Chapter 141: Scumbag (2-in-1 4000 Chapters)
It didn't take long for the Nakagen Festival to begin.
The first is to do Pudu, first by Taoism to open the altar, the leader is a Taoist priest who is about the same age as the old Taoist, but the people are neatly dressed, look fairy, and the old Taoist priest's face is downcast and obscene, one day and one earth.
The Taoist chief was followed by two Taoist boys who helped him carry the props needed to open the altar.
The Taoist chief placed all the props, his expression was solemn, he stepped on the Big Dipper footwork, danced the peach wood sword in his hand, and read the words.
"Huh?" Lu Tianyi looked at the Taoist chief and was shocked.
"Mr. Lu, what's wrong?" Professor Sun asked.
"Where did you get that Dao Chief?"
"I heard that it was a master from other provinces in the city. What's wrong, what's wrong with him? ”
"This Taoist is a person with some real skills!" Lu Tianyi said with a light smile.
"Oh~?" Hearing this, everyone looked sideways and looked at the Dao Master who was doing the Fa.
In Lu Tianyi's eyes, when the Dao Leader stepped on the Seven Star Steps, there were mana fluctuations in his body, but it was very weak. But even so, it was also mana, and this alone was enough to distinguish him from the nine out of nine fake Taoists on the market.
"It's a pity that the grade is older, and it can only be like this for the rest of my life." Lu Tianyi shook his head with a sigh.
"Hey, I said, you're a young man in your twenties, do you want to pretend like that. Force? A sudden voice rang in everyone's ears.
Everyone turned to see a middle-aged man in his forties and fifties, leading a young girl standing beside them.
At this time, the little girl's eyes were always on Xiaobai, and as for the middle-aged man, he stared at Lu Tianyi, but his eyes peeked at Luo Xue from time to time.
Seeing this, Lu Tianyi already understood what was going on.
"Why are you talking, Brother Lu is a real master, you know a fart!" Hearing that someone looked down on Lu Tianyi, Tian Tian was immediately unhappy, after all, he still owed him his life.
"Snort, it's a real master, if you don't learn well at a young age, you know how to deceive a little girl." The middle-aged man looked disdainful.
"Uncle, your words are a bit excessive!" Liu Xiaotian said coldly.
"Is it excessive? I'm just telling the truth. A group of people who don't learn and don't know how to do it. The middle-aged man was not afraid of Lu Tianyi at all, and there were many of them.
"You ......" Liu Xiaotian was furious, raised his fist and prepared to make a move, but fortunately Yang Zhenyu pulled him in time.
"Xiaotian, calm down! You see, Brother Lu hasn't spoken yet. ”
"What, you still want to hit me? You give it a try, and there's the police over there. If you dare to ......"
"Smack!"
A crisp voice suddenly interrupted the middle-aged man.
Everyone looked at Lu Tianyi in a bit of a daze.
Lu Tianyi flicked his nails and said casually: "Didn't you let me do it?" It's the first time I've heard such a cheap request when I've grown so big, and of course I'm going to meet you. ”
"Why are you ......" The middle-aged man pointed at Lu Tianyi angrily, let go of the child with his other hand, and raised his fist to make a move.
Lu Tianyi hurriedly stepped back, and shouted loudly: "Comrade policeman, hit someone!" ”
When the middle-aged man heard this, he paused.
I've never seen such shameless!
Hearing Lu Tianyi's shout, the people around looked over one after another, and just saw the middle-aged man raising his fist and preparing to hit Lu Tianyi.
"Over there, what are you doing?" A policeman heard the noise.
"Comrade policeman, ...... just now" Lu Tianyi didn't finish speaking, and his tone suddenly changed, "Hey, it's you!" ”
"Mr. Lu, why are you!" The policeman was also a little surprised.
"Xiaotian, I didn't expect you to come too!" Luo Xue said with a smile.
"Miss Luo!" Xiao Tian smiled and nodded in greeting.
"Brother Lu, do you know each other?" Tian Tian asked.
"He is Captain Zhang's apprentice, Zhao Xiaotian!" Lu Tianyi introduced.
"Your name is Xiaotian, and so am I, but my name is Liu Xiaotian." Liu Xiaotian said in surprise.
"You two are destined!"
"Bah, bah, we two big men, what do we want to have a fate, even if we have a fate, we have to be a beautiful girl!"
"Hahaha!" The crowd laughed.
When the middle-aged man saw that Lu Tianyi and the police knew each other, he had some bad feelings in his heart and was about to sneak away.
"Stop!" Lu Tianyi suddenly said, "Where do you want to run?" ”
"Mr. Lu, what is this?" Zhao Xiaotian asked.
