Chapter 115: One More Daughter-in-law
Cao Ping watched the fight between the two, his mouth couldn't close together, in his imagination, the two must have punched and kicked, or flew around. Cao Ping, even the next second, one of them will have a nosebleed and fall to the ground!
But looking at the two, Cao Ping even saw that some of the onlookers were yawning in boredom!
The fights in the arena are so boring that they can't even be fights!
I saw that the right leg of the two was pinned together, the left leg was on the ground, and the four hands of the two people were intertwined back and forth!
Everyone watched boringly, and the shouting of heheyo had long stopped!
If the only person in the audience who is still interested in it may be a few strong brothers! They even shouted and waved their arms with some excitement!
Cao Ping looked at the nervous few people, "Hey...... Be quiet, don't be ashamed! What's so exciting about kids playing at home! β
Li Qiang looked at Cao Ping with disdain, and didn't even have the heart to take a look at it, "What do you know, this is called pushing, only people with a very high reaction can do it, I used to push with my master, and each time I pushed my master, it didn't last for twenty seconds, and although Liu Lichen and the two were not as powerful as their master, they could push for more than ten minutes in a row, which was too good!" β
looked at the strong force who was still excited, and turned his head to look at the two of them, and still felt extremely naΓ―ve! I can't help but wonder: "Really? β
Li Qiang turned his head to look at Cao Ping: "Layman, what do you know, this is a competition to test reflexes and physical strength, although it is good to look at the fists and feet, but every blow hurts and anger, so pushing hands is a duel between gentlemen!" β
"Ou ......" was strong, and several brothers jumped up with cheers.
Li Qiang hurriedly turned his face to look at the field, and found that the man had fallen to the ground, while Liu Lichen looked at him with a smile on his face and reached out to pull him up.
"I didn't see the final decisive move, I'll strangle you......" The violent force grabbed Cao Ping's neck with both hands.
Cao Ping couldn't understand the persistence of their martial arts practitioners, and he couldn't think of a seemingly boring game, which was so important to be strong.
Of course, I'm not in the mood to think about it right now.
Liqiang definitely won't really strangle Cao Ping, it's just a kind of resentment towards Cao Ping.
Cao Ping said all the good things before he extinguished his anger. and begged for a live demonstration by his brother before he stopped.
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When the leader saw that his people had lost two games in a row, he laughed instead of being angry, and his laughter was surprisingly hearty. β&οΏ₯%οΏ₯&*οΌβ¦β¦β
Cao Ping habitually looked at Wu Xiaoming, after all, among the people present, he understood the words of these ethnic minorities.
I saw Wu Xiaoming, laughing while listening, and nodding frequently. After listening, he said to Liu Lichen: "Brother Liu, he is leaving now, if you promise him, you will nod." β
When Liu Lichen heard this, he couldn't wait to send these plague gods away, and nodded vigorously.
The leader laughed and muttered a few words to the people around him, and the people around him also laughed.
I saw that the man waved his hand, and the tide around him receded.
But instead of leaving, more than a dozen people were left behind, one of whom looked like a woman, covering her face with a black cloth, dressed as a solemn Zhuang girl.
Liu Lichen turned around and asked Wu Xiaoming suspiciously, "Xiao Ming, why don't these people leave." Planning to stay for dinner? β
Wu Xiaoming couldn't hold it back at this time, squatted on the ground and laughed, laughing and saying, "They ...... They don't go,...... The woman in front is you...... Wife, followed by the maid and ...... And...... and dowry. So they're not leaving, haha......"
"Wife?"
"Dowry?"
Not to mention Liu Lichen, even Cao Ping and everyone looked at Wu Xiaoming in shock.
Liu Lichen's neck stiffened, and he slowly turned his head to look at the woman who covered her face with a black cloth. Swallow hard. It took a long time to come back to his senses, and he rushed directly at Wu Xiaoming angrily, "It's you...... You're the troublemaker, isn't it...... Say to them, and say you...... Lao Tzu wants to withdraw from the marriage. β
As soon as the words fell, there were a few "swishing ......", and several arrow feathers passed through Liu Lichen's ears, almost all of which were close to Liu Lichen's scalp.
