feel sorry for me, you should buy me a maid and come back.

You see that there are so many of us, and there are three small ones, even the Cao family doesn't have time to do any more farm work, right? Ye Jin is fine anyway, let him do it. ”

Ye Wenhua was stunned and said, "Looking for pigweed?" Jin'er is a boy who does a woman's work, don't you let him be laughed at by others?

If you don't want to do it, let Roche do it.

You have your own mind about the maid's business, don't you also have money on you, why don't you go to the shop and buy a woman who can do rough work and come back? ”

"I don't have more than five taels of silver, where can I afford a servant? If you don't let me take care of the money, how can I have any extra money! Roche glanced at him complainingly.

Ye Wenhua immediately said angrily: "When I got married, I gave your eldest brother thirty taels of silver, and I also gave you twenty taels of silver.

Plus the one hundred taels that your eldest brother borrowed, and the profit money that you will give you every month. How could you have no silver?"

Luo Che pouted and said, "Didn't I put it all in my eldest brother's place, let him give us more money."

Xianggong, if you don't find me a maid in the county, I won't say anything. But now here, your mother has to do rough work...... Xianggong, you don't talk ......"

"Alright, alright...... I'm going to rest. If you want a maid, I'll go to the store tomorrow to buy one and come back.

Now you go and help Cao bring Niu Niu and let her go to find pigweed. Ye Wenhua fell on the bed with a headache, covered his face and sighed.

Luo wanted to say something more, but after thinking about it, he didn't say anything more, although this Ye Wenhua looked a little ugly, he was not a rough person, and he still had some wealth, so he couldn't bear it.

Ye Jiang's side knocked on Cao's door, and Ye Tianlu suddenly threw himself into her arms, rushing her back a step.

Ye Jin happened to see it, and hurriedly grabbed his grandmother, and said angrily to Ye Tianlu: "What are you running? Can't you walk well? What should I do if I knock my grandma down? ”

Ye Jiangshi also pulled this kid angrily, patted him lightly on the buttocks, and said, "What are you running, it's so hot outside." ”

Ye Tianlu smiled and said to Ye Jiang's family: "Great-grandmother, I'm hungry, what is there to eat here."

Let me tell you, that aunt's house has more snacks, but it is delicious. What snacks do you have here, can you bring some melons and fruits? ”

Ye Jin listened to this, his heart twitched, this kid and his grandmother actually talked like this, making him look like an ancestor.

Sure enough, Ye Jiangshi scolded: "Then why don't you stay at her house?" When you see the sky, you know how to eat.

If you want to eat, ask your father and mother to buy it with money, and call your mother out to me, why I knocked on the door for a long time, and she didn't come. ”

Ye Tianlu hated being said the most, a stalk of his neck, unhappily broke free of Ye Jiang's palm, ran to the side and made a grimace and said: "My mother said that my head is a little dizzy, lie down!" ”

Ye Jiang's eyes glared and said, "As soon as you come back, you will sleep." What kind of virtue is this, get her up quickly. ”

At this time, Luo Shi came over, she hugged Ye Tianlu with a smile and said: "Mother, don't be annoyed, go back to the house first, this Niu Niu is a little naughty, I'll take him in a while, you rest!" ”

Hearing Luo's words, Ye Jiang's face was relieved and said to her: "You and Cao's first got the pigweed back in the afternoon, and then we both went to the kitchen to help, did you hear it!" ”

"Rest assured, we'll do it well."

It was rare for the Luo clan to follow Ye Jiang's wishes and say, anyway, there will be a maid tomorrow, and then he will not serve this old woman.

When Ye Jiang's left, Luo's eyes rolled and he threw the bamboo basket to Ye Jindao: "You go to find a basket of pigweed and come back, why are you stunned?"

I didn't see your sister-in-law dizzy and uncomfortable. is such a big person, he doesn't do any work at home all day, and he knows how to eat. ”

Ye Jin was not afraid of him, hugged his chest and sneered: "Who said that I didn't do anything, I practiced martial arts, and in three years, I will go to the martial arts exam."

Besides, I ate my father's, and I didn't eat yours, so you don't have to be verbose. ”

After speaking, he didn't look at Roche and strode towards his room.

Although his own mother left on her own, she didn't want their father and son. But Roche didn't like him and his eldest brother, this stepmother didn't do anything except dress up, and only asked for money.

I really don't know what ** soup my father hit her, it's not as good as his sister-in-law, sister-in-law can also do laundry and cook, this Luo can't even wash dishes.

I still want to mind my own business, phew!

