Luo Feng thought that his acting skills were already above the level, but Grandma Jiang was unmoved, the old man was so angry that his body was trembling, and he looked like he was about to turn his back on it.

"Engong, even if you save the life of the old woman, don't tease me like this, don't continue talking!"

Granny Jiang tried her best to suppress her anger, if she hadn't been able to beat Luo Feng like that, she was afraid that she would have smashed the spell of Xianling Island and Miao Jiang Gu on Luo Feng's bald head a long time ago!

"Why?" Luo Feng looked puzzled, and said in surprise: "You said that I saved Ling'er back then, and she had a good impression of me, so she matched us, but I also saved you back then, didn't you feel a little bit interested in me?" If Ling'er would fall in love with the person who saved him at first sight, why wouldn't you? ”

"The old woman was also in her sixties back then, and you looked like a young man in his early twenties at that time, how could I have other ideas!"

The old lady cried and laughed: "There was no one back then, and it is impossible to have it now!" Engong, you won't be chanting Buddha and chanting crazy demons, wake up! ”

"It doesn't make sense!" Luo Feng still couldn't understand, and asked: "Ling'er was just a five-year-old child back then, how could she like an adult man?" Even if I looked like I was in my twenties, at least you and I were both adult men and women, and the chances of sparks were higher than those of a five-year-old, right? ”

"Is it okay for the old woman to be an old man back then?" Grandma Jiang said angrily: "Don't talk such strange nonsense with your eyes open!" We are not a good match, and we are unlikely to love each other! ”

Luo Feng frowned and said: "It's strange, we obviously live in a magical world, there are real immortals, demons and gods in this world, your best friend Shuiyue Palace Master is an immortal, what you practice on the island is the immortal art she taught, that Shuiyue Palace Master is at least a thousand years old, ten times older than you, that is called a real old man." ”

Speaking of this, Luo Feng narrowed his eyes and asked sharply: "Then, if I say that I fell in love with the Water Moon Palace Lord and fell in love with her at first sight, would you still think it was strange?" Still think it's impossible? ”

Shuiyue Palace is a major in immortal cultivation, has a good appearance, and is graceful and dignified, beautiful and dusty, but in fact, her age is at least ten times that of Grandma Jiang, and her immortal lifespan has been exhausted, which shows how old she is.

Grandma Jiang was stunned for a moment, and then thought about it, it seemed that this was really the case, now Luo Zen Master's magic power is strong, and his realm is not inferior to the Lord of the Water Moon Palace, and he is also handsome and mighty, exuding the temperament of the Holy Buddha, and the Lord of the Water Moon Palace of Cos Guanyin Niangniang is really a bit of a match.

Luo Feng continued: "The little stone I received is a jade stone, nine hundred and ninety-nine years old this year, he doesn't want to call me master, respectfully bring me foot washing water, in this magical world, what does age matter, why can't you be my wife?" ”

"This ......"

Grandma Jiang couldn't answer for a while, she opened her mouth and didn't speak, just stood stunned.

"Tsk...... Sister Jiang, you say that I am crazy about studying Buddhism, and I am talking nonsense, but why can't you refute it? ”

Seeing that she was asked, Luo Feng hurriedly hit the railroad while it was hot: "The poor monk has learned Buddhism to have the insight to see through the vanity, you are obviously ten times younger than the Lord of the Water Moon Palace, just because of the ugly and aging skin, you have imprisoned your heart, and you no longer dare to hope for happiness, and pin the happiness that should belong to you on the next generation, it is not only this old skin that traps you, but also your heart that is not free!"

Everyone in the world is face control, even if she is a super old lady with high appearance, she can bleed, even if she is a little Lori with low appearance, but she looks disgusting, human nature is simply too real! We monks look at the hue, red and pink like a skeleton, how could we ever judge the color of the skin? ”

Where did Grandma Jiang say anything about Luo Feng, she just shook her head stubbornly and said: "Shui Yue Niangniang is an immortal, and your apprentice is a goblin, I ...... I'm just a mortal, different, we're different......"

