Chapter 32: Your Uncle, Your Bull's Nose
This sycophant is very effective, the principal nodded with satisfaction, and said: "Okay, I have implemented the matter clearly, and now my old comrade-in-arms, the principal of the college next door, has set off to make tea with me and ask me for someone!" I didn't know the bottom of my heart, so I came to ask about the situation! ”
"That, who is classmate Ye Fan, call it out and let me know him!" The principal said.
Soon, Ye Fan was invited in the eyes of the head teacher begging for mercy, that's right! Just come to the principal! Ye Fan didn't embarrass the head teacher Li Liwen, because the character standing at the top of the pyramid would have to deal with an ant crawling on the ground again.
If it was called before, it is estimated that Ye Fan would have to sue in front of the school leaders, but at this moment, Ye Fan disdainful.
Class doorway
Ye Fan communicated with the principal briefly, praised Ye Fan for being smart and clever, and left with great satisfaction.
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Go home from school
Ye Fan's best friend, Ke Xiaoqiang, enjoyed being embraced by a crazy group of classmates in the class, of course, this is not his ability, all because of one person, Ye Fan, a good friend!
Along the way, Ke Xiaoqiang's topic was: Ye Fan, when did you become so good at reading? TM's was already scared to death.
Is this still my classmate? The guy who plays games with me every day? Shibei should be impressed on the third day, this sentence is not suitable for you at all, you should be impressed on the first day!
In the game, it is the invincible god of the first win rate of the national server.,Now,The academic performance is directly the first place in the city! No, no, if this test paper is a national examination, your full score is not another national first!
Ke Xiaoqiang looked at the sky with a loveless look and shouted: "There is no reason, there is no reason!" ”
Ye Fan rolled his eyes and was speechless, where is the need for Tianli, I am Tianli! It's just that Ye Fan can't tell his friends about this.
Soon, Ke Xiaoqiang was once again injured by 10,000 crit points, and shouted again: "There is no reason, there is no reason!" ”
"It's not fair, it's not fair!"
Because there are two of the most beautiful landscapes in the school around Ye Fan, and there are two of them!
One is Xia Yuyan, and the other is Mei Linlin!
"Ye Fan, is he your friend?" Mei Linlin, who was wearing a dark blue dress, looked at the boy beside Ye Fan, stretched out a round finger and pointed at Ke Xiaoqiang and asked.
"Well, my classmate, who is also my friend who played with Ke Xiaoqiang," Ye Fan replied.
As for Xia Yuyan and Ke Xiaoqiang, they are also classmates, but Ke Xiaoqiang, a boy at the hanging level, is not qualified to talk to people at the class flower and school flower level.
That's just a delusion, at most it's in a spring dream!
Xia Yuyan smiled and said hello, her beautiful close-up appearance almost killed Ke Xiaoqiang's heart fawn on the spot, and the arteries exploded!
Mei Linlin also smiled sweetly at the restrained Ke Xiaoqiang, almost making matters worse, crushing to death, only 16 years old!
"Ye Fan, I really know you today, the information is too explosive!" Mei Linlin jumped up, walked in front of Ye Fan, and then looked at Ye Fan and said.
"Huh? How can it be considered real? Ye Fan asked
"Today, your name is all in my class 3, and it's the kind that explodes! You don't know that every grade you have in each subject is the object of praise and sighing from the teacher, and they call you a demon, a genius, and an amazing talent......"
"With a full score of 150 points, you have all the perfect scores, such as Chinese, and the teacher will take the composition appreciation in it for a whole class! In one lesson, T Niang only said the beginning of your essay. ”
"If it weren't for the fact that my Chinese teacher was an old man and called a female teacher, I would have doubted that I had an affair with you! Enshrine your essay as the best and greatest essay, the model of the exemplary, the exemplary of the exemplary! ”
"Ye Fan, listen to me, I'll learn a few words from the Chinese teacher: Oh my God! Oh, my God! Oh my! This composition is ups and downs and introverted, there is philosophy everywhere, birds cry everywhere, and thunder everywhere! ”
"O life! Life! In just 800 words, the bitterness and bitterness are exhausted, birth, old age, sickness and death, and the unspeakable life is carved on the essay test paper, good article! Great article! ”
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"Ye Fan, your name is really popular in our class, there are your fans in our class, do you want their contact number, you can roll the sheets...... That one...... Oh! Friendly reminder, all the development is good" Mei Linlin picked her eyelashes, her dark eyes were full of light, and she stared at Ye Fan playfully.
"Mei Linlin, are you ashamed!" Xia Yuyan pinched Mei Linlin's thin waist, looking like she wanted to break her consciousness.
"Hey, hey, Xia Yuyan, it's painful, are you jealous? You just said it clearly, you have nothing to do with Ye Fan, you are innocent, what are you doing now, I can't introduce a girlfriend to someone who is kind enough! Mei Linlin opened her mouth and showed a mouthful of white teeth, about to bite her thin arm.
"I'm going to lift your skirt, Mei Linlin!" Xia Yuyan, who was blushing by her best friend, angrily stretched out her hands and went directly towards the slender thighs that covered the white.
Ye Fan's eyes suddenly widened, round, and shining, staring at the super beautiful Y-shaped corner of the mountain village that he could see at any time, the root of the white flower thigh, and the root of Mei Linlin's thigh!
