I told Ah Da about answering the phone.

After hearing this, he smiled bitterly and groaned: "I was amorous, I thought that her children were unfamiliar with life and didn't know who to invite for the funeral, but I didn't expect that her children had already prepared, and the rich man's vision really looked long-term." ”

Subsequently, the two of us chatted for a while, and had a lunch at the tombstone shop, I asked Ah Da to go to the police station to see the main family of the million funeral expenses, he said that he was not familiar with the funeral master's family, but only occasionally contacted her cousin, and now it was a little inconvenient in the past, and on the day of the opening of the road, buy some wreaths and then go.

In desperation, I didn't say anything more, after all, it was their family affair. When I was going out, Ah shouted to stop me and said, "Chen Baxian, there are still more than ten days to leave Spring, don't forget Jiang Ye's words and go to Quyang when the time comes." ”

I nodded, many people have said that they want to go to Quyang, my curiosity has been hanging, and now there are still more than ten days to leave spring. Speaking from the bottom of my heart, I really want to go to Quyang to see what a big deal it is, and it is worth so many people to rush to Quyang one after another.

After walking out of the tombstone shop, I went straight to the police station, and I kept thinking in my heart, where is the main family of the funeral, who is sacred, and can actually take out 1 million for the funeral?

After walking for about 20 minutes, I came to the police station, the door was very lively, more than 20 cars were parked at the door, the front of the car was painted with four circles, the license plate was our local license plate Xiang D in Hengyang, and the whole scene looked like a shocking feeling. Don't laugh at me for being a leopard, there are so many good cars in our country, it's hard to see a single one.

Looking at the license plate, I was stunned, could it be that the mourner's family is the big boss of Hengyang? However, the accent of the person who listened to the phone was not like Hengyang dialect, but it was somewhat similar to the tail sound of Cantonese, but it was not real Cantonese.

At this time, Lang Gao walked out of the police station, and when he saw me stunned, he walked over, arched his hand at me, and said, "Chen Baxian, you are here!" I wish you a bright future and good fortune in the new year. ”

I also arched my hand and said with a smile: "Director Zhu Lang has made great achievements this year, rising step by step, and giving birth to a fat boy at the end of the year." ”

"You kid, I don't even have a cousin, how can I give birth to a fat boy." Lang Gao laughed and scolded, handed me a cigarette, and said, "What are you doing at the police station on the first day of the Lunar New Year?" Don't say that you give me a New Year's greeting, you Chen Baxian are not that kind of person. ”

I smiled and took the cigarette, pointed to the cars in front of the police station, and said, "Come for the owners of these cars!" ”

He was stunned for a moment and said, "You want to take over the funeral?" ”

I nodded and said, "A person named Yan Seventeen called me and asked me to come over and take a look, saying that it was a million funeral expenses, and I was going to try it." ”

His complexion changed, he looked at me strangely, and said, "Chen Baxian, I didn't hit you, do you know how many people I have in this police station?" There are more than 60 eight immortals and Taoist priests who do funerals alone, and some county leaders have also come, and it is said that the main family of this funeral is a Hong Kong person, and he will invest in a toy factory in our Dongxing Town to do his mother's funeral. ”

"Hong Kong people? How do you drive our car in Hengyang? I asked suspiciously, as for the number of people doing the funeral, I didn't care much, there is competition in every line, and our line of coffin bearers is no exception.

"These cars were rented in Hengyang and sat for the bodyguards, so I don't know where the owner's family came from. However, his ancestor seems to be from our Dongxing Town, and when his mother was critically ill, he was given a death order, not cremated, and had to sleep in a solid wooden coffin," Lang Gao explained.

The cremation he said, I have heard people say that every inch of land in Hong Kong is expensive, unlike our rural barren mountains, where there are all cremation, and then the ashes are packed in a small box and put into the cemetery for future generations to pay tribute to.

As far as funerals are concerned, the word cremation is not inappropriate, but the customs are different in various places, and the things that everyone believes in are different. In particular, food and burial have existed for thousands of years in a small number of famous people, and they have not changed to this day.

Seeing that I didn't speak, Lang Gao patted me on the shoulder and said, "Chen Baxian, are you really going to come to take over this funeral?" I can say hello to you, rich people are not so easy to mess with, if there is a little mistake, maybe they will look for you, from the perspective of a friend, I advise you not to covet this money, take the funeral. ”

I thanked him and said, "I know in my heart that if it's beyond my power, I won't take it." ”

As soon as he entered the gate, he saw that the house was full of people, and a one-meter-high platform was set up in the front, on which seven or eight people were seated, and in the middle was a young man of about twenty-seven or eighteen years old, very handsome, wearing a pair of gold-rimmed glasses.

Next to him are middle-aged people with fat heads and big ears, looking at that official frame, you can think about it with your toes, it is definitely the county leader that Lang Gao said.

When he saw me come in, the young man nodded symbolically, which was a greeting, and I smiled at him as a salute in return.

I sat down next to the gate and found an empty seat, Lang Gao patted me on the shoulder, did not speak, walked up to the stage, bent down and whispered a few words in the young man's ear, and then sat down in the rightmost seat.

I don't know what Lang Gao said to the young man, the young man smiled at me, stood up, picked up the microphone on the table, blew twice, and said: "My surname is Yan Seventeen, you can call me Xiao Yan or Seventeen, first give everyone a New Year's greeting, I wish you all good luck and good luck in the new year." ”

As he spoke, he arched his hand towards us and continued: "Yesterday and two days ago, I made a phone call to all of you, due to time constraints, it was not very clear in the phone call, and today I will tell you in detail what the million funeral expenses are. My boss's surname is Yu, and he runs a trading company in Hong Kong and has accumulated a lot of money. Boss Yu's mother was about to die, and she left a will to hold a funeral in Dongxing Town and sleep in a solid wooden coffin. Boss Yu was sympathetic to the old man's fallen leaves, and did not hesitate to spend millions to hold a funeral in Dongxing Town. There is only one requirement for the funeral, not afraid of spending money, just afraid that the funeral of the elderly will not be lively. I invite you here today to contract the funeral to someone here. Of course, on the first day of the Lunar New Year, Boss Yu will not let everyone run in vain, as long as people come, each person can go to Director Lang to receive a thousand yuan red envelope, in order to prevent some people from coming in to rub the red envelope, at the same time, you need to take out your mobile phone to open the call record, where the call record has my mobile phone number, you can receive the red envelope. ”