Chapter 92: Retarded!

"By the way, you are very funny, can your parents know?" Lu Tianyi asked.

“???” The evil ghost looked at Lu Tianyi with a confused expression, and scratched his head, "My lord, I don't read much, what does this mean?" ”

"You're so funny, do your parents know?" Wang Dongyang rolled his eyes and explained.

"They know!"

Lu Tianyi: "......"

I'm kidding you, can't you hear me?

Also, you've been dead for decades, and looking at the age of your parents, they're all over 100 years old, are they really still there?

Even if they are still there, won't they be afraid when they know that their son has become a ghost and has not gone to the underworld to be reincarnated?

"Forget it, I don't want to talk to you now, you can go to the underworld for me to be reincarnated." After speaking, Lu Tianyi didn't give the evil ghost any chance to speak, took out the ghost token, and took the evil ghost away.

Damn, if I keep talking to it, I'm afraid I won't be able to control the power of the wilderness in my own body.

This product is even cheaper than yourself!

"Master Lu, where did the ghost go?" Looking at the evil ghost that suddenly disappeared, Wang Dongyang asked.

"I sent it to the underworld. Well, now you can pay. ”

"Oh, good!" Wang Dongyang took out his mobile phone painfully and used mobile phone banking to transfer 10,000 yuan to Lu Tianyi.

After receiving the SMS notification from the bank, Lu Tianyi nodded and waved his hand: "Very good, the task is complete, let's go, let's go for supper." I'm in for a treat! At the end, Lu Tianyi added.

"Mr. Wang, let's go, lead the way by the way!"

"Hey, good!"

went downstairs, Wang Dongyang took Lu Tianyi and them to the barbecue restaurant yesterday.

Under the street lamp not far from the entrance of the barbecue restaurant, there was a man sitting there in despair, with two huge black bags under his eyes.

When passing by the man, although Lu Tianyi felt a little strange, he didn't pay much attention to it.

There are more people in this world who lose their souls every day, in life, at work, and emotionally......

"Lao Cao, I'm here to bring you business!" As soon as he arrived, Wang Dongyang greeted the boss.

"Huh? Dongyang, didn't you kid go to the master to catch ghosts today? Why did you run me here? The boss said with some surprise.

"That's settled!" Wang Dongyang said happily.

"Solved, so fast!"

"yes, it's that fast! No, I'll bring you here for some supper. As he spoke, Wang Dongyang pointed to Lu Tianyi beside him.

"Hello!" Lu Tianyi nodded in a friendly greeting.

"Hello Master Lu!" The boss hurriedly responded.

"Master Lu, what are you going to eat?" Wang Dongyang asked.

"You order, you are familiar here, you can order what you think is delicious. Oh yes, the chicken could have a little more stuff on it. As he spoke, Lu Tianyi pointed to the white fox that Lili was holding.

"Okay, I got it!" Wang Dongyang nodded, and walked towards the shelf on the boss's side.

When Wang Dongyang was choosing food, the boss asked in a low voice: "Hey, Dongyang, is this Master Lu so young, is it really reliable?" ”

Hearing this, Wang Dongyang glanced at Lu Tianyi and muttered in a low voice: "I'll tell you, Lao Cao, don't look at him young, he has real skills, and he is very powerful." It's ......"

"What's it?" The boss asked.

"It's just that people are very cheap, especially their mouths!"

The boss flipped through the barbecue on the barbecue grill and asked, "How cheap?" ”

"Talking to him can choke you to death!"

"Tsk, that's the best!"

"Yes!" Wang Dongyang nodded approvingly, and then said: "I guess if it weren't for him, he was a real cow. Forced, you will definitely be beaten stupid. Force! ”

"Hey, boss." Lu Tianyi shouted loudly: "You guys are chatting, don't bake things." ”

"Don't worry, you can't be confused, if it's really confused, then I won't take money!" The boss head responded.

"Boss, are you telling the truth? Don't charge money for being confused? ”

"Really!"

When Lu Tianyi heard this, he was happy, and muttered in a low voice: "Don't charge money, this is good!" ”

Immediately, Lu Tianyi raised his hand and pointed to the barbecue grill in the distance, ready to use his true qi.

"Brother Tianyi, what are you doing?!" Lili hurriedly stopped.

"You didn't listen to the boss, you don't need money if you're confused!" Lu Tianyi hurriedly said.

Hearing this, Lili held her forehead and said helplessly: "Brother Tianyi, I really don't charge money if I am pasted, but I can't eat anything!" ”

"Hey~ You're right!"

At this time, Xiaobai rolled his eyes at Lu Tianyi.

MD retarded!

After a while, the boss brought the barbecue to Lu Tianyi and them, and then sat next to them and chatted with Lu Tianyi.

"Hey, Master Lu, didn't you say that you can also do feng shui physiognomy, look at what is going on with that man!" The boss pointed to the man under the street lamp not far away.

"Hey, Lao Cao, it's been more than ten or twenty minutes since we came here, and the man has been staying under the street lamp and not moving, what's the situation?" Wang Dongyang also asked.

"I want to know too, I don't want to ask Master Lu to take a look!" The boss said: "This man has been sitting there since I opened the door in the evening, and no one has talked to him or moved." And I heard from the people in the restaurant next to me that this person was on the breakfast shop side of the breakfast shop at four o'clock on the street opposite in the morning. Then the breakfast shop closed, and he came to us. Anyway, it's which side of the store is open, and which side he is. ”

"Wherever the store opens, run in whichever direction! Interesting! Lu Tianyi muttered.

"Master Lu, how is it, can you see it?" Lao Cao asked.

Lu Tianyi shook his head, "It's a bit far away, and we can only see his side here, so we can't see it!" ”

"Why don't we go to him?" Wang Dongyang proposed.

Hearing this, Lu Tianyi rolled his eyes, "You have a problem, now there are all kinds of slanders in society, and if something happens, as long as you are next to him, in the end, it is not your problem and it is yours." Now, if you want to see the excitement, unless you are five meters away, you will have to have a lot of money, otherwise, hehe......"

"What Master Lu said makes sense!" Lao Cao nodded approvingly, and said with emotion: "In today's society, I don't know whether the bad people have become old, or the old people have become bad, and then it has been passed down from generation to generation. Now I don't even dare to teach my daughter to do good deeds on the road. Like above, the teacher told us to cross the street every day to help the old grandfather and grandmother. Now, if you help me show me, I won't kill you! ”

"What's the solution? Now it's all a material society, everything is only based on money, who cares about the rest? Kindness and morality have long been drowned out by money. ”