"Hey, this old man just wanted to hit me!" Lu Tianyi pointed to the middle-aged man and said.
"Really?" Zhao Xiaotian looked at Lu Tianyi with some suspicion.
He still knows a little about Lu Tianyi's character, and everything else is good because of that mouth, which is particularly bad.
If you really want to say that someone else beat him, it is usually scolding him out.
"Of course it's true!" Lu Tianyi pointed at Luo Xue and the others, "I don't believe you asked them!" ”
Hehe, I really want to tear down the stage, obviously you hit someone else.
It's a pity, I think about it in my heart, if I dare to say it, I still want to live a few more years.
"Uh-huh, yes, yes, it's true that he wants to hit people." Everyone nodded to make sure that what Lu Tianyi said was the truth.
"Nonsense, it's obvious that you beat my father!" The little girl retorted, looking up.
"Did you hear me, my daughter testified to me!" The man looked at Lu Tianyi and them triumphantly.
Lu Tianyi glanced at him, looked at the little girl, and asked, "Little sister, are you mistaken, when did I start beating your father?" ”
"Just now, you slapped my dad!"
"Do you see that I did it?" Lu Tianyi said with a smile.
The little girl thought about it seriously, and found that her attention just now had been on the white fox, and she didn't see Lu Tianyi make a move, so she said weakly: "No!" ”
"What, Xiaoxi, you must tell the truth." Hearing this, the middle-aged man was anxious.
"Dad, I really didn't see it!" The little girl lowered her head and whispered.
"What else do you have to say now?" Zhao Xiaotian asked.
"I'm going to ask the people around me, and they don't tell lies." The man said hurriedly.
"Yes!" Zhao Xiaotian nodded, "You go and ask yourself, I'll listen." ”
However, the middle-aged man asked several people in a row, and they all said that he was going to make a move, and he didn't see Lu Tianyi beat him at all.
Looking at the angry middle-aged man, Zhao Xiaotian asked with a smile, "Do you have anything else to say?" ”
"Old Qin, what's wrong with you?" At this time, a middle-aged woman walked over, not beautiful, and her figure looked a little bloated.
"They beat me and called the police to say I beat someone!" The man pointed at Lu Tianyi indignantly.
"Hey, don't wronged the good guys, I didn't do anything. The people around here can testify that the eyes of the masses are bright! Lu Tianyi put on a look that I was innocent.
The woman stared at Lu Tianyi and said viciously: "I don't care who you are, if you dare to bully Lao Qin, we will definitely avenge this revenge." ”
"Are you sure you want to avenge him?" Lu Tianyi sneered meaningfully.
"What do you mean?" The woman asked, a little confused.
"You don't know yet, your husband is him, but he has a lover outside." Lu Tianyi looked at the middle-aged man with a smile.
"What, Lao Qin, you?" The middle-aged woman turned her head to look at her husband in shock.
Sensing his wife's gaze, the middle-aged man was terrified in his heart, and pointed at Lu Tianyi, "You spew blood!" ”
"Whether I'm a bloody squirt or not, you know it in your own heart!"
After speaking, Lu Tianyi looked at the woman and said, "If you don't believe it, you can check it yourself, if I guess correctly, that woman should be twenty-five or sixteen years old, surnamed Jiang." ”
Hearing Lu Tianyi's words, a trace of panic flashed on the middle-aged man's face.
"Twenty-five or sixteen years old, surnamed Jiang." The middle-aged woman frowned slightly, lost in thought.
Suddenly, she suddenly came back to her senses, "It's her!" ”
The woman stared at the man and asked, "Is your newly recruited secretary surnamed Jiang?" If I'm not mistaken, the vixen is exactly twenty-five years old this year. No wonder I always feel that there is a problem with the eyes between you, it turns out that you are ......"
Hearing the woman's words, the man's face turned to ashes, and he knew that everything was over.
He can have everything now, it depends on the woman, if it weren't for the support of the woman's family, he would only be a person who has achieved nothing by now.
I finally got through it, and now it's gone!
"Sure enough, it's her!" Seeing the man's face, the woman knew she had guessed correctly.
The woman angrily smashed the bag in her hand on the man, slapped him again, and then pointed her index finger at the man's forehead, and reprimanded viciously: "Have you forgotten that everything you can have now is given by the old lady, you dare to betray me, don't you want to live anymore?" ”
"Xiaoyue, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you forgive me once, forgive me once, okay?" The middle-aged man knelt on the ground, holding the woman's hand, pleading bitterly.
The woman shook off the man and yelled, "Forgive you? No way! If you dare to betray me, then you will continue to be your poor ghost for me! ”
"Xiaoxi, let's go!" The woman kicked the man and walked away quickly.
