Chapter 405: Shameless
The two ghosts, one on the left and one on the right, actually followed behind Chen Peng and Lai Sanzhu, and came over with great momentum.
"Hehe, two poor masters, it's him!"
Chen Peng pointed at Zhao Ke with his hand, and a cruel smile appeared on his face.
Before, he was too impulsive and almost collided with the ghost princess's phoenix, but he was reminded by Lai Sansheng before he came back to his senses.
Now it is the banquet, taking advantage of this effort, Chen Peng and Lai Sanpole quietly found it, and stuffed two copper plates into the hands of the two ghosts.
The so-called money can make the ghost grind, this is the means of their ghost business.
Zhao Ke didn't speak with a dark face, his eyes staring at the decaying stick in the ghost's hand.
I didn't take a closer look at it last time, but this time I saw it clearly, the decay stick was on the hand of the ghost, as if it was wrapped in something, a layer of misty fluorescence.
It's not like holding it yourself, you need human skin gloves.
The ghost used a decaying stick to whip Chen Peng before, perhaps because of this layer of fluorescence, so Chen Peng was not ignited.
"Could it be that such a thing as a decaying stick needs to be recognized?"
Zhao Ke speculated in his heart, and at the same time he was on guard, his eyes were fixed on the decaying stick in the hand of the ghost, but what made him even more vigilant was the sail in the hand of the other ghost.
Last time, Zhao Ke suffered from this sail, and was swept away by the sail, and his whole body couldn't move, and he couldn't even use the ability of stamps.
So in comparison, Zhao Ke was more worried about the white sail.
"It's him!"
The kitchen was crazy, and his eyes glared angrily at Lai Sanrod behind Chen Peng, it was this guy who tricked himself into coming here and kicked it away again.
As soon as he saw Lai Sanji, the three cooks hated the root of his teeth.
Lai Sanyan obviously also recognized the three madnesses of the kitchen, pursed his lips, and said disdainfully: "Yo, you old turtle man is also here, don't go to serve the nine hundred years old, what are you doing here, there is nothing for you here, hurry up." ”
"Nine hundred years old, isn't that the old mother who has lived for nine hundred years? Hahaha, I heard that she was waiting for her at night, a nine-hundred-year-old witch, you all went down, admire. ”
Chen Peng on the side cooperated and shouted loudly, so that everyone around him could hear clearly.
"You!"
Kitchen San's chest breathed, his face was flushed, and being exposed like this made his heart suddenly blocked with a layer of stones, pointing at Chen Peng and Lai San, holding it for a long time, before gritting his teeth and scolding: "Embarrassed!" ”
For such an evaluation, Chen Peng and Lai Sanpole just looked at each other and smiled, which was a disguised praise for their friendship, of course they would not take it to heart.
Even Lai Sanrod smiled unscrupulously: "That's right, we are just embarrassed, what can you do, come and beat me, believe it or not, I dismantled your third leg and let you kneel and lick the toes of the nine hundred-year-old." ”
The three fools are not good at words, and in the face of this kind of ruffian-like Lai Sanrod, he stomped his feet angrily and scolded, but the words he scolded, for Chen Peng and them, they had already heard the cocoon, and they didn't feel anything.
"Forget it!"
Seeing that the chef was getting more and more excited, Zhao Ke stretched out his hand to hold him, squinted at Chen Peng and Lai Sanrod and teased:
"I've lived for so long, I haven't learned anything else, I first learned the dog to fight people, and now I have to hide behind as a shrinking turtle, and I have paid tuition for dogs for a handful of years."
After Zhao Ke finished speaking, he suddenly changed his mouth as if talking to himself.
"Hey, no, it's a dog and a turtle, it's a bit of a contradiction?"
As he spoke, Zhao Ke's face suddenly showed a look of sudden realization, and he said, "Oh, it turned out to be a hybrid of a dog and a turtle." ”
Zhao Ke is not as stupid as the three crazy chefs, as soon as he opens his mouth, he will be damaged to death.
It's a pity that Zhao Ke still underestimated the degree of Lai Sangong's brazenness, and after hearing Zhao Ke's words, instead of being angry, he laughed: "Dogs understand the times, ghosts understand calmness, combining the strengths of the two families, it is also a good thing to be a mongrel." ”
After Lai Sanpole finished speaking, he didn't forget to give a fart to the two ghosts next to him: "Besides, if you can do things for the two masters, let alone a mongrel, you should be a cow and a horse." ”
It doesn't matter if it's a human or a ghost.
is brazen to a certain level, and it is simply invincible in the world.
Zhao Ke was choked enough by Lai's words, and he had never seen such a shameless degree.
The two ghosts were very satisfied with Lai's performance at the third stroke, and stepped forward to look at Zhao Ke.
Just looking at it made Zhao Ke cold all over.
Obviously, the strength of these two ghosts is still above what they encountered before.
