Chapter 1008: It's Too Embarrassing [For Cold Moon: Wind Plus 9]

"Holy! You're endless! Ling Yi clenched his fists, wanting to fight to the death with this fly the size of a truck.

The fly buzzed and flapped its wings, and with the power of the swoop, it directly rushed Ling Yi to the apartment on the next floor.

But this time, the fall didn't hurt at all, it was like falling into soft cotton.

Before Ling Yi could stand up, a strong suction force sucked him up.

Ling Yi struggled to grab the fluff on the carpet, and when he looked back, he saw a huge vacuum cleaner crushing towards him.

"Holy!"

Before Ling Yi finished yelling, he was sucked in by a vacuum cleaner.

"Lao Tzu is angry!" Ling Yi was turned into seven meat and eight vegetables, if he continued like this, even if he didn't die, he would have to be completely dizzy.

He punched the hard plastic shell of the vacuum cleaner, directly punching a small hole in the hard plastic shell, and then jumped out of the vacuum cleaner with all his might, ignoring the screams of the vacuum cleaner's hostess, and ran out.

When he ran until his lungs were about to explode, he stopped to rest.

Before he could catch his breath, a rat several times larger than an elephant appeared behind him.

"I'm rubbing! Three-story tall rats! ”

Ling Yi ran away, and the three-story tall rat chased after him.

Seeing that he was about to be caught up by the big mouse, Ling Yi made a sharp turn and rushed towards a huge mouse trap.

The big mouse patronized and chased Ling Yi, but he didn't realize that there was a mouse trap in front of him, and by the time it reacted, it was already a little late.

Bang!

The powerful rat trap pinched the mouse's head fiercely, and Ling Yi was also bounced up by the rat trap spring, smashed the window glass, and landed on the roof of a car on the street.

The driver of the car was eating a hamburger when he heard the sound of a crash on the roof of the car, and thought it was the sound of raindrops.

At this time, the Ant-Man suit immediately returned to its original size, and Ling Yi was lying on the roof of the car panting, unable to move for a long time.

The voice in the helmet smiled and said, "The first test is very good, you can keep this Ant-Man suit first, and I will contact you." ”

"Don't, don't!" Ling Yi didn't want to do the adventures of the Giant Kingdom again, "Please, take this treasure back quickly!" I also want to steal some money to treat my daughter's illness, I don't want to put my life on the line! Feed! Feed! Grass! ”

The communication signal in the helmet has been cut off.

Ling Yi rushed back to his apartment and slammed open the bathroom door.

Louis was lying in the bathtub singing and soaking in the bath, and there were a few pink petals floating in the bathtub.

"Wow! Scott! I'm taking a shower! You, you, why did you break in! Louis clutched his chest in embarrassment, "These petals, uh...... It's just giveaways, and I'm a promising young man who doesn't want to waste anything, so that's why I ...... Don't get me wrong, Scott. ”

Ling Yi didn't have the kung fu to tease Louis, and quickly took off the ant-man coat.

"Well, it's really embarrassing." Louis sighed, "I have known for a long time that there will be such a day Scott, when the brotherly relationship between two men exceeds the boundary, there will be a wonderful feeling, and I believe that this relationship is purer and purer than the relationship between a man and a woman, because men and women are together, perhaps for the purpose of satisfying their physical needs, but between men and men, there is only real affection left." So, I don't mind being a guy, and I'm definitely not gay, it's just that I'm not mentally ready, and if you're going to force it, I can't guarantee that I won't resist, but that's just instinctive resistance, not that I don't have feelings for you. ”

While Louis was chattering, Ling Yi had already taken off the Ant-Man suit and put it in his backpack, put on his coat again, and rushed out of the door.

Louis opened his mouth wide in shock, "You're just leaving?" Damn, that's the embarrassment. ”

Ling Yi drove the broken van and galloped all the way to the door of the mansion where the Ant-Man suit was stolen, the car did not turn off, opened the car door, stood outside the wall, and prepared to throw the backpack containing the Ant-Man suit along the wall-

As soon as I picked up my backpack, the police lights flashed, and hundreds of heavily armed policemen rushed out of the dark corner.

"You're surrounded, put down what you're holding! Hands up! One of the policemen yelled as if he were facing a great enemy.

I don't know, I thought they were encircling an extremely dangerous terrorist.

Ling Yi's face was suddenly full of helplessness, "This is really embarrassing, I'm not actually here to steal things, I'm here to return things, of course it's illegal to steal things, but you didn't catch me when I stole them, I have a conscience now to return things, you can't arrest me because I have a conscience, right?" ”

The policemen didn't listen to Ling Yi's explanation, and rushed up to push Ling Yi to the ground and handcuffed him with his backhand.

"The suspect has been arrested!"

"The suspect's name is Scott Lang, and he has a history of theft, and he has only been in the field for two days!"

"Sure enough, he is a habitual offender, and he came to steal after only two days from prison!"

"Now everyone has seized the stolen goods, and the net is closed!"

The policemen said with a righteous face.

Ling Yi said helplessly: "Damn, I really jumped into the Brahmaputra River this time and couldn't wash it off!" ”

In this way, Ling Yi was taken back to the police station.

Paxton, as a police officer, immediately rushed to the detention center when he got the news.

"Scott, how can this be? I thought you didn't dry your hands! Paxton frowned and said, "If you steal because of Cathy's condition, then I can tell you that even if you can come up with 100,000 dollars, I, as Cathy's stepfather, will never accept your dirty money." ”

These words were righteous and righteous, but they made Ling Yi very angry.

He has worked hard enough this day, and he never wants to be pointed at by others to take ideological and moral lessons again.

"My daughter, need this money to save her life! The only thing I can do as a father is to get this money at all costs! It's not about justice, I can't just watch my daughter die just because I have to obey the law! ”

"Scott! You are wrong in thinking this way! So you've been a criminal for the rest of your life! Paxton roared excitedly, "You're going to make Cathy ashamed of having a criminal father like you!" ”

"If she feels ashamed to have a father like me, then she should be ashamed, at least, she can be healthy and ashamed, and she will have a long way to go in life, instead of being a cold corpse buried in the grave, slowly rotting!"

Ling Yi said in a deep voice: "Machiavelli said that when a person is cornered, don't forget that there is another way behind him, and that is crime. There's no shame in that! And I'm ready to bear the price of punishment! ”

"I don't want to justify myself, if you catch me, I will honestly go to prison, if I kill someone, I will honestly resist my life, it's not a big deal!"

"When survival is a problem, you tell me about the law? Tell me about morality? Tell me about humanity? No, the law is set by you, the morality is what you flaunt, and the human nature is summarized by you, and I only choose to survive. ”

(End of chapter)