Xiaoxi glanced at her father, and left silently with her mother without looking back.
With such a father, she felt very ashamed. And she can imagine that her classmates in the future will look at herself with a strange eye.
The man looked at the back of his wife and daughter leaving, his eyes glazed and his soul lost.
He knew that he would soon return to the poor life he had lived before.
"It's you, it's all you. You're all responsible for it! The man suddenly raised his head and stared at Lu Tianyi, furious, "I'm going to kill you!" ”
The man suddenly got up and rushed towards Lu Tianyi with his fists clenched.
Seeing this, Zhao Xiaotian was about to make a move, but Lu Tianyi suddenly stretched out his hand to stop him, "I'll come by myself." ”
Lifting a kick, the middle-aged man was kicked in the abdomen by Lu Tianyi.
This kick, Lu Tianyi grasped it very well, and the strength would not hurt the man, but the pain was unbearable.
After the man was kicked, he held his stomach and knelt on the ground, his mouth was open, and cold sweat flowed from his forehead, looking extremely painful.
"It's up to you, you also want to do it with Brother Lu, and you don't sprinkle bubbles to take care of yourself. Brother Lu can abuse you thousands of times with one finger. Xu Jinhao glanced at the man disdainfully
"I didn't expect this man to be not only a scumbag, but also a scumbag who eats soft rice, it's really a shame for our man." Liu Xiaotian said indignantly.
"That's it!" Xu Jinhao nodded approvingly.
"Sure enough, it's the same as it says on the Internet, men are big pigs' trotters!" Tian Tian said.
"Hey, I don't like to hear that. What do you mean by men, am I too? Lu Tianyi looked at Tian Tian.
"And us!" Liu Xiaotian and the others also protested, "We are also very innocent. ”
"Oh well, that doesn't include you guys." Tian Tian shrugged, looking indifferent.
"By the way, Brother Lu, how did you know that he had an extramarital affair?" Yang Zhenyu asked curiously.
Hearing Yang Zhenyu's question, the others also pricked up their ears, and they were also a little curious.
"Have you forgotten what I was for? I told you at the beginning that I have feng shui physiognomy, catching ghosts and subduing demons, all of which are proficient and refined. His extramarital affair, I just look at it. Lu Tianyi had a smug smile on his face, "And if he wasn't this kind of scumbag, he wouldn't have come to me for trouble." ”
"What do you mean by that?" Yang Zhenyu asked.
Lu Tianyi smiled and didn't answer, just pointed to Luo Xue on the side.
Everyone instantly understood.
Luo Xue rolled her eyes and complained, "Hey, according to what you say, hasn't all this become my pot?" ”
"Don't dare, it's not your fault that you're pretty. It's all these scumbags who are full of abnormalities! ”
Faced with Luo Xue's inquiry, Lu Tianyi hurriedly confessed.
As the saying goes, only women and villains are difficult to raise, especially beautiful women. Therefore, Lu Tianyi feels that the correct recognition is a wise choice.
"That's pretty much it!" Luo Xuenan glanced at Lu Tianyi with satisfaction.
Seeing this, everyone snickered in their hearts. I have always seen him scolding people, and it is rare to see Lu Tianyi confess once.
"Brother Lu, since you are so powerful, then you can also help me take a look!" Tian Tian looked at him adoringly and said hurriedly.
"What do you want to see?"
"Of course, it depends on marriage, I want to know when I will meet my Prince Charming."
Hearing Tian Tian's words, Lu Tianyi found that Liu Xiaotian's face changed in a flash.
After thinking about it, Lu Tianyi gave an ambiguous answer: "Your Prince Charming will appear, don't worry!" ”
"Brother Lu, can you tell me more about it?"
"As the saying goes, the secret of heaven cannot be revealed, I can only tell you that you should come, and you will always come!" Lu Tianyi smiled mysteriously.
Hearing this, Tian Tian pursed his lips, "You just didn't say it!" ”
"Fortune telling is like this, and it won't work if you say it!" Lu Tianyi said.
"Okay, let's go, we'll be at the sacrifice soon, and then it's time to put the river lantern, let's go put one too." Professor Li Qinglin cleared the siege.
"Let's go, let's put the river lantern!"
Hearing the river lantern, Tian Tian immediately forgot to ask about marriage.
Lu Tianyi walked up to Liu Xiaotian, patted him on the shoulder, and said without a beginning or an end: "You have to work hard." ”
Then, he also walked towards the river.
On the way, Lu Tianyi glanced at the monks who were about to finish chanting the scriptures, and found that these were ordinary people, and there was no trace of cultivation.