However, Zhao Ke's heart moved, and he silently recited the White Bone Temple, and a pure Buddha power poured out from his chest, making the feeling of being peeped at on Zhao Ke's body disappear.
When he saw Zhao Ke, he could still resist.
The white-clothed ghost's eyes became serious and said, "I heard that you have something from our underworld in your hand, return it quickly, go with us, and ask where you came from this thing." ”
"What if I didn't!"
Zhao Ke couldn't see the expression on his face, he was ready in his heart, arrogance, anger, greed, and the three personalities had been activated by Zhao Ke at any time.
The black-clothed ghost on the side, after hearing Zhao Ke's words, laughed out loud, as if he sensed that Zhao Ke was not an ordinary ghost, and unhurriedly took out a bell from his arms.
The bell is not big, black and does not slip away, and it looks inconspicuous.
But when Zhao Ke saw the bell, he suddenly pushed back a step, and his heart felt like a great enemy.
He didn't dare to underestimate the abilities of these ghosts, maybe the bell would be weird.
Zhao Ke's vigilant and cautious demeanor was seen by the black-clothed ghost, and he immediately looked at the white-clothed ghost next to him and smiled: "Don't be afraid, this is just a bell, but I rang the bell, and the hundreds of ghosts behind me came in an instant, you have no way to enter the sky and no door to the earth today." ”
In a word, it is like a basin of cold water, pouring Zhao Ke's heart cold.
I almost forgot that in the building behind me, there are still hundreds of ghosts, and if I really come out, I will indeed be unable to fly.
"Is it ......?"
Zhao Ke took a deep breath, tightened his thighs, and said in his heart: "Hey, are you awake?"
At this time, the only thing Zhao Ke can rely on is the one in the root of his thigh.
But Zhao Ke called her, but it was like a stone sinking into the sea, and there was no movement.
Zhao Ke didn't give up, and continued: "Come out, it's time to eat, fresh milk!" ”
No response?
Zhao Ke continued: "Your courier is here, you should pay the rent, the cucumber you bought has arrived, I'm looking for a junior,!" Love doesn't come. ”
Zhao Ke thought about all the reasons he could think of, but the female corpse ignored him at all.
It made Zhao Ke feel annoyed.
"Do you want us to get you personally, or do you want to cooperate obediently yourself?"
The white-clothed ghost almost carried the decaying stick, looking at Zhao Ke's embarrassed expression, and a smile appeared on his pale face.
"You guys! You have taken bribes from them, and you have wronged others at will. ”
In the face of the ghost's step-by-step approach, the three cooks on the side couldn't stand it.
opened his mouth and pointed to the ghosts, and shouted to the surroundings: "You are in vain as ghosts, and there is no heavenly reason, who will say a fair word." ”
However, the words of the three crazy chefs did not cause any movement, some people watched, but they were only willing to be the people who ate melons, and no one cared if Zhao Ke was unfair or not.
Even Chen Peng and Lai San were amused by the words of the three madnesses.
"Hmph, fairness, money is justice, where there is money, there is justice, what a fool."
The three cooks have been crazy all their lives, and until they die, they have been dealing with the kitchen for so long.
Naturally, I don't understand, the sentence of fairness has always been a pie drawn by the superior, you can see it, but you can't eat it.
"You guys!"
Seeing this, the three chefs' faces turned blue and white.
With his head down, he stood beside Zhao Ke, unable to speak for a while, and after a while, Zhao Ke suddenly raised his eyebrows.
When I looked down, it was actually a finger.
Zhao Ke's heart twitched for a moment, and this finger was quietly stuffed into his hand by the three madmen.
"You go, it's a big deal to burn me again, remember to be more powerful and younger."
The chef didn't look at Zhao Ke, and lowered his voice and whispered.
"Your fingers!"
Zhao Ke ignored his words, but stared at the wound behind the kitchen Sanluo.
Wait to see the severed finger.
Zhao Ke couldn't help but take a deep breath, looked up at the three crazy chefs, and his eyes changed.
This is not the yang world, although the three madmen are paper people, but it is impossible to recover from a broken finger like this.
Zhao Ke knows very well that for a cook, his own hands are as precious as gold.
Losing a finger, for a cook, no matter which one, is equivalent to losing oneself and practicing knife work for many years.
I wanted to repay the favor of the three crazy cooks, but I didn't expect that I owed more.
Zhao Ke felt indescribable bitterness in his heart, raised his head and stared at Lai Sanpole and Chen Peng, nodded and said, "You are right, there is justice if you have money." ”
Chef San was stunned, worried that Zhao Ke would be impulsive, but at this time, Zhao Ke patted Chu San's shoulder with one hand.
Looking at the eyes of the three crazy chefs, Zhao Ke suddenly felt a little guilty in his heart, and then suddenly turned his head, and his eyes narrowed into a straight line.
I saw Zhao Ke take out two pieces of paper from the postal album and put them in his hand: "Since you have money, there is justice, I don't know if my money is enough to kill you!" ”