Liu Lichen turned his head stiffly once, and looked at the woman covered with black cloth, there were already several men and women with bows and arrows standing, and two of them were the same people who fought with Liu Lichen just now. By this time they were already angry. The anger in his eyes is palpable even at night.
Cao Ping waved his hand again and again, smiling and playing a round game: "Brothers, don't worry, my brother is an acute person, there may be some misunderstanding in the middle, I'll tell my brother." Wait a minute, I'll definitely give you an explanation today. β
The woman covered with the black cloth waved her hand, and the rest of the people stood quietly and obediently behind her.
Cao Ping also walked to Wu Xiaoming's side, "Wu Xiaoming, that ...... What's going on. When asked this, Cao Ping couldn't help laughing.
Seeing Cao Ping laughing, the people around him also laughed, all with a cheap smile on their faces.
Liu Lichen still looked at everyone with anger on his face, "Don't laugh, laugh again, I'll kill you." And you...... Cao Ping, Lao Tzu killed you. β
Cao Ping hurriedly stopped Liu Lichen who rushed over, "You calm down, you listen to Xiao Ming's words clearly." Turning his face as he spoke, "Xiao Ming, what do you say is going on?" Lao Liu, what's the ...... Why did you suddenly marry a daughter-in-law? β
Wu Xiaoming was almost laughing, and he couldn't laugh anymore holding his stomach at this time. So he started and continued: "Brother Liu, I really don't blame me for this. It's up to you. β
Liu Lichen jumped up and scolded: "Fart, what the hell are you talking about, I can't understand what I told them to say, I'll do a few tricks, it must be you who are making trouble." If you don't make it clear today, I'll kill you. β
"Brother Liu, calm down, let me ask you, did you enter their village before and hugged a woman?" Wu Xiaoming asked Liu Lichen carefully, "Actually, they are recruiting relatives, and that woman is the daughter of the patriarch." β
Liu Lichen looked at Wu Xiaoming in shock, thinking about the scene at that time, it was indeed a bit like the ancient martial arts competition. "It won't be that bloody. You're saying the leader is his father. β
Wu Xiaoming shook his head and said, "No, that is the girl's father and brother, and the girl's father has become a zombie and buried in her home." She had fled here. She was also helpless to recruit relatives, because of their clan rules, after the prescribed age, they could not stay in the village without marrying. That's why the recruitment was held. Whereas...... It's like hunting in this mountain full of zombies. β
Liu Lichen looked at Wu Xiaoming in shock, sighed with a sentence of real blood, and let Wu Xiaoming continue.
"Then you inexplicably rush into the stockade and throw what you hit on the stage to show that you are also participating. In fact...... The climax is coming, Brother Liu. You're not actually qualified to run, because the winner has already been decided, and it's the one who hunted the wild boar, right...... It's the one who was knocked out by your kick just now, and he's the winner."
Liu Lichen is still blindfolded. Cao Ping was puzzled, "Then why are you still here, saying that it is a dowry?" β
Wu Xiaoming smiled: "So, I said it's an orgasm, don't you interrupt...... Where did it come from? Lily? Where did I go? β¦β¦ By the way, that person wins, but ...... Ha ha...... Hello, you didn't die and carried the pig away, which is called cutting off the beard in our house. Do you know about the beard? Brother Liu. You cut off that man's beard. Therefore, according to the rules, you are to duel. But that person, not convinced, also put a bet on you, betting that the loser will not only have to give up the bride, but also have to be driven by the person who wins. So he's here now. β
Liu Lichen, who reacted slightly, began to have some happiness in his eyes. I gave a wife for no reason, and I also took a thug. The more I thought about it, the more excited I became, and finally grabbed Cao Ping's injured shoulder excitedly. Cao Ping, who was in pain, kicked him hard. Liu Lichen was not angry, so he just smirked.
Cao Ping pushed Liu Lichen away and asked Wu Xiaoming puzzled, "No, then why is there another competition after that one." And that person also stayed? Is it also the winner? β