Luo gritted his teeth angrily, and cursed secretly: "Don't look at your horse face, you still want to be lifted, and do your blue sky daydream!" ”

Carrying a bamboo basket, she walked into Cao's house and shouted to her regardless of it: "Guanning, get up." ”

In the evening, Cao Wanning came back with half a basket of pigweed, and was disgusted by the Ye Jiang clan and scolded for two quarters of an hour.

It wasn't until she saw Xiao come back with two dustpans of sweet potato leaves that she stopped angrily.

"Mother, is the meal ready, we are all starving to death!" Xiao Shi put down his burden and said tiredly.

Ye Jiangshi tugged at the corners of his mouth and glanced at Xiao, and asked, "The sweet potato fields have been turned over, how many potatoes have you harvested today?" ”

Xiao wiped a handful of sweat, scooped up a scoop of water, drank it, and said after a while: "I collected almost a thousand catties of potatoes, and I pulled them back with an ox cart." ”

Ye Jiang's smile was a little at this time.

The red-skinned and yellow-skinned potatoes are not harvested until early November, and now they are counting on potatoes as vegetables and grain on hot days.

Sweet potatoes and potatoes were planted by the commoners more than ten years ago, and in the past, in this season, many families were green and yellow, tightening their belts to live, and some people were starved to death.

Ye Wenjun then walked into the kitchen with a load of potatoes and shouted, "Mother, is the meal ready?" I am hungry! If there's something for me, it's okay to deal with two mouthfuls first. ”

"Yes, yes. Freshly made leek omelets, you take two. Ye Jiang turned around and went to get the small dustpan containing the cakes.

Seeing that Cao was still stunned, he glared at her again, "What are you still doing in a daze, I don't know how to take a hand to light the fire, I don't want to eat at night?" ”

Cao Shi bit his lip, and then reluctantly walked to the stove, but he didn't see Luo, and he was even more resentful.

In the past, when Tan was there, he didn't have to do any rough work.

There are no pigs at home, and she doesn't have to look for any pigweed.

I heard the old woman ask her to go looking for pigweed, but she put the job on herself.

Broken shoes with a black heart, rotten mother-in-law!

Xiao Shi and Ye Wenjun washed their hands, and one of them took a cake and devoured it.

Looking at the obscure Cao family out of the corner of her eye, she asked in surprise, "Niece and daughter-in-law, didn't you go to the town?" Why are you back? ”

It can't be that the leek sprout doesn't agree with them staying with the Qian family, right?

Hmph, the fourth child thought well, he worked alone, and asked the Qian family to give them a family of eight people to eat and live.

When the Qian family is a benevolent church.

Cao said weakly: "My father-in-law said that he wanted to make furniture here, and we will come back and live for half a year." ”

"Live for half a year...... Xiao Shi was stunned for a moment, and soon rejoiced in his heart.

It seems that I don't have to do the work at home in the future, but I don't know if Ye Wenhua gave money to Ye Jiang's family?

It should be given, otherwise the Ye Jiang clan will not make a fuss, she will not let Ye Wenhua and his family eat and live here for nothing.

Xiao Shi looked at the few dishes made on the stove and found that the food had indeed improved.

There is meat!

There is also fish soup.

When a large table of dishes is served, the men and children sit, and the women stand to eat.

But Ye Tianlu kept stretching out his chopsticks to poke and pound on the table.

Ye Jiang's face sank and said, "What are you messing with, the dishes are all ruined for you!" ”

Ye Tianlu puffed out his mouth and didn't speak, put down the chopsticks and didn't eat.

Cao asked, "What do you want to eat?" Mother help you clip, you are not allowed to stretch out your chopsticks anymore. ”

"It's not delicious, the dishes are not delicious, and there are few good dishes, I want to eat chicken legs, I want to eat braised eggs!" I don't want to eat fish soup, it smells bad. ”

Ye Jiang's brows knotted and said angrily: "Don't eat if you don't eat, get off the table for me!" ”

Ye Xing also said angrily: "What's the trouble, what's there to eat!" ”

Ye Tianlu cried suddenly, and Cao Shi hurriedly comforted him, so he stopped to eat.

Luo Shi took a large piece of meat as if he was fine, and ate it beautifully, the taste of Ye Jiang's other dishes was not good, but the meat was stewed well, and the soybeans were stewed softly, and the taste was okay.

She sandwiched her sons and daughters, but her children were still well-behaved, and she knew that she couldn't make trouble eating here.

"Ouch! Mother, this dish you made is delicious, make it a few more times next time. ”

"Beautiful you, this time I saw that the sixth man was tired of digging potatoes, so I did it on purpose, you eat one less piece and eat winter melon."

As he spoke, Ye Jiang moved the bowl of soybean stewed pork belly to Old Man Ye and Ye Wenjun.

