Chapter 8: The Laughing Man
"That's it, that's it, let's leave." The master left with a red face, and he no longer had the face to stay in Washington.
"Big brother hanging!"
"Big brother is mighty!" Hua Wen and Hua Wu clapped their hands in celebration.
Tang Bohu glanced at Chen Feng meaningfully, he had the impression that Zhu Zhishan was best at drawing pictures of the Spring Palace, but he didn't expect that his literary talent was not inferior to himself, and he used to underestimate it.
Chen Feng smiled and said, "Inspiration came suddenly, luck, luck." ”
He knew in his heart that this was not luck at all, and he couldn't do it no matter how hard he racked his brains in the past, but now he easily came out, and it must have been the grandmaster-level writing that played a key role.
The following days were easy and comfortable, Chen Feng and Tang Bohu have enjoyed the treatment of the eldest brother every day since they accepted Huawen and Huawu as their younger brothers, eating well, sleeping well, and not having to work every day, which is a world of difference from the days when they were low-class people before.
After Tang Bohu was free, he basically went to Qiu Xiang every day to express his heart and secretly send Qiu Bo, while Chen Feng quietly practiced Xiao Li Feidao alone, and after being reminded by the system elf, he found that Xiao Li's proficiency in the flying knife could be directly checked in his mind, just like playing an online game.
Mastery: (263/1000)
According to Tinker Bell's introduction, as long as this level of proficiency is complete, Xiao Li Flying Knife will go to another level, but Chen Feng feels that according to this progress, it is simply not enough time to let Xiao Li Flying Knife upgrade to one level before the next battle against the Deadly Scholar.
"Quack~" "Quack~"
A toad that had just eaten a full meal was about to jump from the rockery into the pond, but was nailed to the rockery by a flying knife in mid-air, and its calves kept twitching.
Chen Feng, who was a hundred meters away, walked over with satisfaction, washed the flying knife in the pond, thinking that the material of this meteorite flying knife is special, if it is made of pig iron once, it will be scrapped, how can it be like this meteorite flying knife pierced into the stone and only slightly worn, it is really a treasure.
The sound of chariots and horses marching sounded in his ears, and the sound came from outside the door of Washington, Chen Feng took the flying knife back into the ring, found Tang Bohu, who was chatting happily with Qiu Xiang, and walked to the hall together.
In the hall, Mrs. Hua and Mrs. Hua sat with frowns.
"Master, this King Ning and you have always had political disagreements, and now that he has brought so many officers and soldiers here, I am afraid that he has other plans, be careful not to let him use the topic to get mad." Mrs. Hua reminded, and Mrs. Hua nodded, her brows twisted into the word "Chuan".
"Hahaha, Master Hua, don't come unharmed!"
Hearty laughter sounded, and King Ning, dressed in black brocade, strode into the hall, followed by the deadly scholar and the two who pierced the intestines, and then followed by the officers and soldiers who were pressed by the black, the officers and soldiers had serious expressions and tensed bodies, as if they were ready to fight at any time.
A trace of worry flashed in Master Hua's eyes, and then he smiled and stepped forward and said, "The prince came to the cold house specially, I am really flattered." ”
King Ning pressed Hua Taishi's hand and said enthusiastically, "Eh, I have heard that Taishi is only eight years old, and I have a staff general here who wants to learn from you." ”
Mrs. Hua stepped forward and smiled humbly: "How can our Taishi bully the small with the big." ”
The fat man standing behind King Ning took a step forward and said with a light smile, "Madam, there is no distinction between generations in literary exchange. ”
King Ning sneered, "Yes, it's just fun, but if you don't come out, be careful, I'll be mad." ”
The two of them were not allowed to refuse, and they had already opened their mouths to pierce the intestines, "There are three masters in one township and two miles, and they don't know the four books, five classics and six meanings, and they dare to teach seven, eight or nine sons, which is very bold!"
