"Oh? What's the good stuff? Take it out and show it to the apprentices. Ouyang Xuehaiyue raised her eyebrows, her eyes lit up, her cherry lips curved, and she chattered as she walked, "Hiss...... By the way, how can I have the feeling that the big bad wolf wants to kidnap Little Red Riding Hood! ”

Although Ouyang Xuehai's voice was very low, his ears were so sharp,

"Apprentice, what do you mean by what you just said? Who is the Big Bad Wolf? Who is Little Red Riding Hood? Also, why did the big bad wolf kidnap Little Red Riding Hood? ”

Shui Ruyan's bright eyes are like ignorant and studious babies, with ignorance and a strong desire for knowledge, staring at Ouyang Xuehai with blank eyes.

Ouyang Xuehai was stared at all over, with three vertical lines hanging helplessly on his forehead, and the corners of his mouth couldn't stop twitching.

Alas, this is not a "monkey fishing for the moon", "a dog taking a mouse" - nothing to do!

No, if you don't want to be annoyed to death, you must not sit still, you have to find a way to divert her attention quickly!

"Ahem, master, that's just an inconsequential analogy, you don't need to delve into it, don't mention it, hehehehe......"

"Oh, by the way, aren't you going to show the apprentice good things? I'm still waiting for an eye-opener, where is the surprise, where is it? ”

A certain woman who didn't mean to drink immediately pretended to look around, and spared no effort to lead her thinking to other places.

At the same time, she secretly prayed in her heart that the tactic of 'striking the east and west' would work, because she really didn't want to, and didn't know how to explain it, such meaningless and boring questions.

Shui Ruyan was overjoyed to see Ouyang Xuehai looking forward to his gift so much, with a smile on his eyebrows, a doting face, and in the blink of an eye, he forgot the question just now.

"Hee-hee-hee...... Apprentice, close your eyes first, and when the teacher asks you to open them, open them again, don't peek, you know no!! ”

Cut, naïve! Boom!

What is it that is good enough to use the elaborate and mysterious things? Although I disdain it in my heart, I still have to do enough on my face.

Now that you have worshiped the teacher and boarded the thief ship, there is no room for repentance! If she obeys her old man's wishes, she will not lose a piece of meat. What's more, it is not necessary to have an unexpected gain, don't do it in vain, why not!

In addition, it is even more fortunate that the ears are protected from poison, and the mouth has saved a lot of saliva, and finally escaped the catastrophe, and the transfer plan - success!

"Wait, wait...... Ready to open your eyes! ”

Ouyang Xuehai slowly opened his eyes as he spoke, and immediately saw Shui Ruyan with his hands behind his back, his head poking forward, his big eyes flickering, he was looking at himself happily, the distance between the two can be said to be close at hand, his expression was stunned, his eyebrows twisted, and he instinctively took a big step back.

"People are scary, they will scare people to death, do you know, respected master! And wow, you won't tell me that this so-called 'good thing', ahem, ahem, it's yours! ”

"No, no."

Shui Ruyan first shook his head in a deep way, like a private school teacher giving a lecture slowly.

Later, her beautiful eyes raised and she laughed wildly, "Hehehehehehe Hahahaha......"

Hum! Laughing so loudly, so harshly, so terrifying, and not afraid to attract wild wolves.

Ouyang Xuehai glanced at the spring breeze and said word by word,

"Master, you are really, really...... Forehead...... It's so quiet! The disciples are happy and convinced, willing to bow to the wind, and they are ashamed of themselves!! ”

Actually, what she wants to say most from the bottom of her heart is - she has nothing to do when she is full, and she is playing tricks here.

Hmph, it doesn't matter, the gentleman takes revenge, it's not too late for ten years! I endure, I endure, I endure...... Let's ride a donkey and read the record book - we'll see!!

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The weather has been very good today, why do you suddenly feel cold!

Shui Ruyan instinctively pulled his shirt, and quietly glanced at Ouyang Xuehai.

No wonder the air pressure around is so low, looking at this posture, the baby apprentice seems to be on the verge of a violent storm and volcanic eruption, what should I do? The joke seems to have gone a little too far. Thinking of this, a certain unscrupulous master shook the hem of a black-bellied apprentice's clothes, with a flattering face, and smiled,

"Hehe, baby apprentice, don't be angry, it's not okay to be wrong for the teacher! The master assures you, don't take an example, don't take an example! Okay, good boy, hurry up and look back, do you like the gift that the teacher gave you?! ”

Now the water is like smoke like a kitten and puppy that is afraid of being abandoned by its owner, wagging its tail and begging for mercy, that funny appearance, not to mention how funny!

"Oh!"

Eh, goosebumps fell to the ground, disgusting to death, Ouyang Xuehai's jade fingers like frost and snow brushed his hair, his delicate face was unmoved, and his nostrils were even more reluctant to perfunctory, which was considered to be agreed.

The cold and cruel appearance is like a calm and unprosperous lake on a moonlit night, but in fact, the heart has long been like a waterfall smashing on the rocks and spraying pearls and jade-happy flowers.