The scene in the morning was too exciting, too exciting and too good-looking, so that now Ye Fan heard a natural reaction, Ye Fan put up two fingers and swore to the sky, it was really a natural reaction!
"You're going to die!" Mei Linlin hurriedly ran away like a gray little white rabbit, holding her skirt tightly with a pair of small hands, making an international joke, she didn't wear leggings inside! And the worst thing is that the underwear is still transparent and breathable!
"What are you doing? With such big eyes and staring so seriously, what do you want to do! Mei Linlin saw Ye Fan's reaction, thought of the scene of being seen in the morning, and bit her teeth in shame, chirping!
It's eerie!
Ye Fan, who was suddenly named, was called a word, pretending, "What is it?" What do you say, I don't understand! ”
"Humph!"
"Humph!"
The previous sentence was said by Mei Linlin, with a serious threat, clearly telling Ye Fan that it is best to forget what he saw in the morning.
The latter sentence was issued by Xia Yuyan, I don't know if this sentence was jealous of Ye Fan's reaction, or if she was unabashedly scolded by Mei Linlin's best friend.
In Ye Fan's eyes full of pity, the two beauties had returned to normal after an interval of 3 seconds, and they were still intimate and holding hands without guessing.
"Ye Fan, listen to Yu Yan, your previous grades have always been very bad, the one that is directly at the bottom, so why are you so fierce all of a sudden! Could it be that he is hiding his strength in order to be scolded by the head teacher? Cheap bones? Mei Linlin looked like a perverted person and carefully examined Ye Fan.
"You think I'm sick! I have fallen in love with reading in the last few days, getting up at 4 in the morning to endorse books and going to bed at 3:30 in the evening! It's not easy! It's all tears. Ye Fan looked serious and replied helplessly, very serious, yes, very serious!
Mei Linlin directly gave Ye Fan a roll of the eyes, "What about teasing the child?" A few days of studying and studying for a full score of 150, I still get up at 4 o'clock in the morning and go to bed at 3:30 in the evening, you don't type drafts by yourself, don't tell me, you sleep for half an hour a day! ”
Xia Yuyan looked at Ye Fan with a pair of curious eyes full of aura, and said, "Ye Fan, do you really only sleep for half an hour every day?" ”
"Eh, why are you so serious, this is the art of speaking, you have to learn from me, so that next time your essay will be full marks and be praised by the teacher!" Ye Fan looked like a good student.
Ye Fan's shameless performance made Ke Xiaoqiang choose to stay away directly, but you are also a star now, don't you be ashamed!
In Ke Xiaoqiang's contempt, Ye Fan directly rewarded him with a critical blow: "What kind of eyes!" Am I not your gaming idol? I want to take you to play in the future! ”
"Your uncle, count you ruthless!" As soon as Ke Xiaoqiang thought that Li Bai, the first in the national uniform, was in front of him, Ke Xiaoqiang immediately followed Ye Fan's ass softly, without saying a word.
"Call uncle!" Ke Xiaoqiang almost used the mobile phone in his hand as a brick and slapped it on the top of Ye Fan's head.
"Don't scream! Since you want to threaten with this, you TM think I don't have a temper, right? Think I don't have principles, do I? I'm principled! Ke Xiaoqiang said very angrily, as if he was as hard as his little brother.
"Okay, I originally wanted to take you to play at night, since you don't need Qinglian Sword Pavilion to fly with you, then I'll go alone by myself!" Ye Fan held back his brother beside him, and sighed slightly regretfully, deep and melodious.
"Uncle! Father! Mother! "The hard-hearted Ke Xiaoqiang is like Xiao Ke Xiaoqiang when he is lying on his stomach softly, and he has shrunk without a little temper!
The two big beauties directly rolled their eyes, MD's shamelessness can directly go to heaven, what about the good temper? What about the principles of goodness?
"Don't take advantage of me, I don't have such a big son! After your parents heard this, they didn't know if they would hang you on a tree with a whip and a candle. Ye Fan looked at his friend speechlessly, this guy really wants to die directly, such a urine, just now he was embarrassed to despise himself, he is really not afraid of being.
And it's pressed on the floor day!
“。。。。” Ke Xiaoqiang angrily wanted to smash the mobile phone on Ye Fan's head, but when he thought of Li Bai, who was the first in the national uniform, okay, I endured it, I smashed myself to vent my anger.
"Ye Fan, is your grade really like reading recently and working hard every day, so you jumped up all of a sudden?" Xia Yuyan asked curiously.
"Well, in the last few days, memorizing 3 books a day, it's so easy!" Ye Fan nodded seriously and looked at Xia Yuyan and said.
Ke Xiaoqiang gritted his teeth and endured the huge pain, looking at Ye Fan, who was bragging and not making drafts, his hands were so strong that he almost pinched the mobile phone! You can't be modest and brag, even if it's a little modest!
"Believe he has a ghost!" Mei Linlin directly raised her middle finger, grabbed her best friend, and was about to leave.
"Okay, okay, I'll tell the truth, memorize 2 books a day! So easy! Ye Fan can only say that he is a little less aggrieved.
“。。。。。” Mei Linlin and the other three all said that they wanted to pick up bricks!
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