"How old are you?" Xiao Man finally couldn't help but break the silence.

"I'm fifteen, you."

You're five years older than me. ”

There was another burst of silence.

"I'll tell you a joke." Xiao Man felt that he had this obligation to break the silence.

"Uh-huh."

"Once upon a time, there was a poet named Lu You, who saw that his country was destroyed, and Lu You was angry, and as a result, we were cut off from the Internet." This is the funniest joke Ling Wei has ever heard in her previous life, or she accidentally heard someone else tell it in the toilet, just Ling

Wei didn't react, but then came back and enjoyed it all day.

Looking at the beautiful boy's puzzled expression, Xiaoman felt a little pity, "Alas, you can't understand this, but if you do, you will definitely find it funny." ”

"Then you're telling me something I can understand." Looking at the villain in front of him, Zhou Duchan suddenly felt how good it would be if he could watch her grow up like this.

Xiao Ming asked his father to tell him a story. Daddy said you want to listen long or short?

Xiao Ming: Long!

Dad: Once upon a time there was a fly, buzz bum

Xiao Ming: Dad, you'd better keep it short!

Daddy: Once upon a time there was a fly, buzz, pop!. ”

"When Xiao Ming looked at the teacher and smiled in class, the teacher was very strange,

Teacher: Xiao Ming, why do you keep laughing?

Xiao Ming: Because I have a cold.

Teacher: I need to take medicine if I have a cold

Xiao Ming: "Teacher, I've already eaten the bite, and I'm going to laugh (the medicinal effect) all day."

Xiao Man made up several cold jokes about Xiao Ming.

Watching the beautiful boy's constricted eyebrows gradually stretch out, the corners of his eyebrows are smiling, and there is a feeling like a spring breeze.

Xiaoman thinks it's better to coax a child, but it's not easy to coax such a big child.

Xiao Si and Xiao Qi looked at their son's smiling face, curious, Xiao Si carried the basket, Xiao Qi took a grass in the basket and put it in his mouth, "Xiao Qi, what did Xiao Man say to his son." ”

"You don't know, how could I possibly know."

Xiao Si looked up at the sun, "It's all over at this hour, but before going out, the son promised to go back on time to meet the Miss Li family."

"Look at Childe's posture to miss the appointment, Childe will be annoyed when he returns."

Looking at the sparkling eyes of his son-in-law, Xiao Si knew that he would not be able to leave at all for a while.

Telling jokes, guessing riddles, and telling funny things, Xiaoman felt that his mouth never stopped.

Xiao Man stretched out his tongue and licked his somewhat dry lips, and Zhou Duchan put a bowl of tea to Xiao Man's mouth in a timely manner.

Xiao Man naturally opened his mouth and drank tea from Zhou Duchan's hand.

"I'm leaving, don't forget in three days."

Zhou Duchan, gently stroked Xiaobai's back, the little guy hummed comfortably, Xiaoman looked at the good-looking hands, and suddenly felt a little jealous of Xiaobai.

Xiao Man stretched out his hand to wrap Xiao Bai and involuntarily pouted.

"Hehe," looking at Xiaoman's cute little appearance, he couldn't help but reach out and touch Xiaoman's fluffy little head.

Xiao Man hugged Xiao Bai, his mind was dizzy, watching the young man in white go away, like a dream.

Seeing his young master come out, Xiao hurriedly sent a basket to Xiao Man, and the basket was full of grass.

Zhou Duchan gave Xiao Qi an appreciative smile, and Xiao Qi felt like flowers were blooming around him.

Taking the basket, Xiao Qi turned around and said goodbye.

"Xiao Qi, wait a minute."

Xiao Man came out with a small bag of things and handed it to Xiao Qi, "Help me give this to your son-in-law, thank you." ”

Zhou Duchan held the small bag in the carriage, gently approached and sniffed it, remembering the vivid little face, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise.

Hell, Xiao Man shook his head, trying to get rid of that good-looking face in his head.

Oops, I forgot to feed the rabbit, put down Xiaobai, picked up the basket and came to the rabbit cage, opened the lid on it, Xiaoman was stunned, that kind of rabbit was tearing the hair on its belly, the bottom of the cage was already covered with rabbit hair, and something was wriggling in the rabbit hair.

With courage, he gently brushed away the rabbit fur with a branch, and several small things covered in blood appeared in front of him.

"Oh my god, what is this, is it a mouse?"

Mother rabbit: Is there any common sense, how can this be a mouse, obviously my cute baby rabbit.

The rabbit jumped away slightly, and there was a fleshy thing in the place where it had been squatting.

Could it be that this rabbit is giving birth, these little fleshy things are not rats but rabbits.

"Hahaha, it's actually a little rabbit," the whole body is pink and hairless, the skin is very thin and almost transparent, and the eyes have not yet opened.

Xiaoman was a little impatient to find someone to share the joy in his heart, and turned his head to look around at only Xiaobai.

I had to pick up Xiaobai at my feet: "Xiaobai, Xiaobai, you look at a lot of rabbits." ”

"Wang," Xiaobai saw that the little rabbit was screaming very loudly, and he was very excited.

Xiaoman patted Xiaobai and said softly: "Be quiet, don't frighten my little rabbit." ”

A man and a dog were lying on the edge of the cage, two pairs of eyes staring unblinking, and their mouths were gently open.

Xiao Man counted a total of twelve, the female rabbit bent her hind legs, gently supported her body, squatted on top of the little rabbit, and after a while, "chirp," the sound of feeding a litter of little rabbits seemed to have exploded.

Xiao Man stretched out his hand and touched the female rabbit's ear, "Little rabbit, you have worked hard today, I'll go get some delicious rewards." ”

After rummaging through the kitchen for a long time, I found a carrot, which seemed to have been forgotten for a long time, and was a little wilted, but the rabbit probably wouldn't mind.

After feeding the rabbits, seeing that the sky had darkened, thinking that Gu Dashan and they were about to come back, they wanted to go and cook the meal in advance, but it burned for a long time, and the bottom of the pot was just smoking, and it couldn't be lit, and it was so smoked that tears flowed, so I had to give up.

I wiped my tears and washed my face, and continued to look at rabbits, forgive me for not seeing a live rabbit in my two lives.

When Gu Dashan and the others came back, Xiao Man was pouting his ass and watching the little rabbit feeding, and he couldn't close his mouth happily.

Hearing Da Bai's scream, Xiao Man hurriedly raised his head, "Mother, you are finally back." ”

Gu Shi looked at Xiao Man's red eyes, as if he had just cried, "Xiao Man, why are your eyes so red." ”

"It's okay, it's smoky, my mother has given birth to a lot of rabbits, come and take a look."

Gu Shi smiled and looked at Xiao Man's excited little face, "We knew about it yesterday." ”

"How do you know?" Xiao Man was a little unconvinced.

Da Man walked up to Xiao Man with his things and blinked, "When I fed the rabbit last night, I saw it pulling its fur." ”

"Will pulling the fur give birth to rabbits?"

Flutter, Da Man laughed out loud.