Luo glanced at it and said: "Mother, you are not authentic, we have paid for the vegetables, and this meat is only ten pounds a catty, so what about eating two catties of meat every day." ”

After speaking, he asked Xiao Shidao: "Brother and sister, how much do you pay every day for eating here?" ”

Xiao squinted at her and said with a smile: "I have to work in the field every day, or you will start digging potatoes with me tomorrow, this potato will be dug for three or five days, and there is just no manpower." ”

Xiao couldn't wait to drive her away—this Luo was so annoying.

can't do any work, the fourth child took a few dollars to Ye Jiang's family, thinking that she couldn't give it?

When Luo heard this, her face changed, and she endured her anger and said to Xiao Shi: "Didn't I say it casually, our family Wenhua wants to make furniture here, and as a brother, I have to take care of it more." ”

Ye Wenhua, after eating the last bite of meat, put down his chopsticks and complained: "You mother-in-law, what are you talking about here, and you don't let people eat." In the future, you women will take the children and sit at the small table. ”

Old man Ye also nodded and said, "Let's eat in the hall tomorrow, and let a few of their mothers-in-law eat in the kitchen." ”

Ye Jiang said busily: "Let the fourth daughter-in-law and the Cao family do the cooking in the future, the work at home is done for the two of them, and the sixth daughter-in-law will work hard to finish digging the potatoes."

Wait for the next few days to pass, and ask your father to find the fifth child to arrange something for the sixth child to do. ”

Ye Wenjun was stunned and said, "Leek Ya will agree, I will go to the Qian family to do things?" ”

Ye Wenhua said with a smile: "Tomorrow, the Qian family will move to a new house, you and my father will go to deliver the fruit together, and we will help you talk to them well."

You don't know how to do this handiwork, you can go to the shop they opened to find a job first, even if you are asked to do some rough work, it's nothing, after all, you are his uncle, and the leek sprout gives you some wages every month, which is better than digging in the soil.

And after the farm is over, our family will rent the land to others next year, and my father and mother are also old, so in the future, it is time to enjoy leisure at home. ”

Ye Wenjun didn't expect the Qian family to invite them to deliver the fruit, he smiled and said: "Fourth brother, I want to learn to be a bookkeeper, can you talk to the fifth brother and let me be an apprentice or something."

Is it okay to pay less? ”

"We'll help you talk about this, and we'll talk about it if we can do it." Old man Ye finished eating and said.

Luo Shi has been watching them fight coldly, although Ye Jiang's wants her to do the work at home, but when the maid buys it, she will be idle, and she doesn't need to be angry now.

Seeing that Cao's face was not good, she understood her little caution, but she didn't bother to tell her that she would be used for a maid tomorrow.

Anyway, the maid is serving herself, and the Cao family wants to let Ye Xing pay for her to buy it.

Cao Shi wiped his son's mouth, and suddenly said, "Grandma, can you add a bowl of soy sauce egg custard every day in the future, Niu Niu likes to eat it." ”

"You have to eat eggs every day, and you're not afraid of eating fire?" Ye Jiang's family rolled his eyes, even when there was food and drink at home before, he didn't see Ning's eating eggs for Ye Xi every day, they all ate them every other day.

Cao Shi couldn't help but say a little sneeringly: "I just want to raise the cattle and cattle strongly, and grow up to the bones." ”

Ye Jiang's face tightened and said, "My own great-grandson, I know that I feel distressed. He's so strong, and he's in good shape.

Since he doesn't like to eat the food I cook, then you can cook for him every day, but I can tell you, don't give him eggs every day, do you hear? ”

Cao's face was very unhappy.

She thought to herself, this old woman slammed the door, when she was in the county seat, Niu Niu ate egg custard every day, and she didn't see any fire, and she was reluctant to raise her grandson with two dollars, no wonder she dared to sell the daughter of the fifth uncle's family.

Now I see that other people are having a good time, but I don't come to honor her, I know that I regret it, right?

Deserve!

Turning her head and seeing Ye Xing's warning eyes, she didn't dare to say more, she only vented as if she casually swept two mouthfuls of food, and then left the table with her son in her arms.

Although Ye Tianlu understood Ye Jiang's words and didn't let him eat eggs every day, it was rare that he didn't make trouble.

In fact, he doesn't like to eat eggs every day, and his favorite food is chicken.

But when I was in the county, I didn't often eat chicken, and I only ate it twice a month.

However, when he saw that there were dozens of chickens in this old house, he was panicked, and he looked up and said to Cao's family: "Mother, let's not eat eggs tomorrow, can we kill a chicken and eat it?" ”

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