"What's the difference?"

Luo Feng said with a zen meaning: "The six realms are endless, if the Lord of the Water Moon Palace is really dead, her soul will reach the Yama Hall of the Ghost Realm, it will be nothing more than higher merit, and it will not be more noble and beautiful than other souls." The beautiful skin is the same, the interesting soul is one in a thousand, the poor monk values your soul, not just a stinky skin! ”

Luo Feng's argument was unhindered, and Grandma Jiang really couldn't reason with him, so she could only say helplessly: "Okay...... Even if you, a monk, have a strong ability to say crooked reasoning, the old woman can't say anything about you, so let me ask you, what do you like about me? ”

"That's a lot!" Luo Feng opened his mouth and came: "You have followed Lin Qing'er since you were a child, and you will not abandon her when she is in trouble, which is loyalty; Entrusted by Ling'er's mother, it is righteous to flee alone with the potential of her young daughter and die for the sake of righteousness; It is benevolent to take care of and raise Ling'er to grow up; In order to protect Ling'er, it is brave to fight to the death against the assassins; The longevity of the year is all for her, looking for a husband to officially marry, instead of casuallyentrusting her to others is a courtesy; When you receive the kindness of others, you will remember that the benefactor knows that the kindness is repaid for the faith......"

After counting with his hands for a long time, Luo Feng concluded: "In this way, you are the world's number one loyal and unparalleled, benevolent and brave, courteous and trustworthy strange woman!" What man doesn't love such a strange woman? As the saying goes, 'marry a wife and marry a virtuous woman', the poor monk let you, a virtuous woman, not marry, why should you marry a little girl who doesn't know anything? ”

The old lady was dumbfounded, and muttered, "It's really fake, how good is my ugly old woman who is about to die?" ”

"Look!" Luo Feng hurriedly interrupted: "You are still very modest!" Modesty is also a virtue, there are many girls who are arrogant and rude because of their beautiful faces, compared to you, they are one heaven and one earth! ”

The old lady smiled bitterly and shook her head and said: "Take 10,000 steps back, even if you really like the old woman, the old body can't agree, I really can't accept it, hurry around my old woman." ”

Luo Feng frowned and said: "It's strange, I don't care, why can't you accept it, you don't suffer a loss!" Why don't you accept me? Is it psychologically unacceptable? Or is it that the body can't accept it? Generally speaking, girls say no, and their bodies will be very honest, but your body is indeed a little poor, and you may not be able to bear it......"

"I can't accept it!"

Granny Jiang listened to him more and more, and said angrily: "Enough! This topic ends here, save some face for the old body in front of Ling'er, I am a dying person, there are still so many thoughts there, the only thought left in this life is to see Ling'er marry a good husband, and I will be blind when I die. ”

"Oh-"

Luo Feng nodded suddenly and said: "The poor monk understands, I see, in the final analysis, the body still can't accept it!" ”

Grandma Jiang was completely speechless, stroked her chest and gasped: "Do you want to be angry and old, and when I die, you will abduct Ling'er?" Please, Luo Da Engong will spare the old woman and let our ancestors and grandchildren live! ”

Luo Fengcai didn't care about her begging for mercy, touched his chin and thought: "Generally speaking, women's psychology has a great relationship with endocrine, your physical condition, aging has reached the stage of endocrine disorders, cell activity is very poor, and fertility is not available, of course, you are indifferent to the pursuit of men." ”

Grandma Jiang was no longer able to argue with him, and slowly sat at the head of the bed tremblingly, the old man was overly angry, and he was about to get sick, Ling'er was frightened on the side, and hurriedly ran over to help Grandma up, glaring at Luo Feng with tears in the corners of her eyes, and said angrily: "Brother Luo, what nonsense are you talking about, look at Grandma is angry!" If something happens to Grandma, I will hate you for the rest of my life! Go away and never come back! ”

The situation is very dangerous, if Luo Feng turns his head and leaves, then he will offend Ling'er miserably, and if he meets again in the future, he will be an enemy, and don't even think about the plan to kidnap her to Free City.

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