Everyone in the hall was speechless, and Mrs. Hua and Mrs. Hua were even more anxious to sweat out, and King Ning pressed step by step with a cold face, "Yes, why are you wrong, if you don't give me face, be careful that I'll be mad!" ”
"I'll give it a try, ten rooms and nine poor people can get eight taels and seven dollars, six cents, five millimeters and four cents, and they are still half-hearted and obscene." Chen Feng walked in slowly with a pair of words, followed by Tang Bohu.
"Wow~ It's so neat" said to himself in confusion, frowned and arched his hand, "Under is the champion of the seven provinces and the staff general, nicknamed the king of the king, who pierces the intestines, Your Excellency?" ”
Tang Bohu whispered softly in Chen Feng's ear: "Can you handle it alone?" This person is not simple. ”
Chen Feng smiled indifferently and said, "No problem, just leave it to me." Since the system task requires that you must deal with this pair of intestines by yourself, even if you can't get on, you have to be hard!
Chen Feng stepped forward slowly, "I have studied for two years, and I am a lost little scholar in the world - Huasheng." Huasheng is a pseudonym used when entering Washington, originally named Chen Sheng, after entering Washington, he was given the surname Hua, and the word "Sheng" means that Tang Bohu's autumn fragrance trip was victorious.
"Good little scholar, I'll meet you for a while!" He lowered his head and paced a few steps to the intestines, raised his head and said, "In the picture, the dragon does not groan and the tiger does not roar, and the little scholar is ridiculous!"
Chen Feng didn't think about it, so he replied, "In the chessboard, the car has no wheels and no horses, and the general is on guard!"
"Good!"
There was a cheer from Washington, and Tang Bohu couldn't help but clap his hands, secretly saying in his heart that it was right!
Tang Bohu's plot of Qiu Xiang Chen Ziang is very familiar, among which Tang Bohu and the pair battle of piercing intestines are even more clear, and when he encounters the original pair in the plot, he can naturally blurt out without hesitation.
Piercing the intestines with a horizontal eyebrow, confident and confident, Lang Lang read, "In the mountains where the two apes cut the wood, this monkey will also see (sentence)?" ”
This is a pair that has never existed in the plot, but Chen Feng only thought about it for a moment and replied, "The fat horse is stuck in the mud, how can this beast get a hoof (question)?" ”
"Okay!"
Chen Feng's sentence: "How can this beast get hooves." Attracting applause from the audience, King Ning's face suddenly couldn't hold back, and he hurriedly urged, "Hurry up and kill him, kill him." ”
I was forced to be anxious about piercing the intestines, and I was in a hurry and said wisely, "The fog locks the mountain, the mountain locks the fog." ”
If it was just a small test just now, then now it is a real skill to pierce the intestines, this poem is exactly the same whether it is read from beginning to end or from end to end, describing a picture of mountains and peaks, smoky scenes.
Chen Feng frowned slightly, and after only one breath, he frowned and said, "The fog locks the mountain, the mountain locks the fog, the sky is even water, and the tail water is even the sky!" The second half of the sentence describes the spectacular scene of the vast water surface connecting the water and the sky, and it can also be read before and after.
After several fiascos, he was already angry about piercing the intestines, but he held back his anger and said, "The big belly can tolerate it, and the sky and the earth can tolerate it." ”
Chen Feng smiled indifferently, "Laugh when you open your mouth, laugh at the ancients, laugh at the ridiculous people today." ”
Poof!
I couldn't stand it anymore, and I lay on the ground and vomited blood, like a fountain.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host, mission 1 has been completed"
Chen Feng was secretly proud in his heart, the reason why he was able to play a decisive role in the writing of the grandmaster-level was worthy of the grandmaster-level, it was awesome!
Tang Bohu stepped forward and teased, "Yes, it was originally for entertainment, but today's intestinal brother vomited more than a dozen taels of blood, which is unprecedented, and the younger brother admires and admires!" ”
Hua Taishi stepped forward with a smile and patted Chen Feng and Tang Bohu on the shoulders and said, "Okay, there's nothing for you here, go and teach the two sons to read."
"Obey" Chen Feng and Tang Bohu looked at each other and smiled